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  1. Onion Null

    McDonalds vs. Burger King Feud

  2. Onion Null

    Amanda/Amari Turcol/Lady ALT69: Claims she is Chris Chan's Soul Twin

    Other Aliases: Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 /LadyALT69/ AmariStrawberry - the lolcow coelacanth Amanda Turcol is a lolcow whose footprint goes back a decade on the internet Residence: Mt Olive, Illinois Date of Birth: May 2, 1993 High School Graduation: Staunton High School Class...
  3. Autischen

    Darlaltonthebearcat / Narayan Guerra Lopez

    https://www.deviantart.com/darlaltonthebearcat Look at this inflation shit. Bloated and ballooned pokemon and furry characters.
  4. Onion Null

    New Coke Zero

    New Coke Zero - Does it pass the taste test? According to this Coke Taster
  5. Onion Null

    The irony of kiwifarms

    kiwifarms.net is the best friend Onionfarms ever had. It's kept it in business all this time.
  6. Onion Null

    Polar Beverages - Worcester, Mass

    A little background about Polar Beverages https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Beverages https://www.masslive.com/worcester/2021/06/worcesters-polar-beverages-wants-a-spot-on-the-monopoly-board-fans-who-nominate-could-win-a-years-supply-of-drinks.html
  7. Onion Null

    Historical: Failure of New Coke in 1985

    How the 'Blood Feud' Between Coke and Pepsi Escalated During the 1980s Cola Wars https://www.history.com/news/cola-wars-pepsi-new-coke-failure
  8. Onion Null

    Pepsi Celebrates Unapologetic Locals For Doing Their 'New York Thing' With $150,000 To Real New Yorkers

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/pepsi-celebrates-unapologetic-locals-for-doing-their-new-york-thing-with-150-000-to-real-new-yorkers-301326514.html
  9. Onion Null

    Connor Bible

  10. Syrup

    Historical Figure 📜 Ayman Zawahiri - Osama Bin Laden’s second hand man and current leader of Al-Queda

    How is this cunt still alive? He once murdered two young boys because one of them was forced to perform gay sex after one of them had been drugged by the Egyptian government in a effort to blackmail the two boys (the second one was hired by the violated boy) to assassinate Zawahiri.
  11. AVMC

    Historical Figure 📜 Dragoneer / Sean Piche - Owner of FurAffinity

    I recently became aware of this massive hypocrite in connection with certain drama that caused me to take down all my pony fetish commissions from his site. Meet Dragoneer, the leader of the popular furry art site FurAffinity: https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dragoneer https://archive.is/xpAXJ...
  12. Onion Null

    Kiwifarms revenue is $1Million with 6 Employees

    https://www.zoominfo.com/c/kiwi-farms/404419815
  13. Onion Null

    Trump Derangement Syndrome 🐘 Donald Trump General Discussion

    The idiocy of this guy never ceases to amaze me: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/it-s-irresponsible-it-s-dangerous-experts-rip-trump-s-n1191246?cid=eml_nbn_20200423&fbclid=IwAR12ktzjl1OTBZZT-EgzVsaDVH1bKtiOcjhyp735nivR5uwIfWil2L1JKpI
  14. Onion Null

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Nikocado Avocado

    Nikocado is a famous YouTuber who has become known for his Mukbang videos: Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikocado_Avocado Main YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/NikocadoAvocado
  15. Noghoul

    If I can't smoke in public, mask wearing should remain compulsory

    Discuss. BTW fuck Tim Pool and his fellow right wingers for being such fucking retards about mask wearing like it's a big deal.
  16. Onion Null

    Ghana - Celebritysphere 🎬 Efia Odo - Ghana Television Personality and Socialite: Social Justice Movement #Fixthecountry Campaign

    https://www.modernghana.com/entertainment/66765/something-is-wrong-with-you-if-youve-problem-with.html Her pinned Tweet: Ridicule over her supporting the campaign: https://yen.com.gh/186379-you-ghanas-problems-efia-odo-jabbed-decision-lead-fixthecountry-demo.html
  17. naught

    Make an imageboard

    O N I O N C H A N
  18. Noghoul

    The concept of "Redpill" and "Bluepill" is racist. Let's talk about Brown and Asian privilege.

    The concept of the Redpill is racist towards indian americans, gingers and Black people. The concept of the Blackpill is racist towards Black people, pirates and graveyard workers. The concept of the Whitepill is racist towards Black people and gingers. The concept of the Bluepill is racist...
  19. Azuki Mirai

    The soceity

    It doesn't exist I live in my house
  20. Syrup

    Some thoughts for @Sailfish

    @Sailfish Being a lolcow was your gift and your curse. Onion Farms would have not achieved relavancy if not for your 700 page Kiwi Farms thread.
  21. Onion Null

    Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    This is hilarious.Oh Russell, you are the gift that keeps on giving. I look forward to what Nick Rekieta has to say on this. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/page-2338#post-7379403
  22. Syrup

    Fag0t Banned

    Text
  23. N

    Cowsphere 🐮 Hagyrants/Jeffery K Hagy/thejeffhagyshow, (Stolen Valor, Scammer, Extreme Alcoholic)

    Jeff aka Hagyrants is a fat and lazy sack of shit, sopposedly he worked at an airport, and him and his butt buddy tindiil sopposedly raised money for the hurricane (most likley keeping it for themselves since they havent showed where it was going to) He also claimed "I was in iraq youre welcome...
  24. naught

    Chris Gillon / Autphag!MLHqI35Sr / SpergChan

    OP note: Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland. Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP...
  25. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Sarah Guilbeaux (Pixyteri)

    Pixyteri Sarah Guilbeaux aka Pixyteri is a 29 year old cosplaying weeaboo from Victoria, Texas. Pixyteri is best known for her extreme denial over her looks and her race. Pixyteri is convinced that she is half-Japanese, because a windchime in her yard is "proof" that her mother cheated on her...
  26. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Gabriel Navarro (Moleman9000)

    Gabriel Navarro (AKA: Moleman9000) To a degree pretty much all lolcows are emblematic of the Streisand Effect. Most of them never would have been trolled or become spectacles of ridicule had they not vociferously confronted their trolls or doggedly tried to have the mockery censored. Moleman...
  27. Onion Null

    Cowsphere 🐮 Jonathan Yaniv (Trusted Nerd)

    It's time to start a thread on this lolcow: Twitter pic Her Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv Offering Free Legal Advice via her Twitter: Some horrifying pictures on Twitter...
  28. Onion Null

    The Hyena Men of Nigeria

    I think Hyenas should be left alone to be hyenas:
  29. naught

    Pick a Direction please

    I'm not sure about others but I post on the farms and started to post on kiwifar.ms due to lolcows not celebrities if I wanted them I would have watched E!News or some YouTube video where pseudo celebs talk about Celebrities. Trying to force the Kardashian family as cows is absurd and with the...
  30. Onion Null

    Ghana Rosemond Brown (Akuapem Poloo)

    https://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,494746.0.html
  31. Chairman Miaozer

    Inactive Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    In 2018, a 24 year old white woman living in Portland, Oregon by the name of Tiffany would join the Social Media dumpster fire known as "Gab" to support Alex Jones not long after his banning from all major social media platforms. And at first, she was like any vocal conservative on the Internet...
  32. Noghoul

    Debate user @yeshull/@SchizoNetwork on the morality of morality

    Dr Hans-Georg Moeller lecturer in Cork University and Macau University and a ginger male market failure has convinced me that morality is morally wrong. Here's the abstract of his book titled "The Moral Cuck Fool: A Case For Amorality": Here's 2 pictures of the forementioned ginger male market...
  33. naught

    Quality threads

    Threads must be original, when many of you joined onion farms it's likely you noticed threads were copypaste from kiwi farms, well @SIGSEGV raised the standard and not only are we going to keep this spirit but follow it to its logical conclusion, therefore ops must be legible comprehensive and...
  34. The Fool

    Briefs vs Boxers

    Discuss (women need not apply)
  35. naught

    Incel general thread

    Do it please and thank you.
  36. naught

    Waifu weeb general thread

    Post those otaku and Japan fetishists.
  37. AVMC

    Muons: Strong evidence found for a new force of nature

    https://www.bbc.com/news/56643677 A breakthrough experiment in particle physics suggests an unknown force: "All of the forces we experience every day can be reduced to just four categories: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong force and the weak force. Now, physicists say they have found...
  38. naught

    Dana Marie Cain

    Dana Marie Cain (née Tinervin) is a 51-year-old narcissistic wino with paranoid delusions, general whorishness, and bizarre scapegoating by blaming literally everyone around her. Believing herself to be the reincarnated form of the Babylonian goddess Inanna, whom Dana believes to represent gods...
  39. Syrup

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    My arm hurts in the arm they gave me it in.
  40. Syrup

    I’m not propping up your shitty country fourm ken

    Take the ridiculous restrictions off my account.
  41. Syrup

    Interstellar object 'Oumuamua is a pancake-shaped chunk of a Pluto-like planet

    https://www.space.com/interstellar-object-oumuamua-pancake-shape-pluto-like-planet
  42. naught

    Historical Figure 📜 Elliot Rodger

    Classification: Mass murderer Characteristics: Motive unclear; revenge for sexual and social rejection Number of victims: 6 Date of murders: May 23, 2014 Date of birth: July 24, 1991 Victims profile: George Chen (19) / Cheng Yuan "James" Hong (20) / Weihan "David" Wang (20) / Katherine...
  43. Syrup

    Christory 🦸 Anthony Logatto / A-Log

    https://www.deviantart.com/a-log Can anyone redpill me on this guy?, Kiwi doesn’t have a thread. I remember reading that back in 2019 he came back to make a video about how his family had found his ED page and shit. And that his signature tophat is the meaning of the hat rating. That and he...
  44. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Jen Cornett / Eve Habat FF7 house

    Jen Jennifer Cornet also known as Jenova, Tattlecrime, Sephiroth, Rowen, Syndrome, Ultemicia, Kuja, President Shinra, Freddie Lounds. This is a tale told many times over across many sites large and smol, from Something Awful to Encyclopedia dramatica to Vice even /Baph/ kiwi and lolcow farms...
  45. naught

    Historical lolocws

    Adam & Eve Jack Parsons Aliester Crowley Napoleon
  46. naught

    Documentaries on autism or lolcows

    Downs Syndrome Hotel. Loveshy. Jonathan Ross: Horrorcow productions. Schizophrenia doc Another. The beast Joseph Strickland Quentin Reviews Baked Alaska by porsalin
  47. Gangweedfan

    Me making this thread

    The making of this thread is an important moment in american history because I am american and this is an epic history moment. Cant wait for the documentry to come out about making le thread.
  48. Syrup

    Sophie Labelle / Assigned Male

    Sophie Labelle is a 32 year old Canadian MTF transgender webcomic and pornography artist living in Finland. Her most famous work is “Assinged Male”, a comic running so long it predates the wider usage of the word “SJW”. The comic is essentially a vassal for Labelle to act out her fantasies of...
  49. O

    Suggestion ATTENTION ADMINISTRATOR

    Can you please open up the history subfourm for twatter plz. Thank you : )
  50. Busty O'Queef

    Onionfarms Drama Sheik Yerbouti

  51. K

    Onionfarms Drama The spammer arrives

    The title explains it. I am the "spammer". The original. Copycats have shown up though I do not hold it against them. Oh, no, no. Not at all! For they have helped immensely in my efforts. This forum has been selected over the other for the simple reason that I believe you will preserve and...
  52. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge

    JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge (steam) (facebook) (twitter) (fanfic) (Https://www.facebook.com/groups/243125649033/) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=942086939151114&set=a.164232620269887.41929.100000494517633&type=1&permPage=1) (https://www.facebook.com/Justin.the.Moltres.rider/groups)...
  53. SIGBUS

    Onionfarms Drama Onion Farms Users Discussion

    Simple, talk about OF users. i’ll start with @SIGSEGV because hes not fat and i would totally have sex with him
  54. Noghoul

    Ey bitch

    You know what, I'd really like to do that, But I don't have any fucking money Like I don't have any fucking money Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard? Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card And take the car do circles in the parking lot Scream at the top of our...
  55. naught

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    PPP Ashton Parks PPP is a funny fat sperg who went from taking The /cow/ board as gospel to treating KF as if it were heresy. It's said Ashton wasn't always fat, supposedly he injured himself while playing football and proceeded to get fat later on. Godwinson / Adam Edge / black adam of the...
  56. Onion Null

    Has The Term "Lolcow" Simply Become a Buzzword?

    Are there genuine lolcows or has it become a tiresome overused phrase?
  57. SIGBUS

    Cowsphere - General 🐮 are you a lolcow?

    i surely am hella milkable
  58. M

    its a me pee pee

    its a me
  59. Syrup

    Celebritysphere - General 🎬 Celebrity’s you despise.

    Captain Tom Moore - War Glorifier and RNHS supporter, glad he’s dead but saddened he lived so long. Frankie Boyle - Unfunny Cunt Leftist. Limmy may be a leftist prick but at-least he’s funny. Brentant Tarrant - Child Killer, Glad he’s got the living hell of complete social isolation for the...
  60. ForgetfulFerret

    KF Speculation 🤔 Internet Daddy Griefing Thread

    Are you mad at your internet daddy? Bitch about him here.
  61. N

    roody-poo Scams of roody-poo Nigeria

    Post nigger scams from niggeria and results. There are tons online and niggers are niggers so they nigger it up and nigger the niggers nigger nigger. If you can't find niggerscams of niggers then just laugh as you learn about niggers being niggers. Here is a great example of niggers being out...
  62. Dum Cruise

    KF Linked ⛓️ Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    Welcome to my first Onionfarms lolcow thread. This is a hala-I mean a "Kosher" and fuck asking for mod approval, jannies get the bullet. @Flamesoul / Hannah(born nov 6th 1995, Chicago) is an onionfarms and kiwifarms user animal abuser, proud pedophile groomer and that first came to my...
  63. Dum Cruise

    United States - News 🌐 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/02/14/1018296/bill-gates-climate-change-beef-trees-microsoft/ In his new book, How to Avoid a Climate Disaster, Bill Gates lays out what it will really take to eliminate the greenhouse-gas emissions driving climate change. The Microsoft cofounder, who is...
  64. JoshPPP4ever

    Feeling sad about Josh

    Do you guys ever feel sorry for Jersh? I must admit after I learnt about the Blockland saga I felt sympathetic enough to donate 20 USD for a T&H badge as a girlfriend-free man on a love quest for a boyfriend-free biological girl myself. I felt the incel social braindead autistic pain. And I...
  65. naught

    Columbine Cultists & Copycats - The autistic legacy that Eric and Dylan left behind

    Jeff is a more successful yet least popular version of the later columbine copycat Randy Stair (video by mister metokur, here's a more comprehensive version. ) this includes his animations titled target practice, these animations can be found via newgrounds. Part 2: A picture of his main...
  66. naught

    Inactive Tommy Tooter: Granny Tranny - Tucson, AZ , Rainbow Hippy threatened both Kiwifarms and Onionfarms with RICO (Racketeering, Influenced Corrupt Organization Charges).

    Tommy Jay Wasserberg is a relic of an era which in truth never existed, he has an extensive history so forgive me if I only reach the surface of Tooterology. Channel: (millennial turkeys). Tom Wasserberg is an ancient faggot and formerly homeless busker from Chicago, now living in a roach...
  67. naught

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Alice / Holland C. Proudfoot

    Onion farms now have an ip2 board , nevermind its a general board because IP2 is dead Its in the Beauty Salon now... over on KF a friend of her's IRL did an AMA in it. Alice came to the attention of KF when she had a crossover with Ethan Ralph, Although this is not where her Internet career...
  68. 愛されていない

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Gina Carano

    Gina Carano is an actress and was recently fired from the hottest Disney show mandalorian. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/the-mandalorian-star-gina-carano-fired-amid-social-media-controversy This comes after a history of controversial actions she's done on social media. This includes...
  69. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Jesse Nigri

    She's your average cosplayer who puts as little effort as possible while showing off what others consider her assets. There's been some controversy on /cgl/ since they were able to tell she was cutting corners. ED, it is well done - https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Jessica_Nigri...
  70. naught

    Da Sektur - General 👑 James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    Mister Metokur or jim81jim is an ebin oldfag, he makes videos on internet lore happenings /gg/ /pol/ /cow/ and commentaries alike. Pastebin archive where haberman goes into metokur lore. (a) (https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Mister_Metokur) Much more usernames on his ED page It's...
  71. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Vaush / irishladdie / ian anthony kochinski - horse cock aficionado

    Artist rendering of vaush https://streamable.com/xe6wum - In a debate with vegain gains, Vaush admits he is fine with people buying child pornography ————————————————————————————— (https://twitter.com/VaushV) (https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/) (https://www.reddit.com/user/VaushV/)...
  72. naught

    /cow/

    /cow/ 8chan 9chan julayworld guntlogs Someone far more eloquent then myself articulated the various iterations of /cow/. I miss /cow/, it was my intro into this world. @JEWS was best mod. https://kiwifarms.net/members/jews.1113/...
  73. naught

    Cowsphere 🐮 Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes

    Alexander Jahans is young Englishmen who was discovered then diagnosed with Kallman Syndrome by /pol/ and memed by brit/pol/ and 8chan for his Lovecraftian fiction and odd prose often featuring Jim fucking Sterling an idol of Jahans who as a NEET devours content at a rapid rate. For those who...
  74. cjöcker

    Inactive Lou Gagliardi

    Lou Gagliardi is a serial beggar who says he's transgender living in a transphobic city. He lives off of money he gets from begging on Twitter. He always grifts for shit he doesn't need and has severe lifestyle creep and exclusively eats fast food. He is a type 2 diabetic. This isn't a full on...
  75. Yandere

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Zoe Laverne Pemberton

    Zoe Lavern is one of the top content creators on TikTok and an ample display of how social media can turn anyone into a celebrity. Only being 19 years old (June 3, 2001) she is among upper echelons of followers on TikTok with 17.7 million followers and has a decent following of 2.2 Million on...
  76. Yandere

    Cowsphere 🐮 Sydney Poniewaz / SydSnap / Queen of Degeneracy / Hime Hajime

    Sydsnap is a YouTuber who's main focus is on Anime and Japan or rather the more... degenerative side. Her current content contains primarily of hentai reviews, but also has cosplay, Manga/Anime talk or just random activities dealing with Anime. She's engaged to Gigguk, who is one of the largest...
  77. Yandere

    Suggestion Thread Requests

    I'm sure we all know someone who's a lolcow, guru, snowflake or even a celebrity that you wish had a thread and/or place to gossip about them, but don't have the time to make one yourself. However much I urge you to give making a thread yourself- go ahead and leave someone who you think should...
  78. SIGSEGV

    Onionfarms Drama The (not so) greatest hits of {o}P

    Use this thread to preserve @{o}P's most shameful moments
  79. D

    Debate twatter on which person in the picture she most likely looks like

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