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Sarah Guilbeaux (Pixyteri)

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Pixyteri

Sarah Guilbeaux aka Pixyteri is a 29 year old cosplaying weeaboo from Victoria, Texas. Pixyteri is best known for her extreme denial over her looks and her race. Pixyteri is convinced that she is half-Japanese, because a windchime in her yard is "proof" that her mother cheated on her real father and had an affair with a mysterious Japanese businessman. Obviously, this story is bullshit and has even been denied by Sarah's own mother. Sarah, like other weeaboos has a completely warped view of Japan. Sarah sees the country as a magical kawaii kingdom where she would be accepted. Sarah is convinced that she can speak Japanese, but her Japanese phrases often are interpreted as gibberish by people who actually speak the language. Besides her failed attempt at applying for the jet program, she has dodged other chances she had going to the country, including turning down a guy that offered to pay for her to go. Instead of saving up money to go to Japan, she spends her money on unhealthy Japanese snacks, Japanese junk, and ill-fitting kimonos.

Sarah also has a warped view on the way that she looks. She has been in extreme denial over her skin, her weight, and her hygiene. Sarah is known for buying and taking photoshoots in ill-fitting cosplay. Sarah even throws fits when a size medium cosplay doesn't fit her - for some reason, lol. Sarah is at least 200 lbs and refuses to eat right and considers photoshoots exercise. She also takes unflattering photos that excalates her already poor appearance. Besides her weight, Sarah is also very unhygienic. Sarah only takes "Japanese" baths once a week at the most and covers the stench with cheap body spray, because showers lighten her hair.

Sarah is also known for her own sex life. In Victoria, she has a reputation for being loose. Sarah sleeps with guys for attention and validation. She has pursued married guys, guys that are almost a decade younger than her, and anything with a dick. She was even passed around between a guy she was seeing and his buddies. Sarah is convinced that she is better than the average woman, or whores as she vehemently calls them, because she would do whatever her latest booty call wants. This might include drinking the guy's cum from a cup and having threesomes with his friends. Her liberal sex life and her willingness to do whatever a man wants is probably what led to her nudes being exposed online in the first place. One guy she was obsessed with was a guy named James that was 8-10 years younger than she was. She was obsessed with him, because she was convinced that he looked like a Bleach character. He was also a weeb like Sarah and had sex with her quite a few times. He eventually found out how unstable she was and broke things off with her which Sarah did not take very well. Most noticed that Sarah's ideal man conflicts with the guys that she had already been with. Her ideal man is a wealthy Japanese man who would work while she becomes a housewife and buys more useless trinkets and kimonos.

Her turbulent home life is also a popular aspect of Sarah's life. Sarah still lives her parents with whom she has a rocky relationship with, especially her mother. Sarah and her mother argue about money, Sarah's loose sex morals, and even Sarah's own lack of hygiene. Sarah even turned on the web cam when her mom berated her over her stench. The main issue her mom has over money is how much Sarah spends what little money she makes at her job on frivolous junk and how little Sarah pitches in towards bills. Despite having a Bachelor's Degree in English, Sarah works part-time at Home Depot. Whether or not Sarah's mom is as mentally unhinged as Sarah is debatable, but no one can deny the part Sarah has towards her unstable home life.

Feel free to correct me on anything or add in anything I may have missed.
 
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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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Recent update: Pixyteri was baptized at Parkway Church in Victoria. It seems like a pretty good sized church so I think she is finally settling down. Maybe she seems a lot happier and better adjusted.
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Not in Texas. Eastern Texas is in the bible belt.
North Korea is still a cult and that’s state religion is official (Kim Dynasty).

It’s all in the past now but North Korea would have worked far better as a “lolcow country” than Nigeria. There is nowhere on earth like it.

If something offers you to be “born again” or change your life through religion it’s a cult.
 

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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North Korea is still a cult and that’s state religion is official (Kim Dynasty).

It’s all in the past now but North Korea would have worked far better as a “lolcow country” than Nigeria. There is nowhere on earth like it.

If something offers you to be “born again” or change your life through religion it’s a cult.
No it is not. You cannot call something a cult if it is a part of mainstream culture. You have never lived in the this area. So don't call something a cult you know nothing about.
 
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