(Almost definitely a "Classic Lolcow", this guy has tons of history.) Thread under development, CURRENTLY VERY EARLY DRAFT. not sure of the timeline of events, as such sections will be added depending on the information I know and I will reorganize them to fit enter's timeline before the thread goes public. Also this is definitely a rough draft, I'll probably end up rewriting like half of this thing.
Initial Post: Early Career, Spongebob, and Growing Around sections.
TO DO next edit:Work on the Spongebob and Growing Around sections, add the Challenge Accepted section.
Further to do: Refine OP, add section on his spergy critics (probably do that last), add more images and videos for reference, figure out the timeline of enter, Section on Enter's Hygiene, etc.
TheMysteriousMrEnter, or John Enter, real name Johnathon Rozanski, is a notorious youtube "cartoon reviewer" who is infamous for sperging out about and overanalyzing cartoons in his "review" series called "Animated Atrocities". However if these were the only things about Enter he wouldn't be remotely thread worthy, but Enter has a long, storied history of failures, freakouts, and a frequent inability to take criticism..
This thread will be marked by three eras, Classic Era Enter (2013-I don't know yet), Trenchcoat Era Enter (I don't know yet-2020) , and Modern Era Enter (2020-Present) to mark the timeline of events.
Enter Key:
: Classic Enter
: Trenchcoat Enter
: Modern Enter
Early Youtube Career
Enter created his youtube channel on February 20th, 2013 with his oldest current public upload being on February 22nd, 2013, a "review" on the first episode of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". His early videos are of little note and are of slightly below average quality for the time, with a few spergouts here and there. He continued to do My Little Pony reviews until July of that year, when he uploaded his first review of an episode of a different show. The episode "The Splinter" from Spongebob Squarepants.
The only real standout moment from this time was when Enter mentioned a My Little Pony episode giving him a 3 day depression due to some character acting different.
Spergin' at Squarepants
Enter's rise to infamy did not truly start until he started to review episodes from Spongebob Squarepants. Enter quite often derided the show's later seasons for their dip in quality, and got extremely angry at them and how the characters were portrayed. Enter would frequently launch minutes long spergouts at the episodes, even going so far as to make videos counting down worst "Squidward Torture Porn episodes" and "Patrick's a Prick episodes"
This reached it's boiling point when Enter called out one of the writers by name, calling him "an idiot" and "a fucking moron", which resulted in Enter's fans attacking the aforementioned writer. This is a common habit of Enter where he will frequently sperg out about staff on shows and networks.
Enter has of course since deleted his old Spongebob videos, but only due to re-reviewing the episodes, they were still up for years before that point, showing that most of his ceasing of personally ranting at writers only stopped because of the criticism it brought onto him.
/ Mentally Challenging Vidya.
In 2013, Mr. Enter would create what probably wasn't but would become his other, now defunct, channel called "Challenge Accepted", however it's first public upload was not until April 2nd, 2017 with a channel trailer.
As you can probably gather from the channel trailer, this channel's premise was based on beating video game challenges...
Where Enter would fail nearly every single time. To eventually abandon the channel two years later.
His first challenge started off alright, a Link To The Past randomizer. (A randomizer is where aspects of a game are randomized, usually by an external program, in order to present a different kind of challenge with that game.) He eventually persevered in 14 episodes.
After this Enter's challenges would start to grow more and more preposterous, with him beating exactly none of them.
- Beat and 100% every single released Playstation 1 game (attempted twice)
- Play every single game in the "1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die" book. (Enter still has an odd hatred for this book to this day.)
- Beat as many video games as he can in a year (given up in three streams)
After the third, the channel was promptly abandoned. There are many reasons this channel failed, however the biggest one is most probably Enter aiming way too high for his challenges and burning himself out as a result. Also just being a shitty let's player probably didn't help matters either.
/ Growing Around, yet refusing to grow up. [Top priority for OP work.]
Much later into his Youtube career, Mr Enter decided that he would try to make a cartoon, called Growing Around. He launched an IndieGogo which failed spectacularly, due to the premise being extremely flawed from ground zero, and due to anybody's correct lack of faith in Enter being able to make a cartoon.
He also decided to write a book in the style of a novelized Growing Around episode(not sure if this was before or after indiegogo, find this out before OP is considered finished), the book was filled with numerous writing mistakes, several showings of Enter hypocritically writing the same things he's criticized before, and several other problems with it. Though the book was only a taste of the much worse writing to come...
The premise of Growing Around is extremely flawed, based on the idea of the roles of kids and adults swapping. This is at most a premise that makes one episode in a normal cartoon due to not only it's implications, but due to the idea basically being able to be covered in a singular episode anyways. However, Growing Around specifically becomes a horrific dystopia due to Enter's take on the premise, with such lore as adults being forced to have children, or be shipped away, and adults have to go to "imagination school".
While most of the Growing Around scripts have been lost due to Enter having a meltdown over Deviantart criticisms, and thus burning his Deviantart account to the ground, there are a few that he has re-published on his website.
[OP to be continued]
Initial Post: Early Career, Spongebob, and Growing Around sections.
TO DO next edit:
Further to do: Refine OP, add section on his spergy critics (probably do that last), add more images and videos for reference, figure out the timeline of enter, Section on Enter's Hygiene, etc.
TheMysteriousMrEnter, or John Enter, real name Johnathon Rozanski, is a notorious youtube "cartoon reviewer" who is infamous for sperging out about and overanalyzing cartoons in his "review" series called "Animated Atrocities". However if these were the only things about Enter he wouldn't be remotely thread worthy, but Enter has a long, storied history of failures, freakouts, and a frequent inability to take criticism..
This thread will be marked by three eras, Classic Era Enter (2013-I don't know yet), Trenchcoat Era Enter (I don't know yet-2020) , and Modern Era Enter (2020-Present) to mark the timeline of events.
Enter Key:
: Classic Enter: Trenchcoat Enter: Modern Enter Early Youtube CareerEnter created his youtube channel on February 20th, 2013 with his oldest current public upload being on February 22nd, 2013, a "review" on the first episode of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". His early videos are of little note and are of slightly below average quality for the time, with a few spergouts here and there. He continued to do My Little Pony reviews until July of that year, when he uploaded his first review of an episode of a different show. The episode "The Splinter" from Spongebob Squarepants.
The only real standout moment from this time was when Enter mentioned a My Little Pony episode giving him a 3 day depression due to some character acting different.
Spergin' at SquarepantsEnter's rise to infamy did not truly start until he started to review episodes from Spongebob Squarepants. Enter quite often derided the show's later seasons for their dip in quality, and got extremely angry at them and how the characters were portrayed. Enter would frequently launch minutes long spergouts at the episodes, even going so far as to make videos counting down worst "Squidward Torture Porn episodes" and "Patrick's a Prick episodes"
This reached it's boiling point when Enter called out one of the writers by name, calling him "an idiot" and "a fucking moron", which resulted in Enter's fans attacking the aforementioned writer. This is a common habit of Enter where he will frequently sperg out about staff on shows and networks.
Enter has of course since deleted his old Spongebob videos, but only due to re-reviewing the episodes, they were still up for years before that point, showing that most of his ceasing of personally ranting at writers only stopped because of the criticism it brought onto him.
/ Mentally Challenging Vidya.In 2013, Mr. Enter would create what probably wasn't but would become his other, now defunct, channel called "Challenge Accepted", however it's first public upload was not until April 2nd, 2017 with a channel trailer.
As you can probably gather from the channel trailer, this channel's premise was based on beating video game challenges...
Where Enter would fail nearly every single time. To eventually abandon the channel two years later.
His first challenge started off alright, a Link To The Past randomizer. (A randomizer is where aspects of a game are randomized, usually by an external program, in order to present a different kind of challenge with that game.) He eventually persevered in 14 episodes.
After this Enter's challenges would start to grow more and more preposterous, with him beating exactly none of them.
- Beat and 100% every single released Playstation 1 game (attempted twice)
- Play every single game in the "1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die" book. (Enter still has an odd hatred for this book to this day.)
- Beat as many video games as he can in a year (given up in three streams)
After the third, the channel was promptly abandoned. There are many reasons this channel failed, however the biggest one is most probably Enter aiming way too high for his challenges and burning himself out as a result. Also just being a shitty let's player probably didn't help matters either.
/ Growing Around, yet refusing to grow up. [Top priority for OP work.]Much later into his Youtube career, Mr Enter decided that he would try to make a cartoon, called Growing Around. He launched an IndieGogo which failed spectacularly, due to the premise being extremely flawed from ground zero, and due to anybody's correct lack of faith in Enter being able to make a cartoon.
He also decided to write a book in the style of a novelized Growing Around episode
The premise of Growing Around is extremely flawed, based on the idea of the roles of kids and adults swapping. This is at most a premise that makes one episode in a normal cartoon due to not only it's implications, but due to the idea basically being able to be covered in a singular episode anyways. However, Growing Around specifically becomes a horrific dystopia due to Enter's take on the premise, with such lore as adults being forced to have children, or be shipped away, and adults have to go to "imagination school".
While most of the Growing Around scripts have been lost due to Enter having a meltdown over Deviantart criticisms, and thus burning his Deviantart account to the ground, there are a few that he has re-published on his website.
[OP to be continued]
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