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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
George Lucas said:
Lots of circumcised people enjoy sex so that doesn't make any sense. He's probably just fat.
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Can confirm. My penis works just fine and I was circumcised. I don't have to worry about dick cheese. Josh is upset because he would eat his if he had a foreskin. The real reason his dick doesn't work is because he ruined his circulation by wearing chastity cages while doing prostate play to shota cat boys then jerked it off too rough and too often when he freed himself.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Bossman Jack will never be funny
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he's reddit-tier. its like faux edgy or a better example is John Mulaney, he throws in curse words so he can't be called a clean comedian or one your parents might enjoy but thats what he is.

Bossman Jack is a classic 2000s era lolcow, he's practically a cartoon character because its the same bit day in and day out, every 5 minutes is the same. if Netflix came up with a lolcow, this would be the guy, nothing he does is offensive or political. its just old school lolcow goodness.

him calling things gay and telling people he'll have sex with their mom, its like someone straight out of 2009. surprised he hasn't hit people with "epic fail"

him being a relic of the 2000s is a bit ironic considering his rival lolcow on the site is Nick Rekieta who's mocked because he's trying to live the 2000s rock star/comedian lifestyle that he didn't get to because of his fucking wife and kids.

like if it weren't for kiwifarms fucking up his reputation, Nick Rekieta would have been the biggest Bossman Jack mocker. Like if you enjoy Bossman Jack you probably have a lot of Nick Rekeita in you, meaning a desperate need to go back to the 2000s when that shit was funny. the type of guy that laughs at YTP. or gross out webcomics of the era.
 
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Kiwi Farms is now watermarking all of the videos they upload for lolcows.
 
Null doesn't understand only normie opinions matter. They're called normies because their opinions are normal, thus the majority of the population agree with them over some incels on a gossip forum. No amount of coping will change that.
 
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Null got very mad at the watermark thread.
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Turkey Tom told Kiwi Farms they should focus on repairing their reputation, leading them to declare Total Normie Death (despite Null explicitly wanting to make Kiwi Farms more mainstream in the future).
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<KF'ers just now, in 2025, getting around to realizing people have been monetizing their efforts and they get nothing from it.
Lol. I wonder how long it will take them to realize Josh Moon has been using them as free slave labor as well? 5 more years? Another 10 years?
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>Josh: We are heavily deranked from search engine results. Now we almost never show up.
As someone that used to work in this area, I will tell you the reason why. It's because your website has a negative reputation. It is not viewed as trustworthy, authoritative, or having expertise. In fact, your website's brand is radioactive. Anyone can anonymously write a hit-piece thread on Kiwi Farms to smear a person. Kiwi Farms is a low-quality, gossip and harassment forum. Most of the forum posts are garbage shitposts. There is no information on individual writers of the threads and they have no (expertise, authority, trustworthiness / e-a-t). So if you search someone's name, why should this low-quality website with lots of lies and poor research show up on the first page or in the top 5 Google results for that entity? Other websites with very high e-a-t will be ranked above yours. And as the sole owner of the website, the buck stops with you. If your website has a shitty reputation and poor e-a-t you only have yourself to blame. Quit crying about Google. Take some responsibility.

>We had such good SEO that our info would show up on info boxes like Wikipedia does.
That's because for awhile, you had a monopoly on some obscure weirdos and losers online. Some mentally ill youtuber with 15 views on his videos might have a thread on him, and when you search his name, only KF will show up cause it was the only game in town. It doesn't mean your thread is great; it just means that's all that's out there for such an obscure freak. Also, you used to have normal SEO because your website was new at one point and its reputation hadn't been driven into the dirt by yourself and your many nemeses like Vordrak and LFJ.

>When 4chan went down our userbase doubled but it went back down.
Based 4channers leaving Kiwi Farms in droves. Haha. Think about it dude. Why would they hang around? You're a male feminist faggot that hates imageboard users and their weeb culture. You're in all the threads poking your uncool faggot-ass in them. You meltdown and have temper tantrums all the time. You have poor website moderation and double standards.

>This website is incredibly niche. Not many people have interest in the gossip forum that says nigger but also moralfags about off-site contact and lolicon.
Yes. Rare moment of self-awareness from Joshua. You're kinda fostering an audience going in several conflicting directions. You're pro-Nazi but hate Japan, anime, and lolicon. You feign being pro-free speech and for free expression but moralfag and cry like witch-burning Puritans about lots of little things like Vtubers and anime. You want the KF to grow but cry about TurkeyTom or Metokur getting rich off your website's content. You cry about TurkeyTom making money from the site but you do the same thing to your own users. TurkeyFaggot just does it better than you. You go back and forth between woman-hating incel Josh and woman-simping male feminist predator Josh. You're doing the whole racist, white nationalist podcast thing but are super-happy when some black rapper mentions the site. You're just all over the place, just to name a couple things here. You don't really have any values or ideology aside from wanting free money and wanting recognition from the website. Those 2 things supercede any values to claim to have.
 
Lunar Magma said:
Lol. I wonder how long it will take them to realize Josh Moon has been using them as free slave labor as well? 5 more years? Another 10 years?
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they will never realize this because they are all a bunch of brainwashed morons. they will still worship, believe, and do free labor for daddy null until the day they die
 
Kiwi Farms doesn't really have a monopoly on lolcows anymore. Back when Kiwi Farms was brand new, they were like a big fish in a small pond back when the Internet was a lot smaller and when the Internet didn't hit mainstream pop culture at the time. Well that pond grew into a lake and eventually it grew into an ocean and now Kiwi Farms is finding themselves competing with other content creators that cover said lolcows. Even the content creators that do cover lolcows these days don't really cite Kiwi Farms anymore as Kiwi Farms has a tarnished reputation these days.

The 4channers were only on Kiwi Farms when 4chan went down after the infamous hacking incident when they had nowhere else to go. Once 4chan came back online, the 4channers went back to 4chan and never went back to Kiwi Farms. Furthermore, it doesn't help that half of the Kiwis hate weeb culture and they're generally hostile towards Japanese entertainment in general so why would a 4channer stick around staying on Kiwi Farms anyway? Everyone on the Internet has a right on who they want to associate with so it's no surprise the 4channers wanted nothing to do with Kiwi Farms since half of the Kiwis turn offed the 4channers in regards to staying on Kiwi Farms. Why would a 4channer stay in a community that hates weeb culture and vtubers? It's no different than watching a black man staying far away from the KKK and wants absolutely nothing to do with them.

If Jersh thinks Kiwi Farms being buried in search engine results is bad enough, it's going to get a lot worse for communities like Kiwi Farms as search engine developers implement more AI into their search engine results which will likely cause communities like Kiwi Farms to be buried in a sea of irrelevant search results and AI heavily favoring corporate slop. So this may be the death blow for Kiwi Farms (and communities just like them) as search engine developers keep adding more AI into their search engine results that favor what they want their users to see; so every day the organic Internet keeps dying and this keeps proving the Dead Internet Theory being true where these days you mostly see bots and astroturfing done by Big Tech now.

It's going to get worse for Jersh when inevitably Kiwi Farms ends up like ED later on.
 
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
It's going to get worse for Jersh when inevitably Kiwi Farms ends up like ED later on.
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Kiwi Farms has already peaked and hit its apex of growth and relevance. They are uncool, old, and washed. Josh's mind won't be able to accept the truth on this matter as he is too invested in his baby and is myopic. As he said, he views everything about the Kiwi Farms as an extension of himself and his personality and tastes. Someone that deep up his own asshole won't be able to honestly assess his situation and see the forest for the trees. Josh has dreams of growing the Kiwi Farms but it will never grow again. Only slow decline awaits them as it hemorrhages users. Now, yes, Josh will keep the site running out of pure spite and his ODD. But that doesn't mean the site is alive or thriving. It's sort of like having someone terminally ill hooked up on life support as a vegetable with 0 brain activity. Ok, they're not technically "dead" but you wouldn't call that good health either or thriving.

My guess is that at some point in the future (if not now), Josh will get tired of being the guy taking on all the burden of having a tarnished reputation and denied by payment processors while people like TurkeyTom are rich off the site, while taking on none of the burden. Josh will grow tired of this and he will bundle all of his user information and the site's data on lolcows and then sell it to the highest bidder. It will probably be some data aggregation company that buys it. Overall, it will sell for relatively cheap (20K-50K). And it won't be enough for Josh, who is now spoiled from his multiple crowd-funding financial scams. But in the near future, Josh will be desperate and will have to come back down to Earth. So he will quietly and secretly sell his user data and sell his users out to the highest bidder like a snake rat.
 
In an effort to stick it to his edaddy Nick Rekieta, Josh has likely asked his lawyer to work for Steve "Montagraph" Quest who is suing Nick for defamation after he called him a pedophile. Hardin doesn't charge Josh very much and Montagraph is likely receiving the same discount if not entirely free service.
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Montagraph is a crazy boomer and lolcow who has a history of frivolous lawsuits and threatening individuals with lawsuits to threaten them into not making fun of him. People he's threatened into submission include Mister Metokur.
 
thefrogninja said:
In an effort to stick it to his edaddy Nick Rekieta, Josh has likely asked his lawyer to work for Steve "Montagraph" Quest who is suing Nick for defamation after he called him a pedophile. Hardin doesn't charge Josh very much and Montagraph is likely receiving the same discount if not entirely free service.
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Montagraph is a crazy boomer and lolcow who has a history of frivolous lawsuits and threatening individuals with lawsuits to threaten them into not making fun of him. People he's threatened into submission include Mister Metokur.
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How did Montagraph get that faggot Jim to submit to him, of all fucking people too.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Back when Kiwi Farms was brand new, they were like a big fish in a small pond back when the Internet was a lot smaller and when the Internet didn't hit mainstream pop culture at the time. Well that pond grew into a lake and eventually it grew into an ocean and now Kiwi Farms is finding themselves competing with other content creators that cover said lolcows. Even the content creators that do cover lolcows these days don't really cite Kiwi Farms anymore as Kiwi Farms has a tarnished reputation these days.
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honestly this is it, its also why all the "lolcows" seem to be from people that were big a decade ago, there are clearly other lolcows on tiktok or twitter or anywhere else, but because of the effortpost userbase all being about 40 and not keeping up with the youth shit they miss a lot of content, Especially when it comes to streamers too. Destiny got on people's shitlist because of jontron, but everyone mostly missed a lot of streamers or tiktok cows.

It reminds me of how one or two guys thought they had a monopoly on making fun of joe rogan or comedian podcasts back in 2016, but now its something even fucking SNL is making fun of, same way SNL recently had Trisha Paytas on, we're not weird teenagers covering niche topics, everything we love is mainstream now.

Its like lawtube or those guys mocking house listings, yeah you used to have a monopoly but then you stated a trend and no one cares about you because other people do it better.
Lunar Magma said:
Kiwi Farms has already peaked and hit its apex of growth and relevance. They are uncool, old, and washed
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exactly, remember years ago when it was weebwars central? or was pretty much the only place you could shittalk trannys? So many people in the politics thread assumed JD Vance was a kiwifarmer because they thought it was the only website where based takes were allowed, they didn't realize plenty of twitter users and other groups are allowed to be based again.
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. Josh will grow tired of this and he will bundle all of his user information and the site's data on lolcows and then sell it to the highest bidder
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nah, the reason Sherrod could leave ED is because she had real options, she was able to move on and have a career, meanwhile josh has nothing. when you have options everything is a lot easier to leave, when you don't you're fucked.

people compare Josh to SA and thats 100% the best example of his life trajectory, only at least Lowtax had a pretty sweet fucking life, Josh was just fat and poor and lonely and played video games and barely got anything out of running the site besides misery. Loxtax got fucking rich and had a shitload of internet fame and ended up banging and marrying numerous whores from his site. Loxtax made more money off the site than he ever could working a real job, meanwhile for Null its the exact opposite.
 
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