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  1. Y

    Love Quest Dream Girls

    This Thread was going to be permanently deleted but I have now recycled it into use. This thread is going to be pertaining to desires in your dream girl. A place where you can actively obsess about them. (Not for stalking) but use backstories of past girls or use art of said dream girls in your...
    • Yandere_Theory
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    • anxiety attention seeker attention whore bi-polar disorder bpd colored hair depression drinking ex girlfriend female katelyn rose mental illness nazi onionfarms onionfarms hater whore yanderetheory
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    • Forum: Lolcow General
  2. AVMC

    Communities Deviantart Horrors

    Onionfarms didn't have a thread for this yet.. Autism producing fandoms like Loud house have calmed down but there's a new plague infesting Deviantart, namely AI generated art. You see it everywhere these days. Post horrific and autistic artworks from that site, and why not from other art...
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    • deviant art onionfarms
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Lolcow Farms
  3. K

    Anime Discussion Cat Ears vs. Dog Ears. Which is Better?

    God grant me the power to summon cat girls..... Oh my GOD he is real 🤯
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    • cat ears dog ears onionfarms
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: General Discussion
  4. Noghoul

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Title says it all
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    • # ashley #ashley #fat jokes #general ashley hutsell jankowski ashley renee hutsell fat faggot onionfarms questions
    • Replies: 2,044
    • Forum: Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
  5. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Tara Reade: The Grifting Hypocrite Who Accused President Joseph Biden of Sexual Assault

    The story here is mainly historical. It happened back around 2020 when she accused President Joseph Biden of Sexual assault. Right up to this day, she still maintains she was assaulted despite the evidence against it. Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/ReadeAlexandra Her Website...
  6. MylarBalloon123

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Good, let Kiwi Farms die. all American troll websites should be banned.
  7. AVMC

    19 liters of fluid gets pulled from the belly - Ascites in liver failure

    Video : 19 liters of fluid drained from a patient.
  8. Gamercat

    Mike Thurlow Call Me Gay

  9. К

    Kenneth Pinyan / Mr.Hands / the original brony

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mr.%20Hands https://undergroundarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Kenneth_%22Mr._Hands%22_Pinyan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case https://chopnews.com/bizarre-case-of-engineer-mr-hands-who-died-after-having-stallion-horse/ He let a horse...
  10. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Stephanie Josephine Fritsch / Stephan Joseph Fritsch

    Thread is incomplete just a rough draft Let me introduce you to Sephanie Josephine Gritsch. Name: Stephanie Josephine Fritsch Deadname: Stephen Joseph Fritsch Aliases: fritschsj, Stepanie1244 Occupation: Retired (formerly a prostitute) DOB: 08/06/1964 LinkedIn.com/in/stephanie-fritsch...
  11. A

    Will Smith vs. Chris Rock

  12. angry canadian

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF deleting posts and accounts.

    These three posts no longer exist, as well as the account that made them. They've been completely scrubbed from the site. I've never seen this happen ever before. Blaine's "Unabashedhermaphrodite" is still there, "Bitter Leaf" is still there, and my old account's posts are still there (Josh...
  13. AVMC

    Meat Loaf dead at 74

    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-60080934 https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/21/entertainment/meat-loaf-obit/index.html The rock singer Meat Loaf has died at the age of 74. R.I.P. Any onions who are fans of his music? Other thoughts?
  14. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Twitter Circle Associates of ADF

    While I did not go through all his associates, I have compiled a list of 13 Twitter channels who follow ADF and who ADF follows in return. At least at the time I did this in the afternoon while the site was down. This list can be subject to change. ADF's Twitter channel is Satan-affiliated...
  15. Onion Null

    Cowsphere Cyraxx / Chance J F Wilkins / DJ ShadowBlade

    Apparently this guy is quite infamous on the internet and I am listening to a youtube video with him ranting. So I have started a thread on this lolcow. I am getting Tommy Tooter vibes from this guy. Reddit: Soundcloud: His Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceJFWilkins/ His...
  16. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/TransSalamander Her Residence: https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ Look who followed Transalamander This has been overdue for a thread because there are several lolcows in this . I am not sure how they are doing as of date but I would at least applaud...
  17. liquid cunny poster

    Fun fact

    @angry canadian let's me live rent free in his head how are you doing there buddy
  18. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Brad Watson Discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

    I know there is a long thread over on the Kiwifarms. But why should kiwifarms have all the fun? He must be a fascinating character. Kiwifarms Thread; https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/ His forum...
  19. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Secret Gamer Grrl (Jake Alley)

    Jake Alley is probably one of the most extensively covered lolcows on Kiwifarms https://www.patreon.com/secretgamergirl Kiwifarms Thread (Updated Version Starts here)...
  20. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Ashan_Kouki (Ah Shen): Taiwan Gaming YouTuber

    His Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ashan_kouki His YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/charlie615119
  21. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg

    Wiki Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Quinn Her Website: https://unburntwitch.com/ Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch Her Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/zoe Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zoequinn/...
  22. Onion Null

    Lucas Werner

    His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?fref=ts His Twitter: https://twitter.com/theonlywern?lang=en His Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thewern (which is being reviewed) Article about him on Reddit: Ejected from Spokane Starbucks after hitting on 17 year old barista (asking her...
  23. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Eva Xephon/Yandere Dev/Alex Mahan

    Twitter channel: https://twitter.com/yanderedev His website: https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/ Another website: https://yanderesimulator.com/ Lolcow fandom wiki: https://lolcow.fandom.com/wiki/Alex_Mahan A campaign to have him stopped...
  24. Onion Null

    Andrew Dobson (Tom Preston)

    https://hypocrisyofandrewdobson.tumblr.com/ https://soyouareandrewdobson.tumblr.com/ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/tom-preston https://thefinalrumble.miraheze.org Encyclopedia Dramatica article: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Tom_Preston His famous moniker His Tumblr...
  25. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Robert Chipman (MovieBob)

    His Twitter: https://twitter.com/the_moviebob His Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1 His YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy92fXa6yBrLnKdW1pYJlMw His RedBubble Merchandise: https://www.redbubble.com/people/moviebob/works/42529276-big-picture-with-moviebob-logo His Website...
  26. Onion Null

    Lolcow Forum Crushes

    {o}P II posting on Lolcow.org You be the judge.
  27. Onion Null

    Limited Public Individual Gabbi Sharp

    Meet Gabbi Sharp: Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gabbi_thee_senator/ Her Twitter: First the story from the CollegeFix: A link to the rest of the story: https://www.thecollegefix.com/black-uc-berkeley-student-senator-who-refuses-to-represent-white-constituents-faces-recall-effort/...
  28. naught

    Kiwifarms Inner Circle Drama

    Ask yourself, what is the difference between this various figures? is there one at all? Kim Wilson legs also known as https://kiwifarms.net/members/loveyoulongtime.215/ (archive) Kim Wilson (archive) she has only recently been recognized as a troll by far despite her involvement going far back...
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    • kiwifarms onionfarms
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    • Forum: Dumper
  29. naught

    {o}PII / other panther

    the tale of {o}P pet tard of lolcow.org inept "lore master" and serial socker is one which has stretched (much like his asshole) across many sites from (onion farms) to [do not link directly use archive.fo] , if you search for unban {o}P on kiwifarms these are the results...
  30. Onion Null

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Unabashedhermaphrodite is a post-merge kiwi farms user and one of the first to turn halal since Sean walker / Psychic Espoeon, @unabashedhermaphrodite managed to rack up a significant amount of posts in a very short period of time. This might've been forgiven if not for their involvement with a...
  31. Onion Null

    Frankie McDonald (Weatherman Frankie)

    If you haven't heard of the famous Frankie McDonald. He is closest thing I know who has gone from purely a lolcow to an internet celebrity and he has been successful. Yeah he gets a lot of flak I'm sure but he's done it his way and he leaves Chris Chan in the dust. Wiki Article...
  32. naught

    Public Figure - Niche Fredrick Brennan / copypaste / Hotwheels / ctrlctrlv / chad thunderwheels

    E M B R A C E I N F A M Y E M B R A C E I N F A M Y A Brief Overview. Fredrick Brennan, the culture vulture man with the plan to save the chan. Fredrick Brennan was for the most part a reserved child, born with a condition known as brittle bone disease Fredrick himself best describes his...
  33. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Diaperperv (short for diaper pervert!)

    Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to diaper pervert Linktree: https://linktr.ee/diaperperv YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/diaperperv Twitter: https://twitter.com/diaperperv Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/diaperperv Her official e-mail: diaperperv@gmail.com Why not purchase some...
  34. Syrup

    Ronald Reagan / Ronnie Reagan

    U.S president who suffered from dementia while in office. “ A 1987 article in the New Republic posed the troubling question outright: “Is Reagan Senile?” That was precisely what CBS News reporter Lesley Stahl was asking herself during a 1986 visit with a president she would later describe in...
  35. Onion Null

    Granny Cosplayers

    Lord have mercy on us all :haha: https://www.google.com/search?q=Granny+cosplay&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=FGDzaB8eCBvxDM%252Cb-0IloexUYOwSM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kS_RZMU7D9q7-u2knhDrrX-n09BkQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjzybPH2ILzAhUln-AKHflQBTYQ9QF6BAgMEAE&biw=1600&bih=732#imgrc=FGDzaB8eCBvxDM Will...
  36. Syrup

    Public Figure - Niche Erica Gifford / Pansy Gronski / Sissy Little Girl Pansy /

    >tfw you’re diapy is full and your daddy is to demented to change it for you His Twitter: https://twitter.com/sissybabypansy His YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC83BrTrMB6UmHwpo4KFvONA His Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/pansygronski/_saved/ His Facebook...
  37. Onion Null

    Jenn M. Jackson Assistant Professor Syracuse University

    It's about time I started threads on some of these woke cows in universities. In her own words: Her woke tweets on 9/11 that she made private referenced in this right wing article: The College Fix...
  38. Syrup

    Mary Ellen Sneed

    https://m.orangeleader.com/2021/08/25/mary-ellen-sneed/ Formerly Alive
  39. Onion Null

    Elizabeth "Lizzie" Le Fey Gomez (AKA Globelamp)

    I would like to introduce to you Elizabeth Le Fey Gomez also known as Globelamp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_le_Fey https://www.facebook.com/Globelamp/ https://www.instagram.com/globelamp/?hl=en https://globelamp.bandcamp.com/ https://globelampofficial.tumblr.com/...
  40. Onion Null

    Lolcow.org

    Lolcow.org is our evil spawn. And it looks like there is a DDOS attack on them.
  41. naught

    Public Figure - Niche CogsDev

    Placeholder: CogsDev is the infamously genderfucked SJW admin of the notorious cabal known as the PvCC jokingly referred to as "the Stonecutters", named after the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens from the Sonichu comics (which in that was a reference to the IRL PVCC) CogsDev did not create...
  42. Autischen

    Limited Public Individual Darlaltonthebearcat / Narayan Guerra Lopez

    https://www.deviantart.com/darlaltonthebearcat Look at this inflation shit. Bloated and ballooned pokemon and furry characters.
  43. Onion Null

    The irony of kiwifarms

    kiwifarms.net is the best friend Onionfarms ever had. It's kept it in business all this time.
  44. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Connor Bible

  45. Syrup

    Ayman Zawahiri - Osama Bin Laden’s second hand man and current leader of Al-Queda

    How is this cunt still alive? He once murdered two young boys because one of them was forced to perform gay sex after one of them had been drugged by the Egyptian government in a effort to blackmail the two boys (the second one was hired by the violated boy) to assassinate Zawahiri.
  46. AVMC

    Dragoneer / Sean Piche - Owner of FurAffinity

    I recently became aware of this massive hypocrite in connection with certain drama that caused me to take down all my pony fetish commissions from his site. Meet Dragoneer, the leader of the popular furry art site FurAffinity: https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dragoneer https://archive.is/xpAXJ...
  47. Onion Null

    Kiwifarms revenue is $1Million with 6 Employees

    https://www.zoominfo.com/c/kiwi-farms/404419815
  48. Noghoul

    If I can't smoke in public, mask wearing should remain compulsory

    Discuss. BTW fuck Tim Pool and his fellow right wingers for being such fucking retards about mask wearing like it's a big deal.
  49. naught

    Make an imageboard

    O N I O N C H A N
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    • onionfarms
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  50. Noghoul

    The concept of "Redpill" and "Bluepill" is racist. Let's talk about Brown and Asian privilege.

    The concept of the Redpill is racist towards indian americans, gingers and Black people. The concept of the Blackpill is racist towards Black people, pirates and graveyard workers. The concept of the Whitepill is racist towards Black people and gingers. The concept of the Bluepill is racist...
  51. Syrup

    Some thoughts for @Sailfish

    @Sailfish Being a lolcow was your gift and your curse. Onion Farms would have not achieved relavancy if not for your 700 page Kiwi Farms thread.
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    • lolcow onionfarms
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  52. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    This is hilarious.Oh Russell, you are the gift that keeps on giving. I look forward to what Nick Rekieta has to say on this. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/page-2338#post-7379403
  53. Syrup

    Fag0t Banned

    Text
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    • onionfarms
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  54. N

    Public Figure - Niche Hagyrants/Jeffery K Hagy/thejeffhagyshow, (Stolen Valor, Scammer, Extreme Alcoholic)

    Jeff aka Hagyrants is a fat and lazy sack of shit, sopposedly he worked at an airport, and him and his butt buddy tindiil sopposedly raised money for the hurricane (most likley keeping it for themselves since they havent showed where it was going to) He also claimed "I was in iraq youre welcome...
  55. naught

    Chris Gillon / Autphag!MLHqI35Sr / SpergChan

    OP note: Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland. Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP...
  56. naught

    Public Figure: Pixyteri Sarah Guilbeaux (Pixyteri)

    Pixyteri Sarah Guilbeaux aka Pixyteri is a 29 year old cosplaying weeaboo from Victoria, Texas. Pixyteri is best known for her extreme denial over her looks and her race. Pixyteri is convinced that she is half-Japanese, because a windchime in her yard is "proof" that her mother cheated on her...
  57. naught

    Public Figure - Niche Gabriel Navarro (Moleman9000)

    Gabriel Navarro (AKA: Moleman9000) To a degree pretty much all lolcows are emblematic of the Streisand Effect. Most of them never would have been trolled or become spectacles of ridicule had they not vociferously confronted their trolls or doggedly tried to have the mockery censored. Moleman...
  58. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Jonathan Yaniv (Trusted Nerd)

    It's time to start a thread on this lolcow: Twitter pic Her Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv Offering Free Legal Advice via her Twitter: Some horrifying pictures on Twitter...
  59. naught

    Pick a Direction please

    I'm not sure about others but I post on the farms and started to post on kiwifar.ms due to lolcows not celebrities if I wanted them I would have watched E!News or some YouTube video where pseudo celebs talk about Celebrities. Trying to force the Kardashian family as cows is absurd and with the...
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    • onionfarms
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  60. Chairman Miaozer

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    In 2018, a 24 year old white woman living in Portland, Oregon by the name of Tiffany would join the Social Media dumpster fire known as "Gab" to support Alex Jones not long after his banning from all major social media platforms. And at first, she was like any vocal conservative on the Internet...
  61. Noghoul

    Debate user @yeshull/@SchizoNetwork on the morality of morality

    Dr Hans-Georg Moeller lecturer in Cork University and Macau University and a ginger male market failure has convinced me that morality is morally wrong. Here's the abstract of his book titled "The Moral Cuck Fool: A Case For Amorality": Here's 2 pictures of the forementioned ginger male market...
  62. The Fool

    Briefs vs Boxers

    Discuss (women need not apply)
  63. naught

    Incel general thread

    Do it please and thank you.
  64. AVMC

    Muons: Strong evidence found for a new force of nature

    https://www.bbc.com/news/56643677 A breakthrough experiment in particle physics suggests an unknown force: "All of the forces we experience every day can be reduced to just four categories: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong force and the weak force. Now, physicists say they have found...
  65. naught

    Dana Marie Cain

    Dana Marie Cain (née Tinervin) is a 51-year-old narcissistic wino with paranoid delusions, general whorishness, and bizarre scapegoating by blaming literally everyone around her. Believing herself to be the reincarnated form of the Babylonian goddess Inanna, whom Dana believes to represent gods...
  66. Syrup

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    My arm hurts in the arm they gave me it in.
  67. Syrup

    I’m not propping up your shitty country fourm ken

    Take the ridiculous restrictions off my account.
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    • onionfarms
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  68. Syrup

    Interstellar object 'Oumuamua is a pancake-shaped chunk of a Pluto-like planet

    https://www.space.com/interstellar-object-oumuamua-pancake-shape-pluto-like-planet
  69. naught

    Elliot Rodger

    Classification: Mass murderer Characteristics: Motive unclear; revenge for sexual and social rejection Number of victims: 6 Date of murders: May 23, 2014 Date of birth: July 24, 1991 Victims profile: George Chen (19) / Cheng Yuan "James" Hong (20) / Weihan "David" Wang (20) / Katherine...
  70. naught

    Public Figure - Niche Jen Cornett / Eve Habat FF7 house

    Jen Jennifer Cornet also known as Jenova, Tattlecrime, Sephiroth, Rowen, Syndrome, Ultemicia, Kuja, President Shinra, Freddie Lounds. This is a tale told many times over across many sites large and smol, from Something Awful to Encyclopedia dramatica to Vice even /Baph/ kiwi and lolcow farms...
  71. naught

    Historical lolocws

    Adam & Eve Jack Parsons Aliester Crowley Napoleon
  72. naught

    Documentaries on autism or lolcows

    Downs Syndrome Hotel. Loveshy. Jonathan Ross: Horrorcow productions. Schizophrenia doc Another. The beast Joseph Strickland Quentin Reviews Baked Alaska by porsalin
  73. Syrup

    Sophie Labelle / Assigned Male

    Sophie Labelle is a 32 year old Canadian MTF transgender webcomic and pornography artist living in Finland. Her most famous work is “Assinged Male”, a comic running so long it predates the wider usage of the word “SJW”. The comic is essentially a vassal for Labelle to act out her fantasies of...
  74. naught

    Public Figure - Niche JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge

    JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge (steam) (facebook) (twitter) (fanfic) (Https://www.facebook.com/groups/243125649033/) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=942086939151114&set=a.164232620269887.41929.100000494517633&type=1&permPage=1) (https://www.facebook.com/Justin.the.Moltres.rider/groups)...
  75. naught

    PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    PPP Ashton Parks PPP is a funny fat sperg who went from taking The /cow/ board as gospel to treating KF as if it were heresy. It's said Ashton wasn't always fat, supposedly he injured himself while playing football and proceeded to get fat later on. Godwinson / Adam Edge / black adam of the...
  76. Onion Null

    Has The Term "Lolcow" Simply Become a Buzzword?

    Are there genuine lolcows or has it become a tiresome overused phrase?
  77. SIGBUS

    are you a lolcow?

    i surely am hella milkable
  78. ForgetfulFerret

    Kiwifarms Speculation Internet Daddy Griefing Thread

    Are you mad at your internet daddy? Bitch about him here.
  79. Dum Cruise

    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    Welcome to my first Onionfarms lolcow thread. This is a hala-I mean a "Kosher" and fuck asking for mod approval, jannies get the bullet. @Flamesoul / Hannah(born nov 6th 1995, Chicago) is an onionfarms and kiwifarms user animal abuser, proud pedophile groomer and that first came to my...
  80. JoshPPP4ever

    Feeling sad about Josh

    Do you guys ever feel sorry for Jersh? I must admit after I learnt about the Blockland saga I felt sympathetic enough to donate 20 USD for a T&H badge as a girlfriend-free man on a love quest for a boyfriend-free biological girl myself. I felt the incel social braindead autistic pain. And I...
    • JoshPPP4ever
    • Thread
    • josh joshua connor moon onionfarms
    • Replies: 27
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