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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms

Anne Hathaway Fan

I put the "F U" in "forums"
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The only way null develops impulse control is if he gets fitted with a pacemaker
I don't mean to be that guy, but a pacemaker wouldn't do anything for a fat man's heart disease. They are only used for arrhythmias which is an irregular heartbeat.

Source: I had atrial fibrillation 2 years ago and if the cryo balloon ablation surgery didn't take they were going to give me a pacemaker with a defibrillator in it.

Also anyone who drinks to the point of getting drunk, you should probably not do that because every time you do you get something known as holiday heart (which means you get atrial fibrillation and every time you drink you can end up permanently having it and not knowing you have it until you have a stroke or an embolism)
 

polonium

You scream and everybody comes a-running
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I don't mean to be that guy, but a pacemaker wouldn't do anything for a fat man's heart disease. They are only used for arrhythmias which is an irregular heartbeat.

Source: I had atrial fibrillation 2 years ago and if the cryo balloon ablation surgery didn't take they were going to give me a pacemaker with a defibrillator in it.

Also anyone who drinks to the point of getting drunk, you should probably not do that because every time you do you get something known as holiday heart (which means you get atrial fibrillation and every time you drink you can end up permanently having it and not knowing you have it until you have a stroke or an embolism)
I can't believe you survived all that just to step on my joke. Rude.
 

Anne Hathaway Fan

I put the "F U" in "forums"
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I can't believe you survived all that just to step on my joke. Rude.
I'm SORRY I thought you guys would find it interesting. 😢

Oh here's another thing: when I first went to the hospital because my chest felt all messed up, they had to give me a cardioversion (those are those little paddles that you see in the movies where they go CLEAR! And bring dead people back to life)

Well they don't bring anybody back to life, but they do knock your heart back into normal sinus rhythm. But anyway my point is two things really bummed me out about it: they knock you out beforehand because apparently if you were awake it would hurt like hell, and the most disappointing thing of all was they're not even paddles. They're 2 big stickers that go on your chest and side.

It's crazy because when you wake up you have these two marks that look like sunburn in the shape of the stickers because you just got hit with so much electricity that burns your skin a little bit.

Pretty neat right?

So basically what I'm saying is when that fat slob shota nekko pedophile keels over dead from a heart attack, the little CLEAR! Paddles ain't gonna do shit.
 

universe adventurer

explorer of the unknown, vast universe
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Speaking of archives, do you have those Sad at the Internet MATI parodies by any chance? For whatever reason they’re not on YT anymore.
sadly I don't. mind you, preservetube.com is a site that was founded in the previous year. I saw and watched the video in the old (deleted) kf general thread. not sure if the video is still there
 

polonium

You scream and everybody comes a-running
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Well I would say if you're talking about the way he tries to act like a big boy on the internet technically he's running his fingers over a keyboard not his mouth.

But if you're talking about prepubescent boys penises, I'm betting he DEFINITELY runs his mouth on those.
You should drink more
 

universe adventurer

explorer of the unknown, vast universe
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what do you know about what gives a site value anyways? go back to chugging pizza and grifting your dumbass userbase. scamming fatass
 

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what do you know about what gives a site value anyways? go back to chugging pizza and grifting your dumbass userbase. scamming fatass
lol says the fatty who let BP harpies run amok and alienate everyone who isn't a BP bitch or tranny doing a poor imitation of one.
 

Anne Hathaway Fan

I put the "F U" in "forums"
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what do you know about what gives a site value anyways? go back to chugging pizza and grifting your dumbass userbase. scamming fatass
Can someone explain to me cuz I'm an old man how a website is worth anything?

Well specifically how a message board would be worth anything? His little website isn't exactly Facebook.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
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"Sure Byuu said he would kill himself if i didn't delete his thread, offered me a bribe which I consulted my lawyer with first to determine if this was legal to accept or not, and eventually killed himself because I didn't respond quick enough, but the REAL people who killed Byuu are his tranny friends who Byuu himself never blamed and whom I myself do not even know the names of."
I just read some of their replies to the FOIA documents and it's telling how not a single one of them is willing to reflect on the fact that they put out this conspiracy theory for years that Byuu was 蒸発 and had faked his death just to enable journalists to go after KF. In fact, if you read Null's post where he shared the FOIA documents, Null seems to double down on this conspiracy theory claiming that there is still an escape clause here for Null to claim that it was all an elaborate plot to enable a hit job by journalists. Null writes that "It contains volumes of information and what appears to be Japanese autopsy reports. The problem is I don't have any way to confirm it.". So Null claims the autopsy reports in the FOIA are fake? Yeah, he just wants to have an escape clause for spreading a conspiracy theory.

I had to google what a "shota" was (give me a break, I'm 40 as FUCK and not a dirty weeb)

My first reaction: "Well, that would explain why he didn't like me..."

Cartoon pedophilia is a gateway drug into actual pedophilia. If I would've known he was LITERALLY a pedophile faggot, I would've deleted my account myself.
Same here, I too had never heard of this before and had to Google it. It's very telling to me that Null is part of a milieu where people casually drop these terms and everyone in his circle is so pornsick that they know exactly what this is referring to.
Speaking of archives, do you have those Sad at the Internet MATI parodies by any chance? For whatever reason they’re not on YT anymore.
NO! Those were so good! Why did he take them down? Channel nuked?
Can someone explain to me cuz I'm an old man how a website is worth anything?

Well specifically how a message board would be worth anything? His little website isn't exactly Facebook.


It's a combination of multiple factors. Basically, how much Null has earned from KF on a month by month basis versus how much he has spent on the site, if there is discernible growth overtime, if there is advertising on the site, hype/if it's a known and respected brand, how much the digital assets are worth, how much the hardware assets are worth, etc. Null says he won't sell KF unless someone gives him 10 million dollars for it, but that's a little bit, let's say, overinflated.
 
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