Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Saltimbanco]

equip GUNT

 

[Saltimbanco]

return to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH

 

[Deleted member 291]

return to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH

FUCK YES! Diet coke cans CRUSHED

 

[Saltimbanco]

utilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)

 

[Deleted member 291]

utilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)

glass flies out the window as you smash it open with your GUNT

 

[naught]

Strap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.

 

[Saltimbanco]

observe demesne through broken window frame

 

[Saltimbanco]

Strap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.

ugh, retard. we don't even know if we have a gamer chair because you didn't OBSERVE ROOM

 

[naught]

ugh, retard. we don't even know if we have a gamer chair because you didn't OBSERVE ROOM

Observe room.

 

[Deleted member 291]

Strap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.

Your chair almost breaks under the weight of your massive gunt but you are finally seated at your desk

 

[Deleted member 291]

too tired to continue for now lol

 

[naught]

Your chair almost breaks under the weight of your massive gunt but you are finally seated at your desk

Observe the room from my gamer chair and scan for diet coke.

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

Has Null tried calming down?

 

[Dum Cruise]

It's very interesting that Jewsh says I talk behind his back or acts like I don't expect what I say to get back to him. It's often very obvious who his spies are and it's funny you can't even dissent elsewhere, despite the fact doing do onsite will get you banned.

 

[Deleted member 291]

It's very interesting that Jewsh says I talk behind his back or acts like I don't expect what I say to get back to him. It's often very obvious who his spies are and it's funny you can't even dissent elsewhere, despite the fact doing do onsite will get you banned.

Who are his spies? I dont want to accuse anyone but the jumping swarf seems like one because he is always blatantly simping for null.

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

It's very interesting that Jewsh says I talk behind his back or acts like I don't expect what I say to get back to him. It's often very obvious who his spies are and it's funny you can't even dissent elsewhere, despite the fact doing do onsite will get you banned.

Have you tried calming down?

 

[Dum Cruise]

Who are his spies? I dont want to accuse anyone but the jumping swarf seems like one because he is always blatantly simping for null.

I dont think jumping dwarf would dm as a null capo even as aids as he is, anybody can view the site so there more then I could imagine. I'm more so talking about people who are checking OF's main page like a dozen times at 5am their time.

Have you tried calming down?

Have you tried not being Jewish

 

[Saltimbanco]

It seems our Diet Coke meter is running dangerously low. We need to find a can as soon as possible.

 

[Deleted member 291]

Observe the room from my gamer chair and scan for diet coke.

It seems our Diet Coke meter is running dangerously low. We need to find a can as soon as possible.

FUCK! you drank all the diet coke AGAIN. Now you will have to venture outside to get more.

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

Have you tried not being Jewish

No I have not, please answer the question sir.