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Null šŸ„ Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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He will be the last one standing. Onionfarms lost.
 
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TLDR: A Soyjak.party poster hacked into 4chan, reinstated the /qa/ board and doxed the addresses, phone numbers and emails of multiple 4chan moderators. Null, seeing this and shitting himself in terror at the thought of the same thing happening to him, unbanned all of the soyteens he banned last week as a peace offering and has been kissing all kinds of Sharty ass to make up for his tantrum. He also gave in and started weebposting, sharing anime music and made Hatsune Miku a temporary mascot of Kiwi Farms.
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this shit is just so embarrassing, oh my god...
 
Looking at the 4chan news, the only things I can say is keep your shit up to date and shut the fuck up if you are going to commit any kind of crime on the Internet.

It seems 4chan was using an outdated version of OpenBSD in which they haven't updated since 2016, a big cybersecurity fuck up on their part.

However, it seems the leaks show that they do have in contact with the glowies so if the Sharty is responsible for the hack (which is showing to be obvious) then it may not be the smartest move on their part because you don't fuck with feds and you don't fuck with the allies of the feds. Remember, 4chan is an American-based website protected by the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 so I'm sure the 4chan admins and Hiro himself are collecting evidence to report their findings to CISA and the FBI as we speak. 4chan also does talk to the feds and reports any bad actors on their platform to the feds (and most likely they are talking to the feds about this breach).

It's also not a smart move by the Soyteens to post soyjack memes because if there is going to be a criminal investigation against the people that did this (and there most likely will be one) then it won't take much for the feds to subpoena the Sharty's hosting providers and servers to collect evidence. I know for a fact the Sharty prohibits Tor and VPN users from posting on the Sharty and you have to use a real home IP address to post there based on what people told me about the Sharty; so if the feds get a search warrant to search the Sharty's back end then anyone on the Sharty openly taking responsibility for this will be put on some government watchlist where the glowies will watch their every move and possibly arrest them (because the feds will have their IP doxes on file).

So what lessons can be learned from this?

If you are going to commit any kind of cybercrime, don't openly admit your affiliations (posting soyjak memes shows affiliation to a community and in this case it's the Sharty) and don't openly brag about your exploits (you will get caught because humans make mistakes and especially if you are public about it; bragging about your crimes online is horrible OPSEC, some of the Internet most notable cybercriminals end up getting busted because they talk too much).

Always update your shit for cybersecurity reasons and don't get lazy with your OPSEC. Updating your devices and software can be annoying and sometimes a pain in the ass but a few minutes to half an hour or a few days of your time to update your shit is worth it to prevent or mitigate a cyberattack like this.
 
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ipreferpickles said:
He unbanned all of the soyteens he banned last week out of fear they'd target Kiwi Farms after they're done with 4chan.
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Say what you want about Jersh but he has experience with talking with the feds.

If the Soyteens do something to Kiwi Farms (like what happened with 4chan) then nothing is stopping Jersh from turning over any data he has on the Soyteens using Kiwi Farms (he does collect IP addresses and emails and other metadata) and point out the obvious culprit to the glowies.

If anything the Soyteens would be screwed because they wouldn't be messing with some European country that puts a slap on a wrist on hackers, they would be dealing with the full force of the FBI, CISA, and Homeland Security where no amount of OPSEC would save them and they could potentially face some serious prison time (20 years on the wake up to life imprisonment in ADX Florence Supermax) as the justice system in America is far more harsh than the justice system in Canada and in most European countries.

4chan is an American-based website where they are protected by America's anti-hacking laws where the the justice system in America tends to be far more harsh than Europe and Canada (so I'm pretty sure 4chan is talking to the feds as we speak).

I'm pretty sure Jersh unbanned the Soyteens to generate more traffic to Kiwi Farms, not because Jersh is scared of them.

If any Soyteens try it, Jersh can always talk to the feds again and contribute to the Sharty's downfall (Jersh has far more leverage than the Soyteens do as much as I hate to admit it because Jersh has dealt with the three letter agencies and he at least knows how to conduct himself with law enforcement be it the feds subpoenaing him to turn over data on a Kiwi Farms user or talking to the feds to report a cyberattack).
 
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Sneeder Griffin said:
I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.
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Considering both of your described weights, I guess your name is already apt, and his name can be changed to HamburgerHelper399.
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Reason: The irony of my name being turned into Tin Kan and Kan Of Soup isnā€™t lost on me. ROFL
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Looking at Welper's hand pic, he appears to have his hand over the Book of Mormon or the Mormon Bible, both of which average around 7.25 inches in height. His fingertip just goes over the edge of the book, putting his hand at around 7.5 inches in length.

There is a direct correlation between hand size and height. For reference, my hands are 8 inches in length and I am barely 6'0". By that logic, Welper is likely around 5'7" to 5'8", give or take an inch.

Looking at the size of his sausage fingers, he is definitely obese. I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.

TL;DR WelperHelper99 is obese and a borderline manlet, which is to be expected from someone who averages 30 posts a day on Kiwi Farms and has over 25,000 posts in just over two years. Coincidentally, he's almost the exact same height and weight as Josh.
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You know the hilarious thing about this?

Welperhelper99 gives Rev says desu a lot of shit for being a lolicon.

But Rev has made videos before where he is shown to be physically fit (massive pecs, six pack abs, big biceps, the works; Rev has the body of a Greek god).

If what you are saying is true then Welperhelper is no different from someone like Chris-Chan where I'm sure Welper most likely has poor cardio and high blood pressure and possibly a prediabetic.

Say what you want about Rev where you can call him a degenerate gooner but at least Rev works out and his married (so Rev is living the trad life already where he has a great body and has a female partner by his side).

As far as I'm concerned, Welper has no woman (Welper even attempted to date a Kiwi and he failed at that) and Welper's current physique (if the math is correct) is a turn off for most woman anyway; lots of women don't like fat guys for the same reasons a lot of guys don't like fat chicks. A lot of women want a guy with money and a great body, not evolutionary dead ends. Maybe this explains why Welper gets very insecure whenever the topic of Rev comes up because Rev has everything and Welper has nothing.
 
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Is that the face dox for a 4chan janny?

If so, he looks like the most normal dude out there. Not a buff chad but not fat either. Yeah the fedora is cringe but other than that he looks like a 7 at best on the attractiveness scale.

Jersh is still obese where he's pretty much a 5 on the attractiveness scale and this is me being nice when I'm judging Jersh's looks.
 
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