TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
You know the hilarious thing about this?![]()
Looking at Welper's hand pic, he appears to have his hand over the Book of Mormon or the Mormon Bible, both of which average around 7.25 inches in height. His fingertip just goes over the edge of the book, putting his hand at around 7.5 inches in length.
There is a direct correlation between hand size and height. For reference, my hands are 8 inches in length and I am barely 6'0". By that logic, Welper is likely around 5'7" to 5'8", give or take an inch.
Looking at the size of his sausage fingers, he is definitely obese. I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.
TL;DR WelperHelper99 is obese and a borderline manlet, which is to be expected from someone who averages 30 posts a day on Kiwi Farms and has over 25,000 posts in just over two years. Coincidentally, he's almost the exact same height and weight as Josh.
Welperhelper99 gives Rev says desu a lot of shit for being a lolicon.
But Rev has made videos before where he is shown to be physically fit (massive pecs, six pack abs, big biceps, the works; Rev has the body of a Greek god).
If what you are saying is true then Welperhelper is no different from someone like Chris-Chan where I'm sure Welper most likely has poor cardio and high blood pressure and possibly a prediabetic.
Say what you want about Rev where you can call him a degenerate gooner but at least Rev works out and his married (so Rev is living the trad life already where he has a great body and has a female partner by his side).
As far as I'm concerned, Welper has no woman (Welper even attempted to date a Kiwi and he failed at that) and Welper's current physique (if the math is correct) is a turn off for most woman anyway; lots of women don't like fat guys for the same reasons a lot of guys don't like fat chicks. A lot of women want a guy with money and a great body, not evolutionary dead ends. Maybe this explains why Welper gets very insecure whenever the topic of Rev comes up because Rev has everything and Welper has nothing.
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