Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

He unbanned all of the soyteens he banned last week out of fear they'd target Kiwi Farms after they're done with 4chan.

Say what you want about Jersh but he has experience with talking with the feds.

If the Soyteens do something to Kiwi Farms (like what happened with 4chan) then nothing is stopping Jersh from turning over any data he has on the Soyteens using Kiwi Farms (he does collect IP addresses and emails and other metadata) and point out the obvious culprit to the glowies.

If anything the Soyteens would be screwed because they wouldn't be messing with some European country that puts a slap on a wrist on hackers, they would be dealing with the full force of the FBI, CISA, and Homeland Security where no amount of OPSEC would save them and they could potentially face some serious prison time (20 years on the wake up to life imprisonment in ADX Florence Supermax) as the justice system in America is far more harsh than the justice system in Canada and in most European countries.

4chan is an American-based website where they are protected by America's anti-hacking laws where the the justice system in America tends to be far more harsh than Europe and Canada (so I'm pretty sure 4chan is talking to the feds as we speak).

I'm pretty sure Jersh unbanned the Soyteens to generate more traffic to Kiwi Farms, not because Jersh is scared of them.

If any Soyteens try it, Jersh can always talk to the feds again and contribute to the Sharty's downfall (Jersh has far more leverage than the Soyteens do as much as I hate to admit it because Jersh has dealt with the three letter agencies and he at least knows how to conduct himself with law enforcement be it the feds subpoenaing him to turn over data on a Kiwi Farms user or talking to the feds to report a cyberattack).

 

[Fedbuster]

the funny thing is, these 4chan refugees haven't done anything note worthy to be featured in that thread. so i guess that thread pretty much becomes a thread for users to dox each other. lol

Its not even funny at this point. just bored discord weens targeting any users they can find.

 

[Kan]

I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.

Considering both of your described weights, I guess your name is already apt, and his name can be changed to HamburgerHelper399.

 

[Kan]

Its not even funny at this point. just bored discord weens targeting any users they can find.

Yeah, and it really is sad and pretty annoying, too.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Looking at Welper's hand pic, he appears to have his hand over the Book of Mormon or the Mormon Bible, both of which average around 7.25 inches in height. His fingertip just goes over the edge of the book, putting his hand at around 7.5 inches in length.

There is a direct correlation between hand size and height. For reference, my hands are 8 inches in length and I am barely 6'0". By that logic, Welper is likely around 5'7" to 5'8", give or take an inch.

Looking at the size of his sausage fingers, he is definitely obese. I weigh around 250 lbs and my hands look nowhere near as far as his, so his BMI must be a bit higher than my. Taking this into account as well as his shorter height, Welper is likely at least 300 pounds.

TL;DR WelperHelper99 is obese and a borderline manlet, which is to be expected from someone who averages 30 posts a day on Kiwi Farms and has over 25,000 posts in just over two years. Coincidentally, he's almost the exact same height and weight as Josh.

You know the hilarious thing about this?

Welperhelper99 gives Rev says desu a lot of shit for being a lolicon.

But Rev has made videos before where he is shown to be physically fit (massive pecs, six pack abs, big biceps, the works; Rev has the body of a Greek god).

If what you are saying is true then Welperhelper is no different from someone like Chris-Chan where I'm sure Welper most likely has poor cardio and high blood pressure and possibly a prediabetic.

Say what you want about Rev where you can call him a degenerate gooner but at least Rev works out and his married (so Rev is living the trad life already where he has a great body and has a female partner by his side).

As far as I'm concerned, Welper has no woman (Welper even attempted to date a Kiwi and he failed at that) and Welper's current physique (if the math is correct) is a turn off for most woman anyway; lots of women don't like fat guys for the same reasons a lot of guys don't like fat chicks. A lot of women want a guy with money and a great body, not evolutionary dead ends. Maybe this explains why Welper gets very insecure whenever the topic of Rev comes up because Rev has everything and Welper has nothing.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Null is NOT fat.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Is that the face dox for a 4chan janny?

If so, he looks like the most normal dude out there. Not a buff chad but not fat either. Yeah the fedora is cringe but other than that he looks like a 7 at best on the attractiveness scale.

Jersh is still obese where he's pretty much a 5 on the attractiveness scale and this is me being nice when I'm judging Jersh's looks.

 

[ecto_chasm]

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Null is NOT fat.

Imagine defending Josh

 

[cosmic veteran]

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Null is NOT fat.

Imagine thinking this shit is an own . What a coping faggot

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Looking at the 4chan news, the only things I can say is keep your shit up to date and shut the fuck up if you are going to commit any kind of crime on the Internet.

It seems 4chan was using an outdated version of OpenBSD in which they haven't updated since 2016, a big cybersecurity fuck up on their part.

However, it seems the leaks show that they do have in contact with the glowies so if the Sharty is responsible for the hack (which is showing to be obvious) then it may not be the smartest move on their part because you don't fuck with feds and you don't fuck with the allies of the feds. Remember, 4chan is an American-based website protected by the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 so I'm sure the 4chan admins and Hiro himself are collecting evidence to report their findings to CISA and the FBI as we speak. 4chan also does talk to the feds and reports any bad actors on their platform to the feds (and most likely they are talking to the feds about this breach).

It's also not a smart move by the Soyteens to post soyjack memes because if there is going to be a criminal investigation against the people that did this (and there most likely will be one) then it won't take much for the feds to subpoena the Sharty's hosting providers and servers to collect evidence. I know for a fact the Sharty prohibits Tor and VPN users from posting on the Sharty and you have to use a real home IP address to post there based on what people told me about the Sharty; so if the feds get a search warrant to search the Sharty's back end then anyone on the Sharty openly taking responsibility for this will be put on some government watchlist where the glowies will watch their every move and possibly arrest them (because the feds will have their IP doxes on file).

So what lessons can be learned from this?

If you are going to commit any kind of cybercrime, don't openly admit your affiliations (posting soyjak memes shows affiliation to a community and in this case it's the Sharty) and don't openly brag about your exploits (you will get caught because humans make mistakes and especially if you are public about it; bragging about your crimes online is horrible OPSEC, some of the Internet most notable cybercriminals end up getting busted because they talk too much).

Always update your shit for cybersecurity reasons and don't get lazy with your OPSEC. Updating your devices and software can be annoying and sometimes a pain in the ass but a few minutes to half an hour or a few days of your time to update your shit is worth it to prevent or mitigate a cyberattack like this.

This is the Sharty's Fappening moment.

4chan is 100% talking to the FBI about this hack as we speak, judging by personal experience with these sorts of things. Feds crack down on hacking super hard, especially with major sites like 4chan and especially when payment information and PII is scraped.

Sharty and/or its backend providers will 100% get subpoenas for the hacker's IP and possibly other users who were doxing, dehashing passwords, and trying to hack janny accounts. The hacker will be arrested, as the feds will find you even if they were hiding behind 10 proxies and TOR, and likely be charged with felony hacking charges and face up to 10 years in prison.

The Sharty itself is likely fucked, especially considering they have a /raid/ board dedicated to doxing and hacking random people and especially considering the stickied the thread posted about the illegal hack. At best, the Feds will crawl up the Sharty's ass and force them to make significant changes to the site, such as deleting /raid/ and cracking down on doxes and posts about illegal activities. At worst, the FBI seizes the Sharty's servers altogether and kill the site. On top of this, 4chan has grounds for suing the Sharty for aiding and supporting the hack. Considering the Sharty is strapped for cash as is, they likely wouldn't survive to see a final ruling on the lawsuit, even if they did win it.

As for Kiwi Farms, they could see some clapback from this as well, since Kiwi Farmers was involved in dehashing many of the passwords and the Sharty regularly posted KF screenshots to aid them in doxing and trying to hack jannies. Also, Null gave full support of the hacking by unbanning numerous formerly permabanned soyteens and embedding a celebratory Miku GIF in the thread. There's a good chance that Kiwi Farms get subpoenaed to give out the information of the users who were dehashing passwords and doxing jannies. There's also a chance that 4chan's lawyers could go after Null and Kiwi Farms as well for doxing jannies and putting them in a position where they could potentially get harmed or harassed. 4chan has far more money than anyone who has tried suing Kiwi Farms in the past, even Liz Fong Jones, and the lawsuit would be a huge financial burden on Null regardless of outcome.

What a way for the Sharty to go out though. I'm at peace with the Sharty dying. I have no idea how they could possibly top this.

 

[ecto_chasm]

This is the Sharty's Fappening moment.

4chan is 100% talking to the FBI about this hack as we speak, judging by personal experience with these sorts of things. Feds crack down on hacking super hard, especially with major sites like 4chan and especially when payment information and PII is scraped.

Sharty and/or its backend providers will 100% get subpoenas for the hacker's IP and possibly other users who were doxing, dehashing passwords, and trying to hack janny accounts. The hacker will be arrested, as the feds will find you even if they were hiding behind 10 proxies and TOR, and likely be charged with felony hacking charges and face up to 10 years in prison.

The Sharty itself is likely fucked, especially considering they have a /raid/ board dedicated to doxing and hacking random people and especially considering the stickied the thread posted about the illegal hack. At best, the Feds will crawl up the Sharty's ass and force them to make significant changes to the site, such as deleting /raid/ and cracking down on doxes and posts about illegal activities. At worst, the FBI seizes the Sharty's servers altogether and kill the site. On top of this, 4chan has grounds for suing the Sharty for aiding and supporting the hack. Considering the Sharty is strapped for cash as is, they likely wouldn't survive to see a final ruling on the lawsuit, even if they did win it.

As for Kiwi Farms, they could see some clapback from this as well, since Kiwi Farmers was involved in dehashing many of the passwords and the Sharty regularly posted KF screenshots to aid them in doxing and trying to hack jannies. Also, Null gave full support of the hacking by unbanning numerous formerly permabanned soyteens and embedding a celebratory Miku GIF in the thread. There's a good chance that Kiwi Farms get subpoenaed to give out the information of the users who were dehashing passwords and doxing jannies. There's also a chance that 4chan's lawyers could go after Null and Kiwi Farms as well for doxing jannies and putting them in a position where they could potentially get harmed or harassed. 4chan has far more money than anyone who has tried suing Kiwi Farms in the past, even Liz Fong Jones, and the lawsuit would be a huge financial burden on Null regardless of outcome.

What a way for the Sharty to go out though. I'm at peace with the Sharty dying. I have no idea how they could possibly top this.

I’m not super tech-literate but isn’t Cloudflare supposed to prevent shit like this?

 

[Kiwismarms]

Hello,
I've only just found out about this place and I don't follow lolcows on here or the farms. I'm not for the drama.
That said, Null's recent state is a bit concerning. From bending over for ofcom to allowing paid users to see DM's.

Has he sold out/done a deal with the feds?

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

I’m not super tech-literate but isn’t Cloudflare supposed to prevent shit like this?

No, Cloudflare only prevents DDoS attacks. It doesn't prevent actual hacks. When Kiwi Farms lost Cloudflare for example, they were suddenly hit with a bunch of DDoS attacks, overloading the servers and causing a ton of downtime for weeks on end.

 

[Lunar Magma]

the funny thing is, these 4chan refugees haven't done anything note worthy to be featured in that thread. so i guess that thread pretty much becomes a thread for users to dox each other. lol

But the KF doesn't dox anymore, right? They are just "phonebooking" each other. Also, Lidl Drip is allowed to get away with far more than the average user, simply due to being female and Josh wanting to fuck her.

If any Soyteens try it, Jersh can always talk to the feds again and contribute to the Sharty's downfall (Jersh has far more leverage than the Soyteens do as much as I hate to admit it because Jersh has dealt with the three letter agencies and he at least knows how to conduct himself with law enforcement be it the feds subpoenaing him to turn over data on a Kiwi Farms user or talking to the feds to report a cyberattack).

B-b-but Josh tells his audience that communicating or submitting to feds is the worst thing in the universe. Feds are the most evil people on this planet. That can't possibly be true. Joshua would never be a hypocrite like this, correct? That would be totally out of his character.

 

[Kiwismarms]

Is lidl drip a woman? They rage so much about men that I think they're a fat ugly tranny.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

As for Kiwi Farms, they could see some clapback from this as well, since Kiwi Farmers was involved in dehashing many of the passwords and the Sharty regularly posted KF screenshots to aid them in doxing and trying to hack jannies. Also, Null gave full support of the hacking by unbanning numerous formerly permabanned soyteens and embedding a celebratory Miku GIF in the thread. There's a good chance that Kiwi Farms get subpoenaed to give out the information of the users who were dehashing passwords and doxing jannies. There's also a chance that 4chan's lawyers could go after Null and Kiwi Farms as well for doxing jannies and putting them in a position where they could potentially get harmed or harassed. 4chan has far more money than anyone who has tried suing Kiwi Farms in the past, even Liz Fong Jones, and the lawsuit would be a huge financial burden on Null regardless of outcome.

Holy shit, can you imagine how big this would have blown up in josh's face if this actually happens? His whole reasoning for even allowing the Starty run amok on KF (aside from being a gigantic pussy) was because it would "benefit the site" somehow.

And of course, like a dumbass, he's adding more fuel to the fire because according to him "it's funny". I wonder if he would find getting ass-raped in court funny... I mean everyone else would, because at this point he's long overdue for a wake-up call, and even after that, he probably would not learn a fucking thing from it.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

I’m not super tech-literate but isn’t Cloudflare supposed to prevent shit like this?

Cloudflare provides hosting services and DDoS protections, they can't protect you against attacks like this (it's your responsibility to ensure you've checked off everything to mitigate potential attacks like this in the future).

But the KF doesn't dox anymore, right? They are just "phonebooking" each other. Also, Lidl Drip is allowed to get away with far more than the average user, simply due to being female and Josh wanting to fuck her.

B-b-but Josh tells his audience that communicating or submitting to feds is the worst thing in the universe. Feds are the most evil people on this planet. That can't possibly be true. Joshua would never be a hypocrite like this, correct? That would be totally out of his character.

For future reference, Jersh has sold out his own users to the feds before.

There was at least one Kiwi Farms user that was banned after the feds subpoenaed Jersh to turn over what he's got about them to the feds after the Jan 6th riots.

Jersh will throw you under the bus to save his own ass.

Holy shit, can you imagine how big this would have blown up in josh's face if this actually happens? His whole reasoning for even allowing the Starty run amok on KF (aside from being a gigantic pussy) was because it would "benefit the site" somehow.

And of course, like a dumbass, he's adding more fuel to the fire because according to him "it's funny". I wonder if he would find getting ass-raped in court funny... I mean everyone else would, because at this point he's long overdue for a wake-up call, and even after that, he probably would not learn a fucking thing from it.

Since they also mentioned that Jersh is allowing his own users to dehash passwords to gain access to janny emails and accounts, I'd imagine that won't be a good look for Jersh should he be indicted by a court of law (unauthorized access or attempted access to sensitive data like an email address is still a crime).

The Sharty and Kiwi Farms got their pretty lulzworthy moment today but most likely at the cost of their own freedom if the feds are involved (and the glowies are likely now involved).

 

[The Gays From LA]

In all seriousness, is this happening to anyone else?

It's not just you. Total Nigger Death.

Yes. It is happening to me as well.

Happening to me too. For the longest I would get 503 errors every other Saturday.

Maybe that was a dress rehearsal from the Script Kiddies on Estradiol for the 4chan hack that just happened?



Hey Null, better watch out, the Script Kiddies on Estradiol are feeling emboldened by the 4chan hack, they say they wanna do KF again: "sadly kiwifarms survived. we gotta go back and finish the job"

Nerd #7132 (@nerd7132.bsky.social)

sadly kiwifarms survived. we gotta go back and finish the job

bsky.app

NGL, the idea of channer refugees all moving to BSky to hang out with the she/it transbians did make me LMAO:

caiti catt !!! 🏳️‍⚧️ (@chowdzz.tgirl.gay)

I wish all /tttt/ gremlins coming here from 4chan a very happy deprogram and go hang out with the she/it t4t lesbian

bsky.app

 

[The Gays From LA]

Is lidl drip a woman? They rage so much about men that I think they're a fat ugly tranny.

No, he admitted being a man in some of his earlier posts. He only began LARPing as a Belgian single mother later on in his posting career. The receipts are all there in the Didl thread here on OF.

Just so you know, I am one of the few people who believes that Didl is a man LARPing as a racist white European woman on KF in order to disrupt the forum and cause lots of infighting and flamewars that then cause Null to step in and ban entire sections of the forum, thus preventing KF from growing (something he was complaining about on his most recent MATI, but he doesn't make the connection between the lack of growth he's seeing and the infighting and flamewars caused by Didl). For some reason everyone else on here on OF thinks it's really funny to pretend that Didl is Null himself LARPing as a woman on his own forum. I always found that theory rather baseless and stupid TBH, in fact I literally stopped following the Didl thread here on OF because people kept insisting against all evidence that Didl is Null, but it's still very popular for some reason. Never saw the point or humour of it, personally.

 

[Zephyr]

And of course, like a dumbass, he's adding more fuel to the fire because according to him "it's funny".

But it actually is funny this time