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Thread 'Bola Tinubu - Nigerian President, Drug Lord in Chicago, Political Godfather of Lagos State (Part 1)'
The original thread on this has been completely rewritten after researching the details on when...- Onion Null
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Josh Moon Now Under 200 Pounds
Joshua Moon is a mentally ill involuntary celibate who often sits in chat and screams at his own...- Randy Know
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Thread 'Taking Theme Requests'
I've made a new theme (mostly for myself) titled Red And Black (Chemo '25) There's still a few...- Chemo
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Thread 'Bots Can Help Or Hurt a Website'
AI Generated Yes, bots can help a website in many ways, but it depends on whether they are...- Onion Null
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Toji Suzahara Tried To Groom Zoey
"I think you should shut the fuck up. You're a sock account and I don't like you." - Joshua...- Bear Hammer
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Null š„ Joshua Moon Megathread
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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
hitax
Remarkable Onion
Holy shit, that's incredibly incompetent. Those files shouldn't be in the web server root to begin with. I'd expect better from a first-year junior sysadmin.
And this guy wants a six figure salary for his work.
I love how Josh refuses to globally feature this. Any other website would make it extremely obvious they had been breached (even if user data was not suspected to be leaked, because you never know for certain).
He is so negligent its a miracle how Kiwi Farms is still up.
Mace Dindu
Baby Onion
I knew he could do it
Sneeder Griffin
Baby Onion
Credit where credit is due. Congrats Josh. (Assuming this is really him and not some sort of gay op.)
Speaking of Josh's weight loss, I looked at the spreadsheet screenshots that Josh sent Pod Awful a month ago. According to the spreadsheet, Josh's Basal (not Basil, you fucking retard) Metabolic Rate is 2,181 calories. Using the Mifflin-St. Jeor equation (the same equation that MyFitnessPal uses to calculate BMR), a 32 year old man who is 5'10" and 270 pounds has a BMR of exactly 2,181 calories.
The problem here is that Josh is obviously not 5'10". According to the photo with him and Hotwheels and the Filipino women, the Filipino women reach up to the bridge of his nose, meaning he's about 4-5 inches taller than them. The Filipino man looks to be about an inch or two taller than Josh. If Josh is truly 5'10", that would make the Filipino women around 5'5"-5'6" and the Filipino man about 5'11"-6'0". Filipinos are among the shortest ethnicity in the world, with Filipino women averaging 5'0" and Filipino men averaging 5'5", meaning that all three Filipinos are about half a foot taller than average. So there's three possibilities.
1. The Filipinos Josh was hanging around were all members of the Filipino national basketball team.
2. Josh magically grew half a foot during his mid to late twenties.
3. Josh is so insecure and neurotic that he fudged his BMR numbers before sending the screenshots to Pod Awful because he feared that people would reverse engineer his numbers to reveal that he is a manlet. This would also explain why all the other formulas on his spreadsheet are nonsensical jibberish.
Josh is not being honest with his weight. Firstly, he claimed to have weighed 256.4 pounds based on the weight he gave Jesse in mid-September. Are we to assume he magically lost 56 pounds in a little over a month? It's possible Josh sent Jesse outdated (by MANY MONTHS) charts, but why would he do that? Who keeps old charts of their wight loss progress? Charts like these are something Josh would be updating daily or weekly.
Secondly, based on his own math and assuming is actual weight was somehow 270 POINT ZERO pounds to begin with and also assuming he actually is "losing 2 pounds a week for 3 quarters of an entire year" he should weighing closer to 190.
52 x 2 x 0.75 = 78
270 - 78 = 192
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AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
Registered Member
I want to bang Amberlynn Reid so fucking bad.
If you made a sextape with her while she was too drugged out to consent and post it to Kiwifarms Josh would ban you but keep the video up for all to see. He did the same to the guy who banged DSP's wife's junkie sister. Make your dream a reality.
AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
Registered Member
A sex video where she's moaning and happy all over the place sounds way better. Hotter too.
Mace Dindu
Baby Onion
Would you like to film a double sex video with me and Jersh?
Make sure she squirts too. Also introduce yourself as Josh so she moans his name during the ordeal. It'll be sure to make Josh's clitty leak.
josh is so fat the two of you would be a three way video
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
I don't want to imagine Jersh's hypothetical sex tape and thanks a lot for putting this horrific mental image in my brain.
Now I have to drink some Everclear to forget this.
Now I have to drink some Everclear to forget this.
Mace Dindu
Baby Onion
Iām also fat so itād be more like a four way.
Also, what kind of noises do you guys think Jersh would make when heās doing it with a fair lady? Just out of curiosity haha
Let me know if you can get it because I want it too.
The Gene Genie makes a good post about Fuentes gaining popularity and how KF has missed it due to being in a bubble.
Obscenity2022
Hellovan Onion
Its fairly obvious the userbase now is older than the internet proper. like no one is on fucking tiktok and even streamers are way more niche on kiwifarms than the greater internet.
outside of hasan and destiny they don't know or care about the rest of the streamers. like piratesoftware's thread was extremely small until that WoW moment pushed him into kiwifarms caring about him but he was viral for years at that point.
in general if you weren't famous back in 2019 they don't really give a fuck about you, hell it took them years to bother having a hasan piker thread. They also have a hard time realizing people have pretty short memories. Nick Fuentes is new to them, its like how Suits premiered back in 2011 but for 99% of fans, the show came out in 2024. Fuentes might have detractors and haters but that all happened so long ago. if you ask someone that knows him from tiktok, or instagram reels chances are they remember him hanging with Kanye when Kanye was shittalking israel and thats pretty much it.
Nick being pro-kamala and pro-newsom isn't talked about or well known because like asmongold or 99% of streamers most people just catch the clips. its like how someone that obsesses over taylor swift vs someone listening to her on the radio will feel completely differently about her.
Nick skyrocketing in support in the youth and normie demos that KF stopped giving a fuck about a long time ago makes sense when you consider the average age of a kiwifarmer is 40 now and they last gave a fuck about popular media around the days of gamergate.
Fuck, you see more people hyping up Anthony Cumia (a Nick Fuentes fanboy) than Postman when postman is a zoomer aryan chad instead of some 57 years young italian american piece of trash.
Kiwifarms is an old man's website, even fucking reddit is better at documenting lolcows which is why users openly report stuff posted there now.
Kiwi Pot Pie
Remarkable Onion
Cumia is too old for Kiwi Farms. He is mostly there because he has links to other has-beens with half-dead threads a few users still bump.
Spot on about everything else. Kiwi Farms only cares about Sektur streamers and a few ancients like DSP. Even Nick Fuentes only gets attention because Null has a gay feud with him (Nick being into catboys reminds Josh of his repressed shotacon addiction). Speaking of Cumia, Kiwi Farms cannot even be funny about irrelevant old personalities dominating the site unlike the ONA Forums. Those guys are also a pack of losers, but have more self-awareness.