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Null šŸ„ Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Jimmy Hill said:
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I love how Josh refuses to globally feature this. Any other website would make it extremely obvious they had been breached (even if user data was not suspected to be leaked, because you never know for certain).
He is so negligent its a miracle how Kiwi Farms is still up.
 
Chemo said:
Josh Moon: less fat and bad?
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Credit where credit is due. Congrats Josh. (Assuming this is really him and not some sort of gay op.)

Speaking of Josh's weight loss, I looked at the spreadsheet screenshots that Josh sent Pod Awful a month ago. According to the spreadsheet, Josh's Basal (not Basil, you fucking retard) Metabolic Rate is 2,181 calories. Using the Mifflin-St. Jeor equation (the same equation that MyFitnessPal uses to calculate BMR), a 32 year old man who is 5'10" and 270 pounds has a BMR of exactly 2,181 calories.

The problem here is that Josh is obviously not 5'10". According to the photo with him and Hotwheels and the Filipino women, the Filipino women reach up to the bridge of his nose, meaning he's about 4-5 inches taller than them. The Filipino man looks to be about an inch or two taller than Josh. If Josh is truly 5'10", that would make the Filipino women around 5'5"-5'6" and the Filipino man about 5'11"-6'0". Filipinos are among the shortest ethnicity in the world, with Filipino women averaging 5'0" and Filipino men averaging 5'5", meaning that all three Filipinos are about half a foot taller than average. So there's three possibilities.

1. The Filipinos Josh was hanging around were all members of the Filipino national basketball team.

2. Josh magically grew half a foot during his mid to late twenties.

3. Josh is so insecure and neurotic that he fudged his BMR numbers before sending the screenshots to Pod Awful because he feared that people would reverse engineer his numbers to reveal that he is a manlet. This would also explain why all the other formulas on his spreadsheet are nonsensical jibberish.
 
Chemo said:
Josh Moon: less fat and bad?
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Josh is not being honest with his weight. Firstly, he claimed to have weighed 256.4 pounds based on the weight he gave Jesse in mid-September. Are we to assume he magically lost 56 pounds in a little over a month? It's possible Josh sent Jesse outdated (by MANY MONTHS) charts, but why would he do that? Who keeps old charts of their wight loss progress? Charts like these are something Josh would be updating daily or weekly.

Secondly, based on his own math and assuming is actual weight was somehow 270 POINT ZERO pounds to begin with and also assuming he actually is "losing 2 pounds a week for 3 quarters of an entire year" he should weighing closer to 190.
52 x 2 x 0.75 = 78
270 - 78 = 192
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