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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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Null taking another victory lap after Tucker Carlson repeated his views on his podcast.
 
Reason: I mean Tucker Carlson, not Josh. But that works too
Obscenity2022 said:
what the fuck does he mean by computer stuff? he rarely plays games outside of simple shit like SS13 or ragebait like life is strange and he certainly didn't impulse buy shit for the forum and we already know this retard can't build a pc
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My best guess is that Jersh probably was forced to buy new computer parts after his own Kiwis memed on him for using shitty Temu-tier parts.

So maybe Jersh will finally have a real computer instead of using cheap Chinese parts like a cheapskate.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
My best guess is that Jersh probably was forced to buy new computer parts after his own Kiwis memed on him for buying shitty Temu-tier parts.
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ok but like a quality computer is about 2k, and remember what i said about his video game choices? this nigga doesn't need a 5000 series GPU. he could easily get some $500 entry level desktop or laptop and be a-ok with the shit he usually plays.

the iGPU in a modern processor is up there with the GTX 900 series nowadays, which is going to be more than enough to play his shitty 16 bit tranny games like ss13 and his ragebait games like Life is Strange, and more honestly the shitty gpu will make it funnier to play ragebait on
 
An interesting little admission from the latest MATI:

This is more proof Josh is Lidl Drip. He tries to give himself an out by saying "if you're not me..." but then why do you know this? That Twitter outside of your subscriptions is interior decorating, cakes, and traveling. But then he reverses the whole thing by mentioning cheese. So he was like "I don't look at this stuff on X but oh yeah, I do look at cheese so I do actually look at these normie things, hehe. Psyche!"

One could argue that he says this bc Lidl Drip's normie X feed looks like this and he sees it. But even this is not true as Lidl Dick was balls-deep (hehe) in the sector trying to defend Moon against people like Gator. She was doing deep-dives into the Internet Wayback Machine to find old archived Gator's tweets to make Gator look bad on Josh's Kino Casino appearance. And ranting about deporting Indians and crying about debanking and anything else Josh was raving against before she went missing on the Farms. So her Twitter wouldn't even be a normie Twitter anymore, if it is any reflection of her KF activities.

Lidl Drip is a manifestation of Josh's Twitter addiction and feminine tendencies.
Source: @1:53:46 - https://rumble.com/v704iyc-mad-at-t...5.html?e9s=src_v1_sa,src_v1_sa_m,src_v1_ucp_a
 
Lunar Magma said:
One could argue that he says this bc Lidl Drip's normie X feed looks like this and he sees it. But even this is not true as Lidl Dick was balls-deep (hehe) in the sector trying to defend Moon against people like Gator. She was doing deep-dives into the Internet Wayback Machine to find old archived Gator's tweets to make Gator look bad on Josh's Kino Casino appearance. And ranting about deporting Indians and crying about debanking and anything else Josh was raving against before she went missing on the Farms. So her Twitter wouldn't even be a normie Twitter anymore, if it is any reflection of her KF activities.
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If Lidl is an actual real person she’s gotta be the crazisst combination of traits I’ve ever seen. She’s into super normie woman things like cooking and cute animals and is also an extreme radfem who wants TMD (total moid death) but she’s also super mega racist and is also DEEPLY invested in Sektur drama AND she wants to sex Jersh so much that she bases almost all her opinions to align with his perfectly. Frankly it puts my own status as a basic blonde normie who secretly wants to date Joshy Woshy Moonpie to shame.
 
If Josh is actually as short as we think I'd say he'd need a booster seat for his bar stool but he wouldn't be able to fit in it and the stool would break anyway.
 
Lunar Magma said:
Lidl Drip is a manifestation of Josh's Twitter addiction and feminine tendencies.
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i like to imagine its like Filth and Josh doesn't even realize he dresses up in ladys clothes and becomes Lidl.
Mace Dindu said:
If Lidl is an actual real person she’s gotta be the crazisst combination of traits I’ve ever seen. She’s into super normie woman things like cooking and cute animals and is also an extreme radfem who wants TMD (total moid death) but she’s also super mega racist and is also DEEPLY invested in Sektur drama AND she wants to sex Jersh so much that she bases almost all her opinions to align with his perfectly. Frankly it puts my own status as a basic blonde normie who secretly wants to date Joshy Woshy Moonpie to shame.
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I know a few terfs and its not that crazy of a combo. outside of their political views women are still women. Plus kiwifarms is literally a snark subreddit but en masse. chicks like Murdoch Chan admmitted to being into sector gossip way back in 2019.

Having said all that, i just assume Jersh is fucking a fat normie girl. like Lidl would have at some point mentioned one of her stupid hobbies right?
 
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Obscenity2022 said:
Having said all that, i just assume Jersh is fucking a fat normie girl. like Lidl would have at some point mentioned one of her stupid hobbies right?
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Null recently said that if he ever got into a relationship/had children, he'd post their real names and a picture of them to dare anyone who wants him dead to try and kill them instead so he can kill all his haters. Even if he didn't say that, I doubt someone like Null would be able to keep something like a relationship secret for long.
 
Lunar Magma said:
She was doing deep-dives into the Internet Wayback Machine to find old archived Gator's tweets to make Gator look bad
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Ignoring all that other retarded shit you said, Gaytor makes Gaytor, because he's an cringey pedophilic man baby
 
Spookful Shannel said:
Two days later and it still hasn't cracked 1k, not much of a victory lap...
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At least the Jewish conspiracy theory makes more sense because there is some truth to that conspiracy theory where the vast majority of people that control the Western banks and the Western entertainment industry are Jews (the Early Life section on Wikipedia meme is a thing for a reason). I'm not saying this to be antisemitic, this is just an observation that is based on real world fact which is why the Jewish conspiracy theory has some credibility.

But here is Jersh pushing for a conspiracy theory where he thinks the British control the Western banks and Western media unironically.

This doesn't sound like a conspiracy theory, this sounds like a parody of the Jewish conspiracy theory that Jersh believes in unironically.

You know how atheists back in the day created the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to poke fun at religion back in the day? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody religion and a shitpost that was meant to be in good fun and to satirize religion in general, no one in the atheist community unironically worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster because they knew everything about the parody religion was a shitpost.

The idea that the British are like the Jewish conspiracy theory where the British control the whole world from the shadows is fucking laughable. This sounds like something you would see from The Onion or The Babylon Bee where they would make up something like this to make fun of conspiracy theorists by coming up with the most absurd conspiracy theory imaginable. The British controlling the world from the shadows sounds more like a parody of conspiracy theories than a legit conspiracy theory. The British controlling the world from the shadows sounds like a shitpost someone would make on a thread just to troll people.

I want to know what Jersh is smoking because this is pants on head retarded.
 
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