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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Lunar Magma said:
One could argue that he says this bc Lidl Drip's normie X feed looks like this and he sees it. But even this is not true as Lidl Dick was balls-deep (hehe) in the sector trying to defend Moon against people like Gator. She was doing deep-dives into the Internet Wayback Machine to find old archived Gator's tweets to make Gator look bad on Josh's Kino Casino appearance. And ranting about deporting Indians and crying about debanking and anything else Josh was raving against before she went missing on the Farms. So her Twitter wouldn't even be a normie Twitter anymore, if it is any reflection of her KF activities.
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If Lidl is an actual real person she’s gotta be the crazisst combination of traits I’ve ever seen. She’s into super normie woman things like cooking and cute animals and is also an extreme radfem who wants TMD (total moid death) but she’s also super mega racist and is also DEEPLY invested in Sektur drama AND she wants to sex Jersh so much that she bases almost all her opinions to align with his perfectly. Frankly it puts my own status as a basic blonde normie who secretly wants to date Joshy Woshy Moonpie to shame.
 
If Josh is actually as short as we think I'd say he'd need a booster seat for his bar stool but he wouldn't be able to fit in it and the stool would break anyway.
 
Lunar Magma said:
Lidl Drip is a manifestation of Josh's Twitter addiction and feminine tendencies.
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i like to imagine its like Filth and Josh doesn't even realize he dresses up in ladys clothes and becomes Lidl.
Mace Dindu said:
If Lidl is an actual real person she’s gotta be the crazisst combination of traits I’ve ever seen. She’s into super normie woman things like cooking and cute animals and is also an extreme radfem who wants TMD (total moid death) but she’s also super mega racist and is also DEEPLY invested in Sektur drama AND she wants to sex Jersh so much that she bases almost all her opinions to align with his perfectly. Frankly it puts my own status as a basic blonde normie who secretly wants to date Joshy Woshy Moonpie to shame.
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I know a few terfs and its not that crazy of a combo. outside of their political views women are still women. Plus kiwifarms is literally a snark subreddit but en masse. chicks like Murdoch Chan admmitted to being into sector gossip way back in 2019.

Having said all that, i just assume Jersh is fucking a fat normie girl. like Lidl would have at some point mentioned one of her stupid hobbies right?
 
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Obscenity2022 said:
Having said all that, i just assume Jersh is fucking a fat normie girl. like Lidl would have at some point mentioned one of her stupid hobbies right?
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Null recently said that if he ever got into a relationship/had children, he'd post their real names and a picture of them to dare anyone who wants him dead to try and kill them instead so he can kill all his haters. Even if he didn't say that, I doubt someone like Null would be able to keep something like a relationship secret for long.
 
Spookful Shannel said:
Two days later and it still hasn't cracked 1k, not much of a victory lap...
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At least the Jewish conspiracy theory makes more sense because there is some truth to that conspiracy theory where the vast majority of people that control the Western banks and the Western entertainment industry are Jews (the Early Life section on Wikipedia meme is a thing for a reason). I'm not saying this to be antisemitic, this is just an observation that is based on real world fact which is why the Jewish conspiracy theory has some credibility.

But here is Jersh pushing for a conspiracy theory where he thinks the British control the Western banks and Western media unironically.

This doesn't sound like a conspiracy theory, this sounds like a parody of the Jewish conspiracy theory that Jersh believes in unironically.

You know how atheists back in the day created the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to poke fun at religion back in the day? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody religion and a shitpost that was meant to be in good fun and to satirize religion in general, no one in the atheist community unironically worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster because they knew everything about the parody religion was a shitpost.

The idea that the British are like the Jewish conspiracy theory where the British control the whole world from the shadows is fucking laughable. This sounds like something you would see from The Onion or The Babylon Bee where they would make up something like this to make fun of conspiracy theorists by coming up with the most absurd conspiracy theory imaginable. The British controlling the world from the shadows sounds more like a parody of conspiracy theories than a legit conspiracy theory. The British controlling the world from the shadows sounds like a shitpost someone would make on a thread just to troll people.

I want to know what Jersh is smoking because this is pants on head retarded.
 
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Xenforo is pretty retarded though so he does sort of have a point in that regard.
 
To be fair, and I'm not some code expert or anything, but converting the site to a different code is easier said than done without things breaking. Our dashboard got fucked for a day just trying to add a highlight system.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
But here is Jersh pushing for a conspiracy theory where he thinks the British control the Western banks and Western media unironically.
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There is a bit of truth to that though. Most of the US finance system of today exists because it jumped ship from London to NYC 1918-45 and led the United States into replacing Britain as the muscle for the globalists. The Britbong role in American culture is outsized because Americans love the Bong royal family, Harry Potter, and think British accent = cultured. MI6 is deep in the exact same swamp as Mossad or their American counterparts. Is it too much of a stretch to think that an unusual amount of people playing at the top levels of power are British?
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
I'm pretty sure there exist open-source forum engines that Jersh can fork from and customize it to fit his needs?

Why can't he do this or is he just a lazy fuck?
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Because forum migration would take quite a lot of time to execute, it's less of a headache with some little, barely knowledgable forum (still have its own can of worms to deal with), it's entirely different story with the likes of kiwi and onion.

Not only you have a shitton of default code to transfer and adapt for new system, you also have customs, data storage, DDoS protection and what have you. It's not a thing that is possible to make in 5 short steps.
 
IKOL said:
Because forum migration would take quite a lot of time to execute, it's less of a headache with some little, barely knowledgable forum (still have its own can of worms to deal with), it's entirely different story with the likes of kiwi and onion.

Not only you have a shitton of default code to transfer and adapt for new system, you also have customs, data storage, DDoS protection and what have you. It's not a thing that is possible to make in 5 short steps.
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Exactly, the forum has utilized XenForo forever and it would be a pain in the ass to just leave that behind and use something else.

It also doesn't help that Kiwi Farms is operating at a loss, which only makes Josh's situation more complicated than it already is.
 
Kiwi Pot Pie said:
There is a bit of truth to that though. Most of the US finance system of today exists because it jumped ship from London to NYC 1918-45 and led the United States into replacing Britain as the muscle for the globalists. The Britbong role in American culture is outsized because Americans love the Bong royal family, Harry Potter, and think British accent = cultured. MI6 is deep in the exact same swamp as Mossad or their American counterparts. Is it too much of a stretch to think that an unusual amount of people playing at the top levels of power are British?
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Same could be said about a lot of groups, like the rich Saudi prince types for Muslims as another example. Or the Chinese.
 
IKOL said:
Because forum migration would take quite a lot of time to execute, it's less of a headache with some little, barely knowledgable forum (still have its own can of worms to deal with), it's entirely different story with the likes of kiwi and onion.

Not only you have a shitton of default code to transfer and adapt for new system, you also have customs, data storage, DDoS protection and what have you. It's not a thing that is possible to make in 5 short steps.
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Jimmy Hill said:
Exactly, the forum has utilized XenForo forever and it would be a pain in the ass to just leave that behind and use something else.

It also doesn't help that Kiwi Farms is operating at a loss, which only makes Josh's situation more complicated than it already is.
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what's funny is after you purchase xenforo, you will have access to its entire source code. surely he can fix what's wrong, right? this is josh we're talking about, so of course he can't
 
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