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Why would anyone look up to Ruben fag?

I think Schlep finds his work impressive, despite his incredibly unfunny trolling. Ruben’s also breaking his back to get Schlep out of this legal hole he’s found himself in so I can understand him feeling somewhat indebted to them.

 

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Oh this is gonna be fuckin good, kek

Then when these women try to date real men they say they’re too fat/old/high body count/BPD

Which high body count of mine do you think turns women off more?

 

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Which high body count of mine do you think turns women off more?

It’s funny cause they expect women not to care about male high body counts
Er
Either one

 

[cosmic veteran]

aren't they the same people who likes vigilante justice?

 

[Boobie Bomb]

aren't they the same people who likes vigilante justice?

The same one. The guy is a fucking idiot

 

[The Real Sam Asp Glassen]

The same one. The guy is a fucking idiot

Moralfag Supreme,indeed

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Made a post earlier in the Lidl Drip thread but I think it also applies well here.
Got banned for... postmarking someone else's post that mentioned Lidl Drip. The poster also got banned too.

Kiwifarms Speculation Post in thread 'Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread'

Sunday at 8:06 PM

lol

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-australian-totalitarian-megathread.98651/post-22388798

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Must have made Null's clitty leak a lot because I got banned for a week for postmarking it (basically highlighting but for T&H only). Apparently that's "infighting".

Coon Cheese was also banned for posting it.
I love how this is all it takes to get banned on KF these days. Just mentioning Lidl at all.

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[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

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Now, this one is so equally ironic and funny for all the wrong reasons. I want people to guess why this person said what they said.

aren't they the same people who likes vigilante justice?

The same one. The guy is a fucking idiot

It should go without saying that swatting lolcows (no matter how much you dislike them) will always be fucking retarded and you may find yourself being in big time legal trouble with the lolcow in question having a strong legal case against you. Not to mention that most vigilantes (both IRL and on the Internet) are retards that do it for the clout and they often commit felonies in the name of misguided justice (i.e. Phoenix Jones who was an IRL superhero that took it upon himself to remove drugs from the streets of Seattle, Washington until he was arrested for drug trafficking ecstasy and he was forced to retire from vigilantism afterwards).

Regardless of anyone here feels about Rev, it should go without saying that calling a swat team to his house and have firearms being pointed at him and his wife over a crime they didn't commit will give him plenty of legal justification to legally rape Kiwi Farms for every cent they're worth. Should any of the Kiwiniggers try it, they're the ones that will be in legal trouble should any of them become dumb enough to swat Rev (especially when you consider the fact that Rev went to law school and knows more about law than most of the Kiwiniggers put together).

Weening, A-Logging, and Vigilantism will always be cringe.

Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid A-Logging Any Lolcows

Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid Weening Any Lolcows

Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid Becoming a Vigilante Towards Any Lolcows

Also, Welper is a hypocritical pussy because previously he had a bunch of retarded fantasies about how much he wants to see Rev and his wife go to prison and he tried anything to get any dirt on Rev and Strawb but to no avail. I think the only reason why Welper is changing his tune on vigilantism in general is because his fat inbred Mormon ass doesn't want to end up like Torswats (the retard that kept swatting Metokur and TheQuartering until he was finally arrested and extradited to America to face justice over swatting) and go to prison over something as stupid as swatting or misguided vigilantism.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

Made a post earlier in the Lidl Drip thread but I think it also applies well here.
Got banned for... postmarking someone else's post that mentioned Lidl Drip. The poster also got banned too.

Kiwifarms Speculation Post in thread 'Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread'

Sunday at 8:06 PM

lol

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-australian-totalitarian-megathread.98651/post-22388798

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Must have made Null's clitty leak a lot because I got banned for a week for postmarking it (basically highlighting but for T&H only). Apparently that's "infighting".

Coon Cheese was also banned for posting it.
I love how this is all it takes to get banned on KF these days. Just mentioning Lidl at all.

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>community infighting
How hypocritical of trannyjannies.
So throwing accusations at me and banning after waves of false reports wasn't community infighting.
But mentioning Null's cumrotten sock is?

Nigga that's cringe.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Does anyone here have access to the kiwifarms hidden mass dms? I'd like access to one of them. Thanks in advance.

I am in the Crabshacks (the most famous mass DM, there's like a dozen of them now lmao). Its the most "shit nobody cares about" thing on the entire website.
Its not inaccurate to say that its a Discord chat inside of Kiwi Farms. Full of exactly the same shit you would find on Discord, but with the added bonus of the retards that frequent Kiwi Farms.
It is honestly not worth being invited to.
Null fixed his shitty website and fixed the option to disable the ability for anyone but the owner (which in this case, is Toji) to invite others. So it is harder to get into them now.

 

[Obscenity2022]

. I ate her ass on our honeymoon, she ate mine for the divorce

you really are proving to be everything people mock soldiers for being.

I wonder how the Kiwis feel right now as the American federal court system found Trump's retarded tariffs to be illegal (because the Executive Branch aka the White House never had the power of the purse to begin with and the power of the purse always belonged to Congress as stated in the U.S. Constitution).

I can already see a certain retarded Mormon and a certain number of retarded Zoomers on KF seethe over this because they flunked U.S. constitutional law back in their high school years anyway.

he got away with it for months and has gotten some treaties out of it, supposedly.

Thats the thing about law, sometimes you get away with it, just ask OJ

The Executive Branch of the American government (aka the White House) never had the power of the purse to begin with.

And no one has the right to kill others, so why does it keep happening, like in Chicago right now?

all trump has to do is appeal until he gets a good verdict. Nick Rekeita got a blatant open and shut case of calling a random guy a pedo to take 6 fucking years, trump could easily force it on the supreme court which means another year of it being allowed.

Its like how the president technically can't declare war but is given 90 days to end any offensive conflict he initiates, considering we took over Iraq in 2 months, i'd say its really meaningless to "declare war" when we can decimate the 5th largest army in the world under the time limit, twice

is teaming up with some big guys

Chris Hansen is a has been, teaming up with him is like saying you're teaming up with Andy Dick or Bam Margera. You're certainly not getting 2006 era those guys. You're getting near homeless and desperate Chris Hansen.

Remember when he tried to convince Onision to admit to being a pedo and he fucking failed?

Also there's a workaholics episode parodying faggots like Schlep, he's pro-warski

 

[Boobie Bomb]

It should go without saying that swatting lolcows (no matter how much you dislike them) will always be fucking retarded and you may find yourself being in big time legal trouble with the lolcow in question having a strong legal case against you. Not to mention that most vigilantes (both IRL and on the Internet) are retards that do it for the clout and they often commit felonies in the name of misguided justice (i.e. Phoenix Jones who was an IRL superhero that took it upon himself to remove drugs from the streets of Seattle, Washington until he was arrested for drug trafficking ecstasy and he was forced to retire from vigilantism afterwards).

Regardless of anyone here feels about Rev, it should go without saying that calling a swat team to his house and have firearms being pointed at him and his wife over a crime they didn't commit will give him plenty of legal justification to legally rape Kiwi Farms for every cent they're worth. Should any of the Kiwiniggers try it, they're the ones that will be in legal trouble should any of them become dumb enough to swat Rev (especially when you consider the fact that Rev went to law school and knows more about law than most of the Kiwiniggers put together).

Weening, A-Logging, and Vigilantism will always be cringe.

Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid A-Logging Any Lolcows

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Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid Weening Any Lolcows

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Spoiler: Why You Should Avoid Becoming a Vigilante Towards Any Lolcows

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Also, Welper is a hypocritical pussy because previously he had a bunch of retarded fantasies about how much he wants to see Rev and his wife go to prison and he tried anything to get any dirt on Rev and Strawb but to no avail. I think the only reason why Welper is changing his tune on vigilantism in general is because his fat inbred Mormon ass doesn't want to end up like Torswats (the retard that kept swatting Metokur and TheQuartering until he was finally arrested and extradited to America to face justice over swatting) and go to prison over something as stupid as swatting or misguided vigilantism.

Welper is such a coward he even deleted his comment. So someone told him it's a bad idea to post it.

 

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he's pro-warski

Is he now? Proof? (Not trying to be confrontational, genuinely curious)

I know he’s pro Alex Rosen, who’s a bit of a creep, not a pedo but makes weird jokes about raping children.

 

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Forgot to mention that Church shooter wasn’t exactly trans and had other issues besides seeming gender dysphoria.
Idiots.

When I was a kid I thought of her as the “pretty lady” of the group, now she’s just drawn way too cartoony for me to get it personally, kek. Lesbians liking her makes sense though cause she acts very butch.

Alright, I’ve got something.

Kiwifarmer claims something to defend mass euthanizing an animal
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Is then proven wrong by the entirety of Kiwifarms (All I had to do was search “pitbull” in the search engine)
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(“Taming” me? Woah, mama )
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It’s kinda like when they claim “I don’t know why everyone thinks of us as the transphobic/racist/homophobic/antisemetic site!” And all you have to do is stay there for one day to see why. They always complain about how they left lies to get their way, but are they too different, hm?

Edit: Another one I forgot to send. I genuinely have no clue what this kiwi is implying here other than bringing back Jim Crow laws kek
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It’s basically general eugenics bullshit, and the irony of me believing that these hypocritical and malignant degenerates are unintentional arguments that make eugenics look good isn’t lost on me.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

I fully support Tardshley finding love with ChatGPT, for example, though sadly her crippling one-sided crush on Kenneth likely makes that impossible.

If she made an AI chatbot of Ken for her to roleplay with she'd never need to visit onionfarms again

 

[George Lucas]

Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny

I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing. There’s never a fucking punchline, they prescribe to the MovieBob school of comedy, “It’s funny because I agree with it”.

Once again, kiwis being no better than the liberals they hate

There are genuinely funny users (like myself) but threads are overwhelmed by retards posting the same tired jokes and memes over and over. AnotherPleb is an example of this. He just spams dumb memes over and over again like some Asperger’s kid finding a ‘cheat code’ at making people laugh.

Also a lot of the funny users have been banned.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

If she made an AI chatbot of Ken for her to roleplay with she'd never need to visit onionfarms again

Too much of an effort.
Also notice how with Tardshley absence @iprefersoyminors ain't anywhere to be found. Makes you really think, eh?

 

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you really are proving to be everything people mock soldiers for being.

I don't even know what you mean by that. Half of all marriages end in divorce, I don't think half of all people who get married are vets.

Chris Hansen is a has been, teaming up with him is like saying you're teaming up with Andy Dick or Bam Margera. You're certainly not getting 2006 era those guys. You're getting near homeless and desperate Chris Hansen.

I think it was Chris Hansen but I don't remember it was some similar expose about prostitution in somewhere like Cambodia, which they spent like 5 minutes on the child prostitution there which is horrible and those people should be shot. But the funny thing was the rest of the hour-long episode was him trying to clutch the pearls about adult prostitution committed by women in their twenties. It was one of those desperate shows that he did after to catch a predator got canceled cuz that dude greased himself.

Too much of an effort.
Also notice how with Tardshley absence @iprefersoyminors ain't anywhere to be found. Makes you really think, eh?

She hasn't been absent, I've just been removing her ability to speak before her posts are approved.

 

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There are genuinely funny users (like myself)

My bad I'll get that badge for you

 

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Forgot to mention that Church shooter wasn’t exactly trans and had other issues besides seeming gender dysphoria.
Idiots.

Saying the church shooter wasn't trans is like saying the 911 hijackers weren't Muslims.

(I've actually heard that stupid excuse before)