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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
If they want people to stop complaining about featured articles maybe they should feature good ones.

He made this featured? This dosent even have anything to do with a lolcow, kek
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Honestly perfectly describes lolcows nowadays. Kiwifarmers can’t wrap it around their heads that I genuinely could not give less of a shit if someone is into the dad from Bluey, or if a lolcow made an OnlyFans, or if there was a furry convention in an unconventional place, I just don’t fucking care, nigga. But if you don’t then “You’re brainwashed by clown world”.

It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons? How do these people have friends or meet anyone that’s not in the same miserable online hovel as them? You can get away with that as a soyteen cause you don’t really have any adult responsibilities, but when you’re a full grown farmer and you have to go out into the world, what are you going to do when you get socked in the face for calling a black man a nigger as “a joke”? What are you gonna do when people start avoiding you cause you’re “That weird guy that wants to instill a government where porn usage gets the death penalty”, what are you gonna do when no one wants to be friends cause you hate half of the human population?
 
I have some good stuff but it unfortunately involves the sharty and I’m not tryin’ to pick fights with them, so I’ll leave you with the less funny stuff

Kiwifarmer says saying you like a kid’s show is predatory. Keep in mind he’s not saying “Exposing children to porn of it is predatory”, no, he means just saying you like the show is somehow dangerous to children
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Yes, because it’s INFINITELY less suspicious if you’re shady and secretive about being involved in something related to children! Right?
Thats a huge jump from "you are cringe for liking spongebob" to "you are a pedo for liking spongebob"
 
Thats a huge jump from "you are cringe for liking spongebob" to "you are a pedo for liking spongebob"
They were talking specifically about Bluey and its massive fanbase, which makes what he said even stranger cause “I like Bluey” is as common of a statement as “I like Disney”. It’s not pedo as long as the porn you’re making of it is kept away from kids, it’s like they feel since the show was made for kids, people actively think of that as they’re creating porn?

No, they just think “Mrs. Incredible is hot” they don’t think about how they saw it with their kid last week.

The conversation wasn’t even about porn so I’m not sure which ass he pulled that conclusion out from
 
It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons? How do these people have friends or meet anyone that’s not in the same miserable online hovel as them? You can get away with that as a soyteen cause you don’t really have any adult responsibilities, but when you’re a full grown farmer and you have to go out into the world, what are you going to do when you get socked in the face for calling a black man a nigger as “a joke”? What are you gonna do when people start avoiding you cause you’re “That weird guy that wants to instill a government where porn usage gets the death penalty”, what are you gonna do when no one wants to be friends cause you hate half of the human population?
Kiwifarmers don't go outside. They don't have jobs, don't have friends, and don't get in relationships. They sit in their basement all day doomscrolling Kiwi Farms and Twitter and posting rants about how much they want to kill trannies and brown people. Most of the Kiwifarmers who have been doxed have been revealed to be neckbearded landwhale NEETs who are just as pathetic, if not more so, than the lolcows they follow.
 
Oh yes. It's called Israel.
don't say that @The Cleaner wife and kids are from there.
Thats a huge jump from "you are cringe for liking spongebob" to "you are a pedo for liking spongebob"
you also bring up a good point. spongebob has been on the air for roughly 30 years, calling someone a pedo for liking a show from when they were kids is something the farms would do 100%

They were talking specifically about Bluey and its massive fanbase
to be fair, idubbz and anisa said they were fans and you know how the green reddit hivemind acts. look how quickly the h3h3 thread went back to normal after 6 months of ethan holding an immunity idol because someone doxxed his reddit account.

Same shit there, if anisa and idubbz instead mocked adults into bluey you'd see green reddit going "anyone that doesn't like something aimed at children is probably lying because they're really a pedo"
 
don't say that @The Cleaner wife and kids are from there.

My first wife was and my sons were born in Philadelphia. I I think the only thing they care about when it comes to Israel is the fact that they know where it is on a map. Ashkenazis are white Jews, the ones over in Israel are practically Arabs.

you also bring up a good point. spongebob has been on the air for roughly 30 years, calling someone a pedo for liking a show from when they were kids is something the farms would do 100%

SpongeBob came out in 1999 when I was 15 years old. I'm 41 and that mother fucker is still going. I used to like to watch that and regular show with my kids.
 
Does anyone here have access to the kiwifarms hidden mass dms? I'd like access to one of them. Thanks in advance.
I was once invited to a mass DM, but my first and only message was calling someone a pooner. I was removed straight after that. I witnessed a sovereign knight protect his fair maiden from such vulgar insults on the internets.
 
oh wow, so they don't qualify for birthright?

If they did I'm 100% sure they wouldn't give a shit. My kids are only Jewish by rabbinic law, they don't practice any of that shit. They don't even stay kosher.

that's news to me. also first wife? that sucks. but i heard amicable divorces like yours are the norm with jewish women

Yeah right. I ate her ass on our honeymoon, she ate mine for the divorce 😂
 
SpongeBob came out in 1999 when I was 15 years old. I'm 41 and that mother fucker is still going. I used to like to watch that and regular show with my kids.
Regular Show is great, though I’m not sure if I’d class it as a “kid’s show” in the same vein as what the kiwi was talking about. I always saw it as like “a teen show”. Then again they’d probably call you a pedo for liking it still so I guess schematics don’t matter here.
There’s so many shows and webseries’s from my childhood that I still like. It’s just that now I can draw them cussing and say some of the characters are hot.
Sometimes I’ll get into something “kiddy” if it’s good enough or just reminds me of something from my childhood and I’m not really ashamed of that or feel I have to keep it a secret cause, for fucks sake, it’s not like I raped someone. Or I live in my mom’s basement doing nothing but consuming that media. (I mean, School Rumble is sort of a “kid’s anime”)
Bluey’s not really one of them though. No hate to it, it just always seemed kinda boring.
 
Regular Show is great, though I’m not sure if I’d class it as a “kid’s show” in the same vein as what the kiwi was talking about. I always saw it as like “a teen show”. Then again they’d probably call you a pedo for liking it still so I guess schematics don’t matter here.

Semantics. And why would they call me a pedo? I watched the shows with my children lol
 
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