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I need to be babied by a bitch. My fragile little cock.

Also, I would make weird bondage shit as a hobby within a basement and proudly post it here so you guys can bully me for it.

Did I mention getting bullied makes me horny and sweet?

One time I was told that I should off myself from a female gamer in a call of duty match. I jacked off after the game ended. One of the hardest bust in my life.
Is this a puppet accpunt
 
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Looks like something meurasaulf would post
Literally who. Gore chan and I watched the anime, this is basically her thread.
 
But I'm not joking about the bondage stuff. It's what gets those crazy babes hooked. Though I wouldn't want to interact with such deranged souls with pussies in person. You see, the more you hang the bait in front of them, the more scary they get. Don't get me wrong they would give great fucking head. Sucking your dick like it was the last. But when dealing with these cuties you have to keep teasing them and teasing them until they flat out lose their fucking mind. And if one day I post my art of such rope tying and chain tangling, it'll only amplify their desires like bear after fish. So don't think with your dick. Make them work for it.

Crazy girls are craaaaaaazy my nigga.

@Dr. Nate

Hey cutie :<. You make me wanna tie you up and jack your ass with my sweetness. I like fresh men like you straight out of the shower. Don't let me catch you slipping with your ding dong gay boi.
 
But I'm not joking about the bondage stuff. It's what gets those crazy babes hooked. Though I wouldn't want to interact with such deranged souls with pussies in person. You see, the more you hang the bait in front of them, the more scary they get. Don't get me wrong they would give great fucking head. Sucking your dick like it was the last. But when dealing with these cuties you have to keep teasing them and teasing them until they flat out lose their fucking mind. And if one day I post my art of such rope tying and chain tangling, it'll only amplify their desires like bear after fish. So don't think with your dick. Make them work for it.

Crazy girls are craaaaaaazy my nigga.

@Dr. Nate

Hey cutie :<. You make me wanna tie you up and jack your ass with my sweetness. I like fresh men like you straight out of the shower. Don't let me catch you slipping with your ding dong gay boi.
Post feet
 
Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, 'd lick them all day, every day From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate poolworths of semern in seconds. The taste... oh, it's too good to describe with even the most complex of words! It truly is an inexplicible feeling that absolutely cannot be replicated. Uncultured virgins would argue that tits or ass are far superior and that liking feet is "weird (Ugh, even thinking of such an incellous claim makes my spine rattle in disgust!), but only the true intellectuals of the highest level will understand. Feet truly are perfect in every way, shape and form. This is not a matter of opinion, but rather a stated fact It cannot be debunked, for feet are objectively superior to all.
 
Reason: I left the spelling errors because it's more funny that way.
My post saying we were cool before I knew who she was was deleted in the rollback lol
 
Aye bitch wake up. It's ww3.

@The Cleaner That also means you fuck boi. Huuurahhhh!


"Poland shoots down Russian drones after 'unprecedented airspace violation"​


Article 5 bitches

tbh I doubt anything will happen though
 
Aye bitch wake up. It's ww3.

@The Cleaner That also means you fuck boi. Huuurahhhh!


"Poland shoots down Russian drones after 'unprecedented airspace violation"​


Article 5 bitches

tbh I doubt anything will happen though

I have wanted to cut a promo for the longest time about that nigger who killed the sweet beautiful white Ukrainian girl in Charlotte.

I got kicked off my discord right before the site went down so I've had like no contact with you beautiful fuckers!
 
I wonder how many users won't come back after this.
 
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