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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Seriously though imagine running a website that focuses on doxing people, claiming free speech, being racist sexist and homophobic, and doing everything you can to actively ruin people's lives just for your own sick amusement but being so much of a thin skinned bitch that you have to ban people who break your balls or don't tow the kiwifarms line.

What a hypocritical human colostomy bag. I have never seen a bigger definition of "can dish it out but can't take it" than the Joosh nozzle.

Bros out here making fun of lol cows but he fails to see the irony that he is literally the biggest bitch on the internet.
 
Literally just post so much that you end up becoming a minor e-celeb. I really hope nulls faggotry with the kiwifarms is made public. I genuinely hopes he pisses off the wrong youtuber and all of the corruption there is on the kiwifarms gets exposed.
These days there is more criticism of Kiwi Farms and particularly Null online than a few years ago, and not the usual leftoid whining about it being a doxxing Nazi murder forum. There was that big Twitter thread reminding everyone about Null and Blockland with the lesser known posts about him wanting to be a tranny and calling CPS on his former e-girlfriend. But also I see on 4chan a thread criticizing Kiwi Farms every few days with a lot of negative posts and truth nukes about Null defending CP watcher Andy Warski and the site being Green Reddit.

A few years ago Null called Kiwi Farms the "Internet Eye of Sauron", but methinks that reputation is dying off. If leftoids learned it was not a scary website of Nazis out to murder people but actually a website full of losers with skeletons in their closet, that would be a disaster for the site. And the best thing too, because either Null finally goes full Lowtax or Kiwi Farms gets exponentially better as all the edgelords and tryhards fuck off.
 
Weird. I was talking to Jack about this earlier but Kiwifarmers have this strange feeling of entitlement towards their own, you can post wherever you want.

I’m assuming the reason why they’re so territorial is cause their site has such a bad rep with normies, so when they got someone they wanna keep them.
Yeah. That's true until you cross one of them the wrong way. Then their entire clique will go after you. I had it happen to me when I kept negrating SSj_Ness' terrible posts and the entire Crabshack userbase kept calling me a lolicon for a few weeks or so.
Its so weird how people didn't have a problem with me being derailing threads in the Thunderdome (because its funny) but me mostly posting in DMs has suddenly gotten Null and his ballwashers very upset, for some reason.
Very clear that me and Coon Cheese getting banned for postmarking (feature for True and Honest fans only if you aren't aware, where you can manually highlight posts) for a minor jab at Lidl was just Null finding any reason to ban me. Its so obvious he was the one to ban me, by the lower case ban message full of seethe (the other jannies care enough to use proper grammar, at least).
 
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That Takeru faggot really grinds my gears because he is very unfunny and repeats the same shit every single post he makes. Not a single post I've seen from that faggot in the only TWO active threads on that website ever difer from one another. He's like the Adam Ellis of Onionfarms but instead of copypasting the same drawing it's copypasting the same post, you could layer every single post ontop of eachother and you would hardly notice any fucking difference.

No faggot, nobody here nor the splinter site gives a flying fuck about your ongoing penpal drama with @anliteralidiot so please shut the fuck up, and if you're not going to, at least try to be entertaining like that fat schizophrenic whore who shut your retarded nigger ass up.

Call kiwifarms GREEN REDDIT all you like. Whether you have merit or not on doing so is subjective, but can you at least make it funnier? Make it giant letters (as I've eloquently done to show you how much funnier it is) and go on schizo delusions on how anliteralidiot wants to kill your mother and molest children or something like Tardshley does, instead of pathetically posting long copypasted posts that you slightly alter to talk about the screenshots of literally every single post anliteralidiot does even when she's not even talking about you just because you're seething that hard that you did not get an ounce of coochie.
do you even realize the faggot was banned? try at least look him up on the members search
 
Saying the church shooter wasn't trans is like saying the 911 hijackers weren't Muslims.

(I've actually heard that stupid excuse before)
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Changed name from Robert Westman to Robin Westman.

That um.... That seems EXACTLY trans to me.
Anyways, he wasn’t trans.
Crossdressing is not the same as transitioning.
Also, there are valid reasons to kill people. You’re argument does not work on me.

>feel free to join the pedophile sites
Ironic, since you banned her from the Kiwi site, Josh. :trollface:
If you ask me, I feel like Schelp is probably going to have his very own "Never meet your heroes" moment soon.

Chris Hansen that we see today is nothing like the Chris Hansen that was known during his 'To Catch a Predator' years because the Chris Hansen of the past was a genuine person trying to do good but then he would become a conman asshole later on. As the kids say it these days, he fell off hard. Chris Hansen has resorted to becoming a conman slimeball where he takes advantage of others for his personal gain (like the time he tried to scam other pedo hunters with bad checks back in 2019).

I'm not defending Roblox here because Roblox are a bunch of slimeball scumbags that often let children playing their game get into harm's way where they do the bare minimum to stop dangerous child predators using their game and Roblox should be called out for their incompetence.

Even with this said, I feel like Schelp is being taken for a ride where people like Hansen will use Schelp for everything that he's worth and then cast him out when he is no longer useful to people like Hansen anymore.

Never meet your heroes because chances are they're probably an asshole.
The funny thing about that video (and movie, by extension) is that Syndrome became even fucking worse than Mr. Incredible.
 
Anyways, he wasn’t trans.
Crossdressing is not the same as transitioning.

He changed his name to a female name and said he was living as a woman, the name change we know about and the living as a woman was something that his own mother said.

Also, there are valid reasons to kill people.

So you are excusing the tranny shooting up a Catholic School? Cool, religion of peace strikes again.

You’re argument does not work on me

YOUR misspelling of a word that you should have learned how to spell correctly in the third grade doesn't work for me.
 
Oh Jesus Christ is actually looked at the fine print of that Twitter and realized that someone is pretending to be me.

Fucking GAYLORD.
Honestly if I was ever lame enough to start a Twitter I would obviously put my name as Anne Hathaway Fan or something like that.

"Jack from Onion Farms" gives off "Jake from State farm" vibes. It's way too on the nose.
surprise, surprise. that account we all knew it was made by @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski got banned.
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and have all of its posts deleted.
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so null spam banned her account.
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even before she was spam banned, some people knew it was her behind that account. that's just goes to show how easy it is to spot her whenever she makes a new sock
 
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But seriously though I always wanted to start a kiwi farms account just to see how many minutes it would take before I got banned. If Null or any of his ball washers have ever read this particular thread (and I'm sure at least one sycophant has, if not the Joosh bag himself) I must have nuclear fucking heat with KF.

Literally everything I've ever said about that site and the people who use it has been negative. I don't think I've ever complimented them once. Not even sarcastically.
its way too easy to get banned especially when you have a reputation like i did
the only competent global mod they have is trombonista who was at least nice enough to ban me for only a day or two if she thought i was too manic or something
null is a trigger happy moron and i hope i never have to deal with him or one of his cronies in this lifetime
 
its way too easy to get banned especially when you have a reputation like i did
the only competent global mod they have is trombonista who was at least nice enough to ban me for only a day or two if she thought i was too manic or something
null is a trigger happy moron and i hope i never have to deal with him or one of his cronies in this lifetime

I think if they just saw that I made an account I would get banned before I even got the first post out.
 
Okay fine if it means that much to an ineffectual failure of a man like you
Means a lot to you, doesn't it? How does it feel? To be such a woman, that you have to do this? You can't just bantz... you literally have to abuse your position of authority (such as it is). You are the one who is blatantly upset, due to some oik daring to talk back to you (note the dumb fuck badge). Stop trying to make out otherwise.
 
But seriously though I always wanted to start a kiwi farms account just to see how many minutes it would take before I got banned. If Null or any of his ball washers have ever read this particular thread (and I'm sure at least one sycophant has, if not the Joosh bag himself) I must have nuclear fucking heat with KF.

Literally everything I've ever said about that site and the people who use it has been negative. I don't think I've ever complimented them once. Not even sarcastically.
its way too easy to get banned especially when you have a reputation like i did
or if you are a ban evader like me:
  1. arkomia (account was given away by me)
  2. anti-authoritarian
  3. base invader
  4. neo-arkomia
  5. civil republican
  6. parliamentarian welfarist
  7. patcon guy
  8. thunderous ball lightning
  9. corporal shepard
  10. dankweed420
  11. diamondPickaxe
these kiwifarms accounts are all banned. it's not really that much and I'm certain there are a ton of people on kiwifarms that have way more banned accounts than I am
 
Means a lot to you, doesn't it?

Not particularly.

How does it feel?

It made me laugh tbh.

To be such a woman, that you have to do this? You can't just bantz...

I don't want to "bantz" with you. I dislike you.

you literally have to abuse your position of authority (such as it is).

Manipulating some numbers on a reputation system that literally no one gives a fuck about is not "abusing my power". What are you a 14-year-old girl trying to win a popularity contest for the yearbook? Abusing my power would be finding a petty thing to ban you for.

You are the one who is blatantly upset, due to some oik daring to talk back to you (note the dumb fuck badge).

You always talk back to me. You have been a tremendously annoying piece of shit to me since the podcast where I got annoyingly drunk to try to shake up the episode and cause some chaos and we got in an argument. Your butt got hurt and as a 70 year old man you never got over it and so you use every opportunity to try to insult me.

And for the record I do think you're a dumb fuck. That's why you got the badge and I signed my name on it. Again if it means that much to you tell me to take it off and I will.

Stop trying to make out otherwise.

I think you're more upset that I turn the "ineffectual failure of a man" insult back on you.

The sad part about you is dude, nobody cares about you. You have to insult and troll me for conversation because you're a bore. You were a bore on the podcast and you are a bore on the forum. So your decrepit Mr. Lonely hearts ass has to needle me until I finally talk to you because you don't know how to make friends.

Congratulations, you are the only person that I know who is both a senior citizen and an autistic. What a trailblazer.
 
Not particularly.
Shure, Jan. That's why you did it.
Abusing my power would be finding a petty thing to ban you for.
No. That would be another example of you abusing your "powers"
. You have been a tremendously annoying piece of shit to me since the podcast where I got annoyingly drunk to try to shake up the episode
You got drunk cuz you needed dutch courage. Be real.
And for the record I do think you're a dumb fuck.
But, that's your opinion. And considering how much you talk rubbish about topics... your opinion counts for nought.
I think you're more upset that I turn the "ineffectual failure of a man" insult back on you.
"NO U!" Just another example of your copying me, because you have no original thoughts of your own.
The sad part about you is dude, nobody cares about you.
OH NOES!!!! Niche internet gossip forum doesn't care for me!!!!
you were the only person that I know who is both a senior citizen and an autistic
Again, I'm a few years older than you, so... using Ashly-esque insults... NGMI.
 
the only competent global mod they have is trombonista
Hard disagree, Haramburger and that football coach guy were the best ones out there.
I could've said Useful_Mistake too but he did fuck up quite notable so...
its way too easy to get banned especially when you have a reputation like i did
the only competent global mod they have is trombonista who was at least nice enough to ban me for only a day or two if she thought i was too manic or something
null is a trigger happy moron and i hope i never have to deal with him or one of his cronies in this lifetime
Now that you're here we're about to fix your carrotphobia.
 
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