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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
I have some good stuff but it unfortunately involves the sharty and I’m not tryin’ to pick fights with them, so I’ll leave you with the less funny stuff

Kiwifarmer says saying you like a kid’s show is predatory. Keep in mind he’s not saying “Exposing children to porn of it is predatory”, no, he means just saying you like the show is somehow dangerous to children
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Yes, because it’s INFINITELY less suspicious if you’re shady and secretive about being involved in something related to children! Right?
Anyways, this is way better advice than what the Mac “Moon Man” Tonight-knockoff PFP guy said:
Ah, Tra Rags.
Seeing stuff like this involving Sandy is a mildly uncomfortable and odd reminder of how many people are furry for Sandy, even lesbians.
Uhhh.. aren't we supposed to be talking about kiwifarms?
 
Seeing stuff like this involving Sandy is a mildly uncomfortable and odd reminder of how many people are furry for Sandy, even lesbians.
When I was a kid I thought of her as the “pretty lady” of the group, now she’s just drawn way too cartoony for me to get it personally, kek. Lesbians liking her makes sense though cause she acts very butch.
Uhhh.. aren't we supposed to be talking about kiwifarms?
Alright, I’ve got something.

Kiwifarmer claims something to defend mass euthanizing an animal
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Is then proven wrong by the entirety of Kiwifarms (All I had to do was search “pitbull” in the search engine)
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(“Taming” me? Woah, mama 😏)
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It’s kinda like when they claim “I don’t know why everyone thinks of us as the transphobic/racist/homophobic/antisemetic site!” And all you have to do is stay there for one day to see why. They always complain about how they left lies to get their way, but are they too different, hm?

Edit: Another one I forgot to send. I genuinely have no clue what this kiwi is implying here other than bringing back Jim Crow laws kek
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I wonder how the Kiwis feel right now as the American federal court system found Trump's retarded tariffs to be illegal (because the Executive Branch aka the White House never had the power of the purse to begin with and the power of the purse always belonged to Congress as stated in the U.S. Constitution).

I can already see a certain retarded Mormon and a certain number of retarded Zoomers on KF seethe over this because they flunked U.S. constitutional law back in their high school years anyway.

I hate to get too political but let's be real here, half of Kiwi Farms simply don't understand economics or let alone how constitutional law works (this includes Jersh).
 
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I wonder how the Kiwis feel right now as the American federal court system found Trump's retarded tariffs to be illegal (because the Executive Branch aka the White House never had the power of the purse to begin with and the power of the purse always belonged to Congress as stated in the U.S. Constitution).

I can already see a certain retarded Mormon and a certain number of retarded Zoomers on KF seethe over this because they flunked U.S. constitutional law back in their high school years anyway.

I hate to get too political but let's be real here, half of Kiwi Farms simply don't understand economics or let alone how constitutional law works (this includes Jersh).

Based take. A lot of people are politically ignorant for the most part. I include myself in that, because I don't know as much about politics as I should. That's why I normally try to stay out of them unless it's my area of interest, like war or my displeasure about having to do taxes for a small business every year 😂

Personally I like the idea of the tariffs because it was like yeah let's make these mother fuckers pay the fair share that we have to pay everyone, but something felt very off with it.

Not only that but the flurry of executive orders didn't feel right. It's weird to me that nobody noticed anything was off with that.
 
Uhhh.. aren't we supposed to be talking about kiwifarms?

Won't we were talking about kiwi farms, about how they play "pedophile accusation paintball" over there, and people were just relating their personal experiences of why they would watch children shows and how kiwi farmers are so retarded that they would call you a pedophile for that.

So ya know....


 
Based take. A lot of people are politically ignorant for the most part. I include myself in that, because I don't know as much about politics as I should. That's why I normally try to stay out of them unless it's my area of interest, like war or my displeasure about having to do taxes for a small business every year 😂

Personally I like the idea of the tariffs because it was like yeah let's make these mother fuckers pay the fair share that we have to pay everyone, but something felt very off with it.

Not only that but the flurry of executive orders didn't feel right. It's weird to me that nobody noticed anything was off with that.
I can understand where Trump is coming from with the tariffs because I do think he is right about bringing back manufacturing jobs in America. But there are two main issues with the tariffs.

1. Trump doesn't have a fucking plan on how to bring back manufacturing to America with the tariffs.

Typically tariffs are in place to discourage a nation's consumers from buying foreign made goods and services and encourages them to buy domestically made goods and services. However, the main reason why manufacturing jobs left America in the first place is because the cost of manufacturing is simply too expensive in America.

The main reason why manufactures love countries like China so much is because the cost of manufacturing is dirt cheap in countries like China. Meanwhile back in America, the cost of manufacturing in America is way too expensive and there's too much government bureaucracy for manufactures to bring jobs back to America.

It would've made much more sense for Trump for also wanting to deregulate the U.S. economy and get rid of a lot of government bureaucracy to make America more attractive for manufactures so they can ditch countries like China. Trump isn't planning to get the federal government out of the American economy anytime soon so the tariffs are pointless if the cost of manufacturing is still going to be expensive in America.

Also, countries don't pay for tariffs and it's a bold faced lie for Trump to claim that countries pay for tariffs. Since the times of ancient Greece, there has never been an example of a country paying for the tariff being imposed by another country and the burden always goes to the consumer.

2. The Executive Branch of the American government (aka the White House) never had the power of the purse to begin with.

This is basic middle school and high school civics education back when they showed you Schoolhouse Rock on the classroom's TV set. Only Congress has the power to make monetary policy in America, not the White House. Trump is a retard where he thinks his executive orders on monetary policy are somehow constitutional (they're not). Trump never had the power to impose monetary policy in America as he sees fit because the U.S. Constitution prohibits this. If Trump wants his tariffs, he has to ask Congress to give him his tariffs.

The way Trump was going with his tariff policy, the only thing this will accomplish is raising prices on goods and services and half of the Kiwis are complete retards to think the way Trump is doing things with the American economy was even going to work in the first place.
 
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I can understand where Trump is coming from with the tariffs because I do think he is right about bringing back manufacturing jobs in America. But there are two main issues with the tariffs.

1. Trump doesn't have a fucking plan on how to bring back manufacturing to America with the tariffs.

Typically tariffs are in place to discourage a nation's consumers from buying foreign made goods and services and encourages them to buy domestically made goods and services. However, the main reason why manufacturing jobs left America in the first place is because the cost of manufacturing is simply too expensive in America.

The main reason why manufactures love countries like China so much is because the cost of manufacturing is dirt cheap in countries like China. Meanwhile back in America, the cost of manufacturing in America is way too expensive and there's too much government bureaucracy for manufactures to being jobs back to America.

It would've made much more sense for Trump to also wanting to deregulate the U.S. economy and get rid of a lot of government bureaucracy to make America more attractive for manufactures so they can ditch countries like China. Trump isn't planning to get the government out of the American economy anytime soon so the tariffs are pointless if the cost of manufacturing is still going to be expensive in America.

Also, countries don't pay for tariffs and it's a bold faced lie for Trump to claim that countries pay for tariffs. Since the times of ancient Greece, there has never been an example of a country paying for the tariff being imposed by another country and the burden always goes to the consumer.

2. The Executive Branch of the American government (aka the White House) never had the power of the purse to begin with.

This is basic middle school and high school civics education back when they showed you Schoolhouse Rock on the classroom's TV set. Only Congress has the power to make monetary policy in America, not the White House. Trump is a retard where he thinks his executive orders on monetary policy are somehow constitutional (they're not). Trump never had the power to impose monetary policy in America as he sees fit because the U.S. Constitution prohibits this. If Trump wants his tariffs, he has to ask Congress to give him his tariffs.

The way Trump was going with his tariff policy, the only thing this will accomplish is raising prices on goods and services and half of the Kiwis are complete retards to think the way Trump is doing things with the American economy was even going to work in the first place.

Well I mean technically other countries do pay for tariffs because they are buying our exports at a higher price. But believe me you didn't have to go to community college for a business admin to know that it's a seller's market.

I always thought the tariffs were a dumb idea because that just means we the consumer are going to pay more for things that are imported here. But I digress because like I said I don't know much about tariffs or how they work or any of that stuff. I never learned about that in college.

The smart move that Trump pulled because I will give him credit where credit is due, is getting all these countries to INVEST in us. Now I imagine since the tariffs have been ruled moot that the mega apologists are going to say "IT WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG! HE KNEW THAT THE TARIFFS WERE NEVER GOING TO WORK HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE COUNTRIES INVEST IN US" which is complete hogwash.

I have two very different schools of thought because I have traveled to a lot of third world countries, and Jess has been to China a few times. Yes while it's good that our stuff is being manufactured cheap as hell, we are doing it at the cost of basically torturing other people around the world to make it for pennies. You ever see those African children in lithium mines? And I mean they are children. That's why I've been using the same cell phone since 2022.

I know I'm going off on a tangent that doesn't involve tariffs but you were talking about getting things from China and it's like yeah... But at what cost?

I'd rather pay more for my goods and services then get a cell phone from a company that has to put suicide nets at the bottom of the second floor to catch people who are constantly jumping.

SUICIDE DETERRENT NETS!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY APPLE™️

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Based take. A lot of people are politically ignorant for the most part. I include myself in that, because I don't know as much about politics as I should. That's why I normally try to stay out of them unless it's my area of interest, like war or my displeasure about having to do taxes for a small business every year 😂

Personally I like the idea of the tariffs because it was like yeah let's make these mother fuckers pay the fair share that we have to pay everyone, but something felt very off with it.

Not only that but the flurry of executive orders didn't feel right. It's weird to me that nobody noticed anything was off with that.
Honestly I still don’t even know what a tariff is. I never paid attention in my gov class, I just talked to this one goth dude the entire time
 
I wonder how the Kiwis feel right now as the American federal court system found Trump's retarded tariffs to be illegal (because the Executive Branch aka the White House never had the power of the purse to begin with and the power of the purse always belonged to Congress as stated in the U.S. Constitution).

I can already see a certain retarded Mormon and a certain number of retarded Zoomers on KF seethe over this because they flunked U.S. constitutional law back in their high school years anyway.

I hate to get too political but let's be real here, half of Kiwi Farms simply don't understand economics or let alone how constitutional law works (this includes Jersh).

part of the problem is the number of federal judges (and possibly even a few SC justices) we have who scoff at and would just as soon wipe their ass with the constitution. if its not part of the USC (federal code book) they dont care about that thing, at all.

at some level probably 75%+ of federal cases are ruled on solely based on USC and if its a constitutional question it goes higher.

so its a numbers game if you happen to be a president or administration who would ALSO just as soon wipe your ass with it. then you have the public thinking its an outdated and pesky relic and needs to go away as well. you actually have a shot at prevailing and nobody doing shit about it. because youre either on that extreme 6% who would just as soon burn the constitution , or the other extreme 6% who doesnt care as long as it Owns The Left(tm). hell yes theyre going to try to do it "legally" and see if our sham courts agree with or allow it.

(and when they dont theyre going to say "fuck you" and do it anyway) ... im afraid this party hasnt even gotten started yet.w

constitution and BOR arent dead yet but they are definitely endangered.

at least some states constitutions (arizona for one) explicitly state that the us constitution is the supreme law of the land or something to this effect (translation: overrides any state or federal laws that are repellant to it) which means they could resist or decline to enforce something "unconstitutional," but does that even mean that they will based on the whims of whoevers in office, these people are seriously becoming emboldened and , maybe in some cases, even running for office to subvert the constitution and such pesky notions as the consent of the governed.

the governed doesnt consent? thats fine, we'll just import millions of brown hoardes who will vote for their own interests.
 
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When I was a kid I thought of her as the “pretty lady” of the group, now she’s just drawn way too cartoony for me to get it personally, kek. Lesbians liking her makes sense though cause she acts very butch.

Alright, I’ve got something.

Kiwifarmer claims something to defend mass euthanizing an animal
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Is then proven wrong by the entirety of Kiwifarms (All I had to do was search “pitbull” in the search engine)
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(“Taming” me? Woah, mama 😏)
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It’s kinda like when they claim “I don’t know why everyone thinks of us as the transphobic/racist/homophobic/antisemetic site!” And all you have to do is stay there for one day to see why. They always complain about how they left lies to get their way, but are they too different, hm?

Edit: Another one I forgot to send. I genuinely have no clue what this kiwi is implying here other than bringing back Jim Crow laws kek
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If they had any brain they would know the bite statistics are inflated more than a furry's deviant art page. Such a reddit take. Hence why we call them green Reddit.
 
Reason: It's the same way they inflate crime statistics for white hate crimes by counting non whites. Around half the bites have 0 pitbull dna
If they had any brain they would know the bite statistics are inflated more than a furry's deviant art page. Such a reddit take. Hence why we call them green Reddit.
A lot of personal stories of “aggressive pitbulls” prove to me that they shouldn’t be owning a dog. Some people claim a pitbull sniffing or playing with their dog is them trying to crack their neck. I saw a kiwi farmer once say that if he saw a pitbull on his lawn, he’d shoot it without even checking its behavior. I know a pitbull (Not mine, a friend’s) and I’m going to jail if someone shot her for a reason as stupid as “she was standing docilely on my lawn”.
 
Apparently Schlep is teaming up with some big guys (He’s a genuinely good guy so I’m really holding back from making fun of his appearance. I am really really holding back.). I just wonder if his usage of Kiwifarms is ever going to be held against him in any meaningful way? Not only is there proven CSEM and gore hosted on the site, but how much the users tend to propagandize it unscrupulously does make it a danger for children. I’m not trying to paint him as the bad guy, I’m assuming he got into KF just cause he looks up to Ruben (Also not trying to paint Ruben as a bad guy cause I’m assuming HE got into KF just cause they share his views on furries and transgenders.) I’m just curious if him getting too buddy with KF’s ideals are gonna bite him in the ass
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Apparently Schlep is teaming up with some big guys (He’s a genuinely good guy so I’m really holding back from making fun of his appearance. I am really really holding back.). I just wonder if his usage of Kiwifarms is ever going to be held against him in any meaningful way? Not only is there proven CSEM and gore hosted on the site, but how much the users tend to propagandize it unscrupulously does make it a danger for children. I’m not trying to paint him as the bad guy, I’m assuming he got into KF just cause he looks up to Ruben (Also not trying to paint Ruben as a bad guy cause I’m assuming HE got into KF just cause they share his views on furries and transgenders.) I’m just curious if him getting too buddy with KF’s ideals are gonna bite him in the ass
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Have a seat over there 🪑

What're ya doin here? 😐
 
Lmao, the absolute seethe on Kiwifarms that women would rather date an AI than them:


I'm a man, but I don't give a shit if a women decides to date a robot. I fully support Tardshley finding love with ChatGPT, for example, though sadly her crippling one-sided crush on Kenneth likely makes that impossible. It's pretty much the inevitable consequence of the present dating culture. Women have it much harder after hitting the wall than men. And whereas pathologizing age gap relationships would alleviate this issue, does Kiwifarms support that? No! They make fun of women who do.

But it is funny that the old /pol/ prediction that "women would never date AI and men wouldn't care if they did" got proven wrong. The thread isn't even laughing. It's pure unadulterated seethe with suggestions of
  • bombing AI data centers
  • hoping the users die
  • harassment of the mentally ill and abuse victims
It also exposes the clear fault line running through the community. The pro-AI faction managed to squat on the overall AI general in Community Watch early and guaranteed it was a pro-AI safe space. But there are way more anti-AI KFers going by the rest of the site. How long until there's a civil war over this issue?
 
Apparently Schlep is teaming up with some big guys (He’s a genuinely good guy so I’m really holding back from making fun of his appearance. I am really really holding back.). I just wonder if his usage of Kiwifarms is ever going to be held against him in any meaningful way? Not only is there proven CSEM and gore hosted on the site, but how much the users tend to propagandize it unscrupulously does make it a danger for children. I’m not trying to paint him as the bad guy, I’m assuming he got into KF just cause he looks up to Ruben (Also not trying to paint Ruben as a bad guy cause I’m assuming HE got into KF just cause they share his views on furries and transgenders.) I’m just curious if him getting too buddy with KF’s ideals are gonna bite him in the ass
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Lmao, the absolute seethe on Kiwifarms that women would rather date an AI than them:


I'm a man, but I don't give a shit if a women decides to date a robot. I fully support Tardshley finding love with ChatGPT, for example, though sadly her crippling one-sided crush on Kenneth likely makes that impossible. It's pretty much the inevitable consequence of the present dating culture. Women have it much harder after hitting the wall than men. And whereas pathologizing age gap relationships would alleviate this issue, does Kiwifarms support that? No! They make fun of women who do.

But it is funny that the old /pol/ prediction that "women would never date AI and men wouldn't care if they did" got proven wrong. The thread isn't even laughing. It's pure unadulterated seethe with suggestions of
  • bombing AI data centers
  • hoping the users die
  • harassment of the mentally ill and abuse victims
It also exposes the clear fault line running through the community. The pro-AI faction managed to squat on the overall AI general in Community Watch early and guaranteed it was a pro-AI safe space. But there are way more anti-AI KFers going by the rest of the site. How long until there's a civil war over this issue?
This whole AI issue has done nothing but show me that we need to mass institutionalize huge swaths of America because nobody involved in this debate seems emotionally or socially functional.
 
Won't we were talking about kiwi farms, about how they play "pedophile accusation paintball" over there, and people were just relating their personal experiences of why they would watch children shows and how kiwi farmers are so retarded that they would call you a pedophile for that.

So ya know....


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Kiwifarms pedophile accusations doesn't even matter since most of them are radfems and to radfems every man is a pedophile.
 
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