Lolcow 🐮 - General Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[SIGBUS]

lol just wait for lolcow.lv it will be the best drama gossip site on the planet

 

[naught]

Miss Ashley, who might you be referring to here?

iirc she means @Fnaarf who alleges theyre a women.

 

[SIGBUS]

based ashley!

shut up nigger ashley is funny, something that cant be said about you.

1 time it's funny, a gorillion times isn't

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

1 time it's funny, a gorillion times isn't

6 gorgillion times is hilarious though. Law of diminishing -> returning returns.

 

[thefrogninja]

You're laughing... Sig & Cjocker are getting deep-dicked in Guantanamo Bay and you're laughing...

 

[fnaarf]

I will see you weeping

ok, morbius

 

[Cringe Jockey]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

also should probably give context that the fbi actually phoned cockjockey about the fedposts.

Why the fuck did SIG and Slan want an Australian teenager hosting their website anyways. All of this was so obviously going to cause problems.

the depressing part is when you realize cjocker was the most competent one.

lol. no

I wish everybody in this thread a very happy kill yourselves.

This is now the official onion farms quad posting thread btw

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Why the fuck did SIG and Slan want an Australian teenager hosting their website anyways. All of this was so obviously going to cause problems.

Because it was CJocker's name on the contract. It was CJocker that would take the heat. Sig could SigPost walk away laughing and basically leave CJocker with egg on his face.

 

[Deleted member 1105]

The idea of Slanus hosting any site is laughable.

 

[thefrogninja]

is it pronounced sla-nis or slay-nis?

 

[SIGBUS]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

also should probably give context that the fbi actually phoned cockjockey about the fedposts.

if cjocker fails to or slan sucks at managing a website i will just host my own splinter

 

[fnaarf]

Did dad prefer your mouth or your ass more

lol

 

[El Santo?]

Lol is Karl banned?

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

 

[Mad Hatter]

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

You've never been anything but a an annoying cocksleeve and no one cares enough about you to ban you

 

[naught]

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

yeah, you seem the type to follow codes of conduct. not out of some sense of moral obligation but from cowardice.

You've never been anything but a an annoying cocksleeve and no one cares enough about you to ban you

quality username!

Lol is Karl banned?

yes.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

if cjocker fails to or slan sucks at managing a website i will just host my own splinter

I have domains that are sitting doing nothing and they are totally paid up so if you want to host another forum I can pitch in.

 

[fnaarf]

Ashley why do you think about Karl's penis so much thats kind of weird

 

[fnaarf]

Not as weird as how much your dad turned you out and made you into an insane bitch who wants schizo racist nut on her face!

seriously Ashley I know I've said this ad nauseum but get a hobby that isn't thinking about penis or molestation. I'd prefer Kpop even over this

 

[Mad Hatter]

seriously Ashley I know I've said this ad nauseum but get a hobby that isn't thinking about penis or molestation. I'd prefer Kpop even over this

You'd prefer Kpop because the doll like faces of the overly botox'd, plastic AF singers reminds you of the dead bodies you cream your unclit to every night.

 

[Deleted member 1105]

Ashley is based. Y’all just haters.