Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[EKotch]

sig what the fuck man. did cj fuck with you or something? there's no way you can be this dumb to repeat the same exact mistake from two years ago. i don't care how based or not baiting the feds is to you or i, but it was all for nothing at the cost of your own forum you main in. you ruined it for not just everyone but yourself too.

After Vex did his story on Joshua Moon, he wanted to cancel his account which I did.

It should be noted Vex was the one who reported SIG the first time, as a joke according to him. He didn't expect the feds to actually respond to it.

I reported the site both to the FBI and their host last week. Good, if some isolated programmer schizoid wants to play little games where he's giving a platform to rightwing extremists so they can post pictures of my dead relatives' graves then he gets to win stupid prizes.

literally all lolcow was is a bunch of prolific shitposters and wannabe thread OPs. i highly doubt anyone has actual rightwing extremist views as most of the shit we say is meant to be absurd for shock value or bait or some shit. same deal with sig except his post went too far to where feds actually had to look into it, regardless of being factual or not.
as for the grave shit, maybe you shouldn't have stirred up the hive. you do realize you could've just not have been a retard online and not get documented by losers online like us or KF? you're in your late 30s, so you should've but of course you'd never understand it, that's why you are and will always be a lolcow.
so congrats? do enjoy this short power trip you got in your head, taking down a practically dead forum.

 

[fnaarf]

So instead of being a grown man and going away he's devoted to following me site to site

you are literally punishing yourself by choosing to come here and engage with him on this dumpster fire website instead of going to KF or like. doing anything else with your life at all. I know you're in hormonal withdrawals from not getting your daily verbal lashings but come ON why ONIONFARMS of all the fucking places

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

you are literally punishing yourself by choosing to come here and engage with him on this dumpster fire website instead of going to KF or like. doing anything else with your life at all. I know you're in hormonal withdrawals from not getting your daily verbal lashings but come ON why ONIONFARMS of all the fucking places

Said the person who also doesn't need to post here.

 

[fnaarf]

Said the person who also doesn't need to post here.

yeah true but mostly I'm trying to nudge Ashley into coming back to KF. baby we made a whole new chatroom for you to play in

 

[Deleted User]

yeah true but mostly I'm trying to nudge Ashley into coming back to KF. baby we made a whole new chatroom for you to play in

how she gonna do that if she cant make socks?

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

yeah true but mostly I'm trying to nudge Ashley into coming back to KF. baby we made a whole new chatroom for you to play in

no

 

[fnaarf]

how she gonna do that if she cant make socks? View attachment 13710

registration is back open now!

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

registration is back open now!

why don't you go back to KF.

 

[EKotch]

the one thing i miss most about lolcow is my matt harris op and the term Efrikan i threw around first on there.
what are the rules/limitations to threads on here? better not be gay like KF.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

the one thing i miss most about lolcow is my matt harris op and the term Efrikan i threw around first on there.
what are the rules/limitations to threads on here? better not be gay like KF.

Literally none. Go wild.

 

[fnaarf]

why don't you go back to KF.

bored

 

[Deleted User]

Literally none. Go wild.

the warnings on my thread say otherwise

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

There's a detectable trend here with losers who call me mentally ill getting visited by cops.

What police are you talking about Ashley? I've never received any visits by the police over shitposting on Onionfarms.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

the warnings on my thread say otherwise
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Those warnings were ironic. I didn't apply any warning points.
Also, no rules applies to staff too

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

the one thing i miss most about lolcow is my matt harris op and the term Efrikan i threw around first on there.
what are the rules/limitations to threads on here? better not be gay like KF.

By and large as long as you are not posting illegal content or advocating credible genuine violence against someone (i.e. Sigposting), I would say I'm more lenient than Null.

 

[Deleted User]

You can quote that and squeal petulantly about it, I mean it.

 

[EKotch]

Fuck you.

whether you choose to believe it or not, we're giving you potentially the best advice that currently benefits yourself the most here.
most people would just up and tell you to off yourself for being a deranged faggot.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Literally every piece of shit who fucks with me ends up getting visits from the fbi or slapped with criminal charges for behaving like a harmful psychopath and this creepy bitch who was used as a fleshlight by her racist religion nut dad still thinks I'm the one losing here. Go back in your hole.

 

[fnaarf]

Did you seriously laugh that some psychopathic child abuser at border patrol flaunted the fact she makes kids suffer and that's somehow epically owning me?

yes, because it's hilarious that you called in to bitch at ICE like a Karen instead of going to physically protest or do anything useful

Fnaarf I hope Karl gets to rape and kill you before he dies

stop skinwalking me! I know you have a consensual nonconsent fetish but the fact that you want to look like me in your fantasy is really creepy

Fuck you.

no

Literally every piece of shit who fucks with me ends up getting visits from the fbi or slapped with criminal charges for behaving like a harmful psychopath

Karl and I haven't had either, although I did break a bowl and get glass shards over my entire kitchen floor :(

this creepy bitch who was used as a fleshlight by her racist religion nut dad

ashley if I go to the trouble of telling you precious memories about my loved ones could you please write them down so you can keep them straight? in the Ashleyverse (no relation to real life) my mom is the religious nut and my dad was the sad alkie.

 

[thefrogninja]

...this creepy bitch who was used as a fleshlight by her racist religion nut dad...

Miss Ashley, who might you be referring to here?