Lolcow 🐮 - General Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[Dumbchan]

A kid was handling a lolcow site? Color me surprised.

 

[GLAAD]

Feel bad for cocker, hope things get better. Rest in power, legend !!!

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

also should probably give context that the fbi actually phoned cockjockey about the fedposts.

The United States, UK, New Zealand, Canada, and Australia are known as the five eyes in the intelligence world. They take crap like this very seriously. Anyway, I hope CJocker can take a rest and move on. This is nothing a 17 year old should have to handle.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

You need to remove my name from your awful looking creepy website.

We like you just the way you are.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Who is "we" you die alone nobody? There's maybe 3 people here and they're all as equally insane and isolated as you are.

How can we be insane and isolated? The voices in my head keep me more than company.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

A kid was handling a lolcow site? Color me surprised.

Come to think of it, this whole thing looks very suspicious. I am getting vibes that Siggy did this deliberately just to fuck CJocker over.

 

[SIGBUS]

You need to remove my name from your awful looking creepy website.

first stop derailing threads like a jewish loser

 

[ecto_plasma]

Onion Farms always wins

 

[Deleted User]

Onion Farms always wins

 

[naught]

His parents need to get him in therapy to curb the dysfunctional behavior he's learned from deranged imageboards and stalker websites. What the fuck were "SIGSEGV" or any of those other losers doing hanging out with and communicating with someone who'd be a Junior in high school when they're all well into their 20's at least? Sigsegv was posting Elaine Miller's underaged nudes and taunting her on there, too.

based ashley!

first stop derailing threads like a jewish loser

shut up nigger ashley is funny, something that cant be said about you.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

When is lolcow.org coming back?

 

[naught]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

When is lolcow.org coming back?

 

[naught]

When is lolcow.org coming back?

god you .org faggots are the worst

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

god you .org faggots are the worst

I don't understand how a tryhard like SIG could attract such low effort retards the way he did.

 

[naught]

cause effort is like gay dood! (frantically checks post to make sure it has the right amount of shitposter nomenclature and man i dont even care energy!)

 

[El Santo?]

Lmao, Ashley's doing great!

 

[El Santo?]

It just took you less than 2 minutes to reply to me, Ashley. Have you been camping here, hitting refresh over and over, hoping I show up, since last week? I'm betting yes.

 

[naught]

What's up Karl? How are you processing the information that your only friends in this world were a bunch of losers literally grooming a little kid into maintaining a stalking website? Isn't that depressing?

the depressing part is when you realize cjocker was the most competent one.

Lmao, Ashley's doing great!

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It just took you less than 2 minutes to reply to me, Ashley. Have you been camping here, hitting refresh over and over, hoping I show up, since last week? I'm betting yes.

i dont believe you and the lolcow.org posters are anything but fellow terminally online shitposters and the fact you lot like to act as if you arent is gay af.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

It just took you less than 2 minutes to reply to me, Ashley. Have you been camping here, hitting refresh over and over, hoping I show up, since last week? I'm betting yes.

hahaha
cheers you on
SO TRUE!!!

 

[Gamercat]

the depressing part is when you realize cjocker was the most competent one.


i dont believe you and the lolcow.org posters are anything but fellow terminally online shitposters and the fact you lot like to act as if you arent is gay af.

" you're so mature for your age"