Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[naught]

Miss Ashley, who might you be referring to here?

iirc she means @Fnaarf who alleges theyre a women.

 

[SIGBUS]

based ashley!

shut up n1gger ashley is funny, something that cant be said about you.

1 time it's funny, a gorillion times isn't

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

1 time it's funny, a gorillion times isn't

6 gorgillion times is hilarious though. Law of diminishing -> returning returns.

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

yes, because it's hilarious that you called in to bitch at ICE like a Karen instead of going to physically protest or do anything useful

stop skinwalking me! I know you have a consensual nonconsent fetish but the fact that you want to look like me in your fantasy is really creepy

no

Karl and I haven't had either, although I did break a bowl and get glass shards over my entire kitchen floor :(

ashley if I go to the trouble of telling you precious memories about my loved ones could you please write them down so you can keep them straight? in the Ashleyverse (no relation to real life) my mom is the religious nut and my dad was the sad alkie.

I will see you weeping

 

[thefrogninja]

You're laughing... Sig & Cjocker are getting deep-dicked in Guantanamo Bay and you're laughing...

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Lol they're not at gitmo, they got white boy waggled *deemed too stupid and insane to even carry out a mass shooting*

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

I love skinwalking so damn much. I love biinng navajo and commiting unspeakable sins that give me the power to shift into the body of something which isn't me

 

[fnaarf]

I will see you weeping

ok, morbius

 

[Cringe Jockey]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

also should probably give context that the fbi actually phoned cockjockey about the fedposts.

Why the fuck did SIG and Slan want an Australian teenager hosting their website anyways. All of this was so obviously going to cause problems.

the depressing part is when you realize cjocker was the most competent one.

lol. no

I wish everybody in this thread a very happy kill yourselves.

This is now the official onion farms quad posting thread btw

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Why the fuck did SIG and Slan want an Australian teenager hosting their website anyways. All of this was so obviously going to cause problems.

Because it was CJocker's name on the contract. It was CJocker that would take the heat. Sig could SigPost walk away laughing and basically leave CJocker with egg on his face.

 

[Deleted member 1105]

The idea of Slanus hosting any site is laughable.

 

[thefrogninja]

is it pronounced sla-nis or slay-nis?

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

Lol is Karl banned?

 

[Ashley Hutsell Jankowski]

ok, morbius

Did dad prefer your mouth or your ass more

 

[SIGBUS]

cockjocker is currently in the process handing over the site to j666. he's apparently taking his time tho.

also should probably give context that the fbi actually phoned cockjockey about the fedposts.

if cjocker fails to or slan sucks at managing a website i will just host my own splinter

 

[fnaarf]

Did dad prefer your mouth or your ass more

lol

 

[El Santo?]

Lol is Karl banned?

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

 

[Mad Hatter]

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

You've never been anything but a an annoying cocksleeve and no one cares enough about you to ban you

 

[naught]

I've never been banned from any website or forum.

yeah, you seem the type to follow codes of conduct. not out of some sense of moral obligation but from cowardice.

You've never been anything but a an annoying cocksleeve and no one cares enough about you to ban you

quality username!

Lol is Karl banned?

yes.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

if cjocker fails to or slan sucks at managing a website i will just host my own splinter

I have domains that are sitting doing nothing and they are totally paid up so if you want to host another forum I can pitch in.