KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

[snailslime]

look, i'm famous
(why are null simps so cringy?)

 

[naught]

I nominate Spectre_06 to come to Onionfarms.

Fuck you buddy.
>:(

 

[storms of the rider]

Double-poosting (? ) but it looks like Josh has finally started to notice that he has an attention-whoring sperg shitting up his Ethan/IBS threads.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-december-16th-2020-revenge-porn-arrest.81547/post-8324058
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And now this BTFO'd dork has added a gay disclaimer under his avatar.
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I will never understand how Spectre has managed to go so long without being halaled. His entire shtick is that he just inserts himself into Internet faggotry, touches the poop, acts like he has access to privileged information, and then inevitably gets caught spouting made-up bullshit alongside whatever actual kernels of truth he might've had to share. (Well, when he's not LARPing as an Army Man with a direct line to General Mattis, anyway.)

If Spectre decided to join here, spectre should become firstly a resident of tard cage for a while.

 

[Mario]

Double-poosting (? ) but it looks like Josh has finally started to notice that he has an attention-whoring sperg shitting up his Ethan/IBS threads.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-december-16th-2020-revenge-porn-arrest.81547/post-8324058
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And now this BTFO'd dork has added a gay disclaimer under his avatar.
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I will never understand how Spectre has managed to go so long without being halaled. His entire shtick is that he just inserts himself into Internet faggotry, touches the poop, acts like he has access to privileged information, and then inevitably gets caught spouting made-up bullshit alongside whatever actual kernels of truth he might've had to share. (Well, when he's not LARPing as an Army Man with a direct line to General Mattis, anyway.)

On Spectre, I think he is overshadowed by the people who surround him and that is why he doesn't get as much heat. Reminds me a lot of Gator who now has his own thread but before the subforum all discussion of him was kept in the Ralph thread. A rekaita subforum(Forgot how to spell his name) would definitely include a thread on him but otherwise I don't think he is interesting enough for a thread.

If Spectre decided to join here, spectre should become firstly a resident of tard cage for a while.

The tardcage is my home and I will not accept any immigrants.

 

[Noghoul]

Double-poosting (? ) but it looks like Josh has finally started to notice that he has an attention-whoring sperg shitting up his Ethan/IBS threads.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-december-16th-2020-revenge-porn-arrest.81547/post-8324058
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And now this BTFO'd dork has added a gay disclaimer under his avatar.
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I will never understand how Spectre has managed to go so long without being halaled. His entire shtick is that he just inserts himself into Internet faggotry, touches the poop, acts like he has access to privileged information, and then inevitably gets caught spouting made-up bullshit alongside whatever actual kernels of truth he might've had to share. (Well, when he's not LARPing as an Army Man with a direct line to General Mattis, anyway.)

Before the infamous shill known as @SIGSEGV goes around making more fake and gay accusations, no, I'm not Spectre_06

 

[OnionizedFerret]

A rekaita subforum(Forgot how to spell his name) would definitely include a thread on him but otherwise I don't think he is interesting enough for a thread.

You could make a Rekieta orbiters thread considering how many autists flock to him for attention.

 

[Azusa]

You could make a Rekieta orbiters thread considering how many autists flock to him for attention.

Ooh, yeah! I remember there was that one car autist that would send Nick Superchats and talk about how he designed cars (in some video game, like not actually real cars) after various people involved in the Weeb Wars nonsense. It was the gayest thing ever and I'm cringing just recollecting it now.

 

[Noghoul]

Ooh, yeah! I remember there was that one car autist that would send Nick Superchats and talk about how he designed cars (in some video game, like not actually real cars) after various people involved in the Weeb Wars nonsense. It was the gayest thing ever and I'm cringing just recollecting it now.

Based and half-dudepilled

 

[OnionizedFerret]

Ooh, yeah! I remember there was that one car autist that would send Nick Superchats and talk about how he designed cars (in some video game, like not actually real cars) after various people involved in the Weeb Wars nonsense. It was the gayest thing ever and I'm cringing just recollecting it now.

I remember him. That was pretty funny to me. Its like peak "pay attention to me internet daddy!". And dont forget about all the "my entire family just died in a fire" superchats.

 

[Noghoul]

I remember him. That was pretty funny to me. Its like peak "pay attention to me internet daddy!". And dont forget about all the "my entire family just died in a fire" superchats.

"b-but he called me when I was in the hospital once!"

 

[Azusa]

I remember him. That was pretty funny to me. Its like peak "pay attention to me internet daddy!". And dont forget about all the "my entire family just died in a fire" superchats.

I went fishing and found one of the superchats ?

They were always like $20 superchats too, which meant Nick would always stop whatever he was doing to read them.

EDIT: Found one of the "Plz notice me Internet Dad" superchats posted around the same time. Fucking $50 for a superchat, my god.

 

[OnionizedFerret]

I went fishing and found one of the superchats ?
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They were always like $20 superchats too, which meant Nick would always stop whatever he was doing to read them.

Man, I'm so glad I had a dad growing up.

 

[Whales Forever]

Double-poosting (? ) but it looks like Josh has finally started to notice that he has an attention-whoring sperg shitting up his Ethan/IBS threads.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-december-16th-2020-revenge-porn-arrest.81547/post-8324058
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And now this BTFO'd dork has added a gay disclaimer under his avatar.
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I will never understand how Spectre has managed to go so long without being halaled. His entire shtick is that he just inserts himself into Internet faggotry, touches the poop, acts like he has access to privileged information, and then inevitably gets caught spouting made-up bullshit alongside whatever actual kernels of truth he might've had to share. (Well, when he's not LARPing as an Army Man with a direct line to General Mattis, anyway.)

The KF thread about us bitches about us having worse users, but kiwis remember, you have spectre.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The KF thread about us bitches about us having worse users, but kiwis remember, you have spectre.

They also don't have me anymore :^)

 

[Ronald Rump]

Not sure how we can have worse posters than KF when KF has.... shit, pick a Kiwi's name out of a hat

 

[SIGSEGV]

Not sure how we can have worse posters than KF when KF has.... shit, pick a Kiwi's name out of a hat

Deadpool. Imagine a-logging a literal schizophrenic for over a year.

 

[Need For Sneed]

If Spectre decided to join here, spectre should become firstly a resident of tard cage for a while.

Can't someone at least halal him first? I would, but I'm a lazy cunt. Even if I wasn't a lazy cunt, I couldn't dox my way out of a wet paper bag.

You could make a Rekieta orbiters thread considering how many autists flock to him for attention.

Such as that Canadian faggot that invited himself around to Chateau Rackets and gave everyone (especially Ty) the shits during the 2020 election livestreams.

yeah... I know "Canadian faggot" is a tautology. Fight me.

 

[Tom Nook]

pick a Kiwi's name out of a hat

Chickenfoot, Syaoran Li, Null (is this one cheating?), Jack Edelweiss (satan too but he's gone), etc.

 

[Null]

Deadpool. Imagine a-logging a literal schizophrenic for over a year.

He left sweet love-letters on my profile.

 

[Noghoul]

He left sweet love-letters on my profile.
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my COMPUTER is turning on, what a wonderful day for poosting... GOOD MORNING @Icasaracht'S PROFILE. I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't POOSTED yet. It's time to hop onto my poweruser throne and machinegun smash my China-made semi broken 20 year old keyboard with my roided doom fingers once again! *AGGRESSIVE TYPING* HUH. I-is that a-a shitpoosting general threadl!? HHHHNG UH. I- *begins the ritual* I MUST TYPE. MMMMMMMMNNNNFFFFF. NNNNG. AAAAAAGGH. NNNNG. HHNG-RNNG. OH GOD. AAAAAGHHH. UUUUUUH. AAAAAAGH. O-OH FUCK. NNNNNNG. MMMMFFFMNNNNFFF. UGGGH. UUUNG MMMFFFFNNNFFF. AAAAGH *smashes desk* I'M... P-POOSTING. (poost) I'M... (poost) I'M POOSTING (poost) I'M... POOSTING. *writer block eliminated, text based gift starts to emerge in the screen* (poost) I'M (poost) POOSTING. I'M POOSTING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH. OOOH FUCK. AAAANNNNHHHGGGG. POOOOOOOSTING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (poost) NO. (poost) NOAAAAAAGH. OH FUCK 50 PAGES. (POOOOOST) AAAAAAAAAAAGH. OHHHHHHH. NNNNGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *starts coughing in parasocial relationship* OH fuck. Nnng. Oh fuck. Oh jesus. Oh shi- oh fuck. SSNNNNIFFF. *Completely exhausted from the TL;DR magnitude of the poost* Oh fuck. ohhhh... ohhhhh. there you are, my fanfic-adjacent gift to the world. My son... My son... (o-oh fuck) Well, time to get some breakfast.

Actually... A little poost first wouldn't hurt.