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KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

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Or she's dating a janny who jannies for her, like the head janny.
What is more likely? Some random radfem squitter bint (this is the concept, right?) is dating joshy, ooooorrrrrr... lidl is a janny sock (and statistically likely to be male). See?

If you want to ship, go ahead. Because that's all you are really doing, isn't it? Maybe a sad attempt to gay op some clout from the kwiffar?

I'll go over it one more time... It was two minutes MAX. That is "lidl" reading the sass, and then... hopping on the main janny account and slap a pink triangle. There is no time for messaging someone, then that person pressing the pink triangle button.

I've been through this with Gays. You are just like Gays. If something doesn't fit your shipping forecast, you get all dinny, case in point, Gays and The Russian Connection. Gays really didn't (still doesn't) have the smarts to understand what I was going on about (although it was a simple and obvious point). It's the same here. You really don't have intellectual capacity to understand what I'm going on about.

Btw, I studied The Right Pissant when I was in my teens. For context. Feel free to fantasize about the broom and some stuffed bra wymbymnist.
 
Thinking null is in a physical relationship with anyone is equally schizo tbqhwy. There's no way he would be able to keep himself from bringing it up. We've seen how he flies off the handle every time he faces any kind of criticism and how he exaggerates his (meagre) computer touching accomplishments. I don't think he could hold his water being called a kissless incel if he was getting his hole on the reg.
If he told people then she would immediately be attacked by all of the hundreds of people who hate him and probably leave, so the only way to keep her around is to not tell anyone about it. I do believe it's physical since she bakes birthday cake for him and he has been complaining about the covid vaccine for greencard applicants so I assume he is planning on bringing her with him back to the US. I don't think you can get a Greencard for someone you have never met.
 
No, you're right, every time Lidl gets pissed off a sophisticated system of levers, jannies and trannies go into effect immediately banhammering the non-believers/ women who profess to wear tight clothing. It's definitely not just a fat nerd flicking between browser tabs.
 
People saying he has a secret girlfriend is some really autistic deviant art fan fiction dot net parasocial (he doesn't care about you) behavior.
 
Reason: Secret cat secret girlfriend what's next a secret foreskin?
Also it's pretty ironic to throw the term gunt guarding around when one of the users gunt guarding null to make him seem like less of a loser is called gunt chat regular and you keep saying where we gunt one we gunt all or whatever it was.
 
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lidl shaming all the women who are infertile. jk. lidl is carrying on the LARP with the "Women provide the gift of life" bit. Think women can Immaculately conceive? Nutter. btw, let's not forget the Dad that the teen mom mooched of off for years.
 
Not to be confused with Ethan Klein. Who is not to be confused with Calvin Klein. Not to be confused with Calvin and Hobbs. Who are not to be confused with hobs which are house spirits.
 
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