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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
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People saying he has a secret girlfriend is some really autistic deviant art fan fiction dot net parasocial (he doesn't care about you) behavior.
Reason: Secret cat secret girlfriend what's next a secret foreskin?
Also it's pretty ironic to throw the term gunt guarding around when one of the users gunt guarding null to make him seem like less of a loser is called gunt chat regular and you keep saying where we gunt one we gunt all or whatever it was.
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Nektar Geist
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lidl shaming all the women who are infertile. jk. lidl is carrying on the LARP with the "Women provide the gift of life" bit. Think women can Immaculately conceive? Nutter. btw, let's not forget the Dad that the teen mom mooched of off for years.
youthful_ shannel
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Honest question, what does understanding that Lidl is a Null sock have to do with Ethan Ralph?
Not to be confused with Ethan Klein. Who is not to be confused with Calvin Klein. Not to be confused with Calvin and Hobbs. Who are not to be confused with hobs which are house spirits.
Nektar Geist
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Nothing. Nada. Sweet Fanny Adams. Only a moron would think otherwise. As we've seen.
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josh doesn't have time to do that, he's busy perfecting sneedforo
youthful_ shannel
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No @Fatatouille, you did it with me earlier too. I don't always get Ralph references, so I just ignored it.
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GuntChatRegular2
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You guys are really starting to make me sympathetic towards her when you a-log her wishing women a happy mothers day. Out of all the truly dumb shit she posts you had to pick the one thing that sounds like a normal person wrote it.
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He just white knights all the rejects because his main is still in the sperg cage.
youthful_ shannel
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You wouldn't be the first dude on the internet to simp over a fag.
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I honestly don't think that Null would be catfished by a man after avoiding it for 10 years with many people trying, but I understand that everyone on here has to interpret everything he does in the least charitable way possible. I already said that I don't think you can apply for a greencard for someone you have never met so they have met up at least once if they aren't living together already and considering Null has turned down a lot of women (Elaine, Meigh, DVNC) and seems to have high standards of what he is looking for despite being a fat fuck himself I'd wager a guess that Lidl isn't as hideous as she makes herself out to be. At least pretty enough for Null to simp for her to this degree. She is certainly offering him something in return for his services. He wouldn't be the first man to fall for a woman who makes up for being insane with other... assets.
lol no thats just how the typical Man-Hate thread goes. I've had trouble reading it since my eyes are rolling out of my head reading the posts that imply all Women are born dryads of the tree mother and only through the corruption of man ever do anything bad.
Which is a misogynistic implication in itself. That women are just empty headed bimbos that have no will of their own.
Horseshoe theory is real I guess
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which is why Lidl vaporizes whenever someone asks her point-blank about her relationship with Null. He doesn't want to have lying on record, he's relying on omission hard.
Almost like that was your position from the get-go or something. Hmm.
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