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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
[membersonly]Is the members only thing actually breaking quoting? I just want to force anyone creeping on me to have to sign in but I'll quit doing it if it's doing all that.
And it's not like you usually tag me when replying lol.[/membersonly]
@Fatatouille yeah you can't quote posts with Login to see the hidden content in, apparently.
The Crimson Fucker
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edgy bastard
Yes, it is breaking quotes. But all I was going to say was I mispressed that sticker for a particular message while coughing on a dab and didn't realize.
Reason: I meant to give the aquateen one real American because we were just doing funny pvp. Seen that funny sock username btw, it gave me a good laugh.
[membersonly]Based obnoxious gimmick
And I've kept sticker notifications turned off on all my accounts since like a year and a half before Josh took them away.
I'm either upset or glad about this dab induced sticker mispress though
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The Crimson Fucker
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
I mispress all the time but usually catch it right away but this time I was too busy catching my breath 
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
The only "evidence" that Lidl is a man is a single screenshot of Lidl saying "I am too much of a gentleman to do that" after someone asked her to share DMs people have sent her, which to me reads like an obvious joke but again there are way too many people on here who don't understand that like 90% of her posts are shitposts meant to rile up men and people like Nektar Geist get baited every time.
The theory Lidl is a gay man was floated first by Gays From LA, who himself is a literal gay man in love with Null who just projects himself onto Null's girlfriend because he is severely mentally ill and has proudly admitted that he has never read a single post from the man hate thread and his reasoning for saying Lidl isn't a woman is "because women don't say mean things or racist slurs and don't call other women whores (lmao) and aren't homophobic". Thats because he is a boomer who has never once talked to a single young woman who is terminally online.
Everything else like "people get banned after interacting with her" or "she knows everything about Null and always defends him" is explained by her being Null's girlfriend.
The theory Lidl is a gay man was floated first by Gays From LA, who himself is a literal gay man in love with Null who just projects himself onto Null's girlfriend because he is severely mentally ill and has proudly admitted that he has never read a single post from the man hate thread and his reasoning for saying Lidl isn't a woman is "because women don't say mean things or racist slurs and don't call other women whores (lmao) and aren't homophobic". Thats because he is a boomer who has never once talked to a single young woman who is terminally online.
Everything else like "people get banned after interacting with her" or "she knows everything about Null and always defends him" is explained by her being Null's girlfriend.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Absolutely hilarious. You think Null found a girlfriend who is exactly like him in every way, hates all of his enemies as much as he does and finds Nulleque men to be super, seriously sexy?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Again. lidl is a janny (pink triangle, less than two minutes, so... lidl sees cheeky back, talk, boom, triangle, that's a janny). Which female janny is it? Ofc, people without the ability to think critically....
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You know Josh can change user permissions at any time right? AnOminous still has broom powers despite having a retired badge and Lidl could have been given broom powers without receiving any badge.
Or she could just holler at him from the couch to do her bidding. But no, of course, it has to be someone on the official janny list.[/membersonly]
Yeah, however could an e-celeb with a literal cult find a typical girlfriend? He managed to make fuck before the cult was formed but now there's obviously no way someone would hook up with him, because the Onion Farms circle jerk said so
You're literally schizophrenic, so muh critical thinking and all is quite lol.
You know Josh can change user permissions at any time right? AnOminous still has broom powers despite having a retired badge and Lidl could have been given broom powers without receiving any badge.
Or she could just holler at him from the couch to do her bidding. But no, of course, it has to be someone on the official janny list.[/membersonly]
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Yes, people in relationships take on each other's opinions. Same as he took on her opinions on women and feminism. Of course his girlfriend is defensive of him and hates people who make fun of him, because insulting her mate choice is also an insult on her.
Or she's dating a janny who jannies for her, like the head janny.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Yes, true and honest femcels love to change their entire personality to suit men.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
We don't know what her personality was like before she met Null. Have you never dated anyone? Do you think people remain exactly the same as they were before entering into a relationship with someone else?
It's a weird point to make "She agrees with him on everything that means they aren't in a relationship" maybe that's why they are in a relationship?
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
There's a difference between sharing interests and sharing a personality.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
I've never seen Lidl sperg out over China or flags or silver coins or any of that other shit Null is interested in. She seems to be into baking, make-up and hating men judging by her twitter likes. They have a lot of overlapping opinion like hating anime, trannies and homosexual men, but that doesn't mean they have exactly the same personality. You know that you have to have things in common and want the same things in life when you want to have a functional relationship, right?
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It's incredibly normal for people in a relationship to behave like each other, especially when one of them is an unironic cult leader
Shannel's had a lot of weird points recently. Perfectly down to engage in kayfabe that would ultimately be harmless for Josh but once the truth comes up, which would cause a significant rift in KF, it's time to gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss
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Thinking null is in a physical relationship with anyone is equally schizo tbqhwy. There's no way he would be able to keep himself from bringing it up. We've seen how he flies off the handle every time he faces any kind of criticism and how he exaggerates his (meagre) computer touching accomplishments. I don't think he could hold his water being called a kissless incel if he was getting his hole on the reg.
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Idk, I'd say lying by omission is one of his talents. Though you're probably right since I imagine he wouldn't be such a miserable bitch if she were actually there with him. It would explain his desire to return to America since there's nothing else for him here[/membersonly]
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
René Descartes - Wikipedia
Immanuel Kant - Wikipedia
If you want to ship, go ahead. Because that's all you are really doing, isn't it? Maybe a sad attempt to gay op some clout from the kwiffar?
I'll go over it one more time... It was two minutes MAX. That is "lidl" reading the sass, and then... hopping on the main janny account and slap a pink triangle. There is no time for messaging someone, then that person pressing the pink triangle button.
I've been through this with Gays. You are just like Gays. If something doesn't fit your shipping forecast, you get all dinny, case in point, Gays and The Russian Connection. Gays really didn't (still doesn't) have the smarts to understand what I was going on about (although it was a simple and obvious point). It's the same here. You really don't have intellectual capacity to understand what I'm going on about.
Btw, I studied The Right Pissant when I was in my teens. For context. Feel free to fantasize about the broom and some stuffed bra wymbymnist.
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Thesis: Lidl is his girlfriend
Antithesis: Lidl is a janny
Synthesis: Lidl is his girlfriend and Josh gave her account janny permissions
Explain the flaw in this logic? I agree, she likely has broom powers but this is easily explained by Josh clicking a few buttons to enable her account to use them. Take your dementia meds, boomer.
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What sort of lowest class swamp do you have to be from to mutilate English like this? Anyway
Thesis: Lidl is his girlfriend
Antithesis: Lidl is a janny
Synthesis: Lidl is his girlfriend and Josh gave her account janny permissions
Explain the flaw in this logic? I agree, she likely has broom powers but this is easily explained by Josh clicking a few buttons to enable her account to use them. Take your dementia meds, boomer.
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