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KF Speculation ๐Ÿค” Lidl Drip

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Anyway, it's all a smoke screen, this discussion. Notice that Dyn (convicted baby rapist, no, it never gets old) hasn't posted (on the Dyn account at least) since... the 21st of March. What's that all about?
A note on Dyn - Even though he has no account activity since the 21st, he has been coming online. It's possible he's been using the chat, though I don't keep track of that.
 
you cling to null talking about cat shota porn many years ago with a deathgrip as if it explains or can explain everything that has happened to him since
nothing is that simple
You're right, I'm sure it's not that simple, but he's getting the same standard applied to him as they apply to all their lolcows. Sword cuts both ways.
 
Older man... joshy's Daddy issues would like that... But your first mistake... this guy has a job. Dyn has NEVER had a job. Even before the conviction for raping babies.
He'd have plenty of time to shitpost while sitting around the firehouse waiting for a call. But I don't know much about him so you are probably right.
 
You're right, I'm sure it's not that simple
He whacked off to neko shota, his Dad was absent, his Mum was CLEARLY domineering, as well as violent and mentally unstable, who took him to Pride. He is such the Le Homophobic, that only the truly closeted iron can achieve.
But I don't know much about him so you are probably right.
joshy likes Chinky twinks. Look at the piss skins that he keeps round (even tho they have done stuff that would get them retired, if they didn't openly soapy tit wank the broom).

Also, Zhen... C'mon, why the fuck you giving unknown (but obvz in the ks) dosh to a guy who didn't bother to turn up? What kind of relationship is that? Rent boy blackmailing the MP type relationship?
 
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What a simp, he knows null has blind rages too.
You think some girl wants to blow a fat, elder edgelord so he can let her ban whoever she wants on his gossip forum?
Truly what every woman craves.
I've always shipped Null with The Last Stand
TLS doesn't deserve that.
 
Truly what every woman craves.
I love it when his simps pretend he's not the polar opposite of what makes an attractive man.

Is he skinny? no.
Does he have a nice voice? no.
Is he handsome? no.
Is he level headed? no.
Is he funny? not really.
Is he misogynistic? Yes!

I suppose the nicest think you can say about him is that he isn't balding, as far as we know...
oh, and what do you know, Lidl has gone off about hating bald people a lot!
 
He is unintentionally funny, hence why I follow him as a lolcow.
I think this is something lurkers from the other farms should take note of, this thread is not some holy war against Null, that war is taking place on discord servers across the internet. This thread is simply a lolcow thread, we view and discuss the lolcow, please don't take it so seriously you silly socks.
 
I love it when his simps pretend he's not the polar opposite of what makes an attractive man.

Is he skinny? no.
Does he have a nice voice? no.
Is he handsome? no.
Is he level headed? no.
Is he funny? not really.
Is he misogynistic? Yes!

I suppose the nicest think you can say about him is that he isn't balding, as far as we know...
oh, and what do you know, Lidl has gone off about hating bald people a lot!
don't forget manlet, he's a serious fucking manlet
 
He is unintentionally funny, hence why I follow him as a lolcow.
The only time lidl null and dyn are ever funny is unintentionally. The only time I remember dyn being funny for example was in the man hate thread when he was grovelling at the feet of femcels.
 
I just can't imagine null being ok with anyone but himself doing this shit and obsessing over him as seen by him banning other women for it.

The people trying to say null is actually dating and fucking some fat femcel arguing that "null would settle for it unless you're saying null has higher standards" forget that both null is a narcissistic perma virgin partially because his impossible standards. Not to mention the fact that even a land whale (no meat how hideous) would say null isn't good enough for her especially if she's a femcel who hates all men. The fact null is the only exception proves it's his sock.
 
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An planet descended from... men who sold their sperm... btw, there was an interview with an American woman who had a kid via SD. There is a point in the interview (R4 is all I can remember, it was a couple of decades ago, by now) this bint talks about the kid, one day, asking "Who is my Dad?" And this bint acts SURPRISED that the kid would ask a question. Oh, there was no interview with her child (who was grown up by the time of the interview... Guess the kid didn't stay in touch, huh?

Again, children who grow up not knowing their Father, those kids suffer a massive disadvantage. Personality disorders, sexual hang ups... Y'know?
 
An planet descended from... men who sold their sperm
Yeah, that would be horrible for genetic diversity and ultimately extremely dysgenic. I watched a documentary once about a homeless schizophrenic man who has dozens of offspring because the sperm bank didn't know/care he was mentally ill, only that he had a post secondary degree and blue eyes/blonde hair.
They only found out when half siblings almost dated by accident and had to create an online database that just kept expanding. Even "good" sperm shouldn't be used excessively because of harms to the genetic diversity of humanity, let alone some schizo's sperm; one of the most heritable mental illnesses.
 
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Jim isn't fat, as far as we know... Gunt did lose that weight, and if we are talking about retarded... as for lazy... IRL GUnt is kino, always (think about it), Metocuck did all those InternetAristo(?) vids (because, let's not forget, joshy et al cunts, wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him, he died, but they still talk about him).

Yes, lidl is talking about joshy. joshy... who will be (sincerely) never as much as a man as gunt. Ever.
 
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