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wasnt he thirteen when he said that
No. That's the kind of thing a janny (like Autistic Spite) would say.
you care too much about what kfers say and not what they actually do
Oh, this old chestnut. What's joshy done? He's whacked off to faggot CP in his late teens (luckily he has fellow faggots to sweep for him). He doesn't know his Dad, and his Mum is a violent loony, who took him to Pride.

Note you didn't explain why you think, that I think "lidl is too good for joshy". That's a retarded thing to think. I think lidl is a man, and you don't, that's what we are disagreeing about. The worth of lidl is nothing to do with it.

. That's not even talking about whatever money he has saved from streaming or if he selects an even shittier country to hide in but who are we kidding he never left America.
This is it. He was reviewing a food he couldn't get in the country he claimed he lived in. But yeah, joshy (a faggot with zero skills, zero charm) making it in a country where 90% of his income would go on the Slav gangster threating to kick the shit out of him.

Look what happened to CPR. Nah. joshy wouldn't last 5mins in the XCB. He couldn't hack it in Australia (where exbf Zhen lives).

Still. he does have mentally retarded simps, who'll sweep it up for him. Ofc, those tards (convicted baby rapist inc) cause more trouble for him. Maybe it's the ODD, hmmmm?
 
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It's possible, but not what we were talking about. It's unlikely tho, unless it's "e-dating", which isn't dating. It's what retarded nonces do.

Like Isaac and his grooming server for nonces on that discord.

Do you think that Dyn and lidl are "dating"?
no dyn is clearly a null groupie and would be in the know
his thread on kf on null is controlled op
lidl far more than dyn influencing nulls decisions
as of late nulls been going after lidls enemies
pay attention to how null and lidl interact
like a weak boy simp after his first whiff of vagoo
e-dating is possible but i doubt null is in serbia
hes been trying to use red herrings to throw people off
 
OF has better stickers than KF overall, but I wish here there was something equivalent to deviant. I tended to use it in the place of LMAO or if I knew you were shitposting/trolling and thought it was amusing.
I wish we had an Islamic content onion and drink sticker. Honestly ken should steal all the kf paypig stickers and make them free here.
 

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I've always shipped Null with The Last Stand and Dyn with Laurence Fishburne
You admitted to shipping. Why The Last Stand? Are you a fan of Sunset Blvd? Dude. There is only one woman for the broom. His Mother.

Anyway, it's all a smoke screen, this discussion. Notice that Dyn (convicted baby rapist, no, it never gets old) hasn't posted (on the Dyn account at least) since... the 21st of March. What's that all about?
 
i thought that dvnc too thats the only woman who was really riding nulls dick
other than the peeps who live up his butt and make a home there
The fact he bans others for this but not lidl basically proves they are the same person.
 
My question is, if how Null dealt with DVNC is how he deals with women who thirstpost about him, what does that make Lidl?
Exactly. The fact he hasn't banned lidl for doing what he consistently bans others for proves he is socking. Breaking his own rule which is why he bans anyone too close to the truth making it more obvious.
 
they could be closer than people think
i dont know why nobody entertains that idea
perhaps null actually lives with lidl
people are too hungup on lidl being a man imo
that would explain the msgs to dvncs
arent the both of them into taylor swift? i thought that was strange null would be into swift
Because null doesn't want to defend himself without socking or it look more pathetic (assuming he doesn't get fully caught) and have a pretend femcel defend him as signal boost and self validation.
 
Because null doesn't want to defend himself without socking or it look more pathetic (assuming he doesn't get fully caught) and have a pretend femcel defend him as signal boost and self validation.
he has enough simps to do that for him
its a good story but as femcel is the kinda person nuill would date
lidl causes too much drama in bp
she acts like a standard femcel
remember when lidl had her big blow up on her profile
i think thats becuz null said no to her on something and she went bpd about it
 
You're not allowed to say that Null might have changed his whole personality because a woman is letting him put his penis into her vagina aka Idubbbz on here. It has to be a gay man/tranny catfish/Null himself despite the fact many have tried to catfish Null in the past and he even rejects actual women like dvnc or Elaine who have hit on him because otherwise Null might have a girlfriend which puts him above the average OF user and therefore is impossible.
Null changed his personality because he wants to stick his dick in femcels by larping as one and will never get laid.
 
Reason: He doesn't.
An awful lot of suspicious new socks all showing up around the same time to push the astro-terf narrative that null isn't a perma virgin larping as a femcel to echo his own autistic opinions about women and has sex with a femcel.
 
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Imagine thinking a femcel would fuck any man ever. Pretty sus that the only man a femcel larp alt account wouldn't hate is their main.
so if you think lidl is a man and null is a fag, Doesnt that mean they could still be dating?
Lidl is a gay man. And it is still null because he is a self hating closeted homo. He would clone and fuck himself if he could.
 
Reason: Null catboy arc didn't even take place in the closet.
An awful lot of suspicious new socks all showing up around the same time to push the astro-terf narrative that null isn't a perma virgin larping as a femcel to echo his own autistic opinions about women and has sex with a femcel.
seems more to me like people are tring to distract with an obviously stupid story
theres nothing complimentray about null being in some sorta romance with lidl
theyre both beyond pathetic
yeah yeah lidl isnt real, its just null, dont look into it, dont ask questions
he has these opinions because hes prob seeing lidl lmao
simp men turn on a dime for puss
just look at all the soyboys and ggers that did for it
 
you want the most pathetic story about null to be true
things are never that simple......
i dont even agree its more pathetic to date someone like lidl and let her backseat run the forums
 
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