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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Empresa

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kek what a tool uses AI generated art to reply to a thread thats been dead for 2 weeks.
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
As Plodwinson would say... Yikes. I mean, for a person who complains about groaty men and their dirty thoughts... really? Lidl is saying that they wanted to make a BDSM version of a child character with the brooms head on it... Lidl is a conflicted person.
 

TheAnimeRetard

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When Lidl was a teenage girl (citation needed) guys ruined "her" childhood, nay entire life. Lidl is feeling physically sick about it even now.

Lidl has never had sex with a woman reminder post.
Rule 34 gives it away that he's a man. Most women don't even know what a Rule 34 even is. Fem Kiwis would know sure, but finding out about R34 as a teenager isn't really a thing teenage girls go through as much.
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Rule 34 gives it away that he's a man. Most women don't even know what a Rule 34 even is. Fem Kiwis would know sure, but finding out about R34 as a teenager isn't really a thing teenage girls go through as much.
Has anyone said Lidl isn't? Most people don't add the sex they are every time they talk about the past. "When I was a teenage girl" can be read as "There was a time I wasn't".

Considering the sexual cognitive dissonance going on in Lidl's head, one must assume that Lidl is a danger to kids.
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
kek what a tool uses AI generated art to reply to a thread thats been dead for 2 weeks.

Dude, that AI prompt is literally based on what I wrote here in this earlier post where I addressed him:

I went through more of his MATI posts, and this fucking guy just keeps telling on himself over and over again: "I think it's very normal for women to want to be dominated by a strong man they are attracted to", no honey, it's closeted repressed homosexual bottoms like yourself who want to be dominated by a hairy bear BDSM Eric Cartman cupid like Null. You dream of cupid Null flying into your room late at night and plopping onto your bed as he takes over the reigns. Don't project your own gay domination fantasies onto women, gaycel. You know nothing about what women want. Heck, you only know what women don't want, because you started the "Man Hate" thread to immerse yourself in misandry, effectively as a kind of "gay conversion therapy".

See, he never disputes being a man. He never comes out and says: "LMAO, those dumb gay people at OnionFarms insist that I'm a man, how silly! Everyone on KF knows I'm a woman, come on, it's so ooobvious!". He knows we have his posts where he himself admitted being a man. He can't walk it back. All he can do is post more AI generated Null fan art, because unlike Kay Ann and the rest of the Kiwis who made those Halloween horro film posters, Lidl can't draw any fan art of his own. Where did that artistic gay gene go, Lidl?
 

TheNotRealAsh

Literally Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Address in my banner
Hellovan Onion
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Posting this gay DM I got in this channel specifically because it's obviously related to some posts I rated related to the Lidl Drip autism.

Imagining getting so butt blasted over negrates that you have to DM me and tell me to stop.

He says Josh banned him over his DMs but this kind of spergery is suspect to me and makes me think the ban might be more understandable in his case. He mentioned DMing him about the Sneed Chat and was mad when Null would not change how his website works just because 1 user (Gays From LA) demanded it should be different. Then there's the other thing with him saying Null gaslighted him and he brings that one up often. It is totally in character for Josh to act like that but I'm curious how the DM was now seeing how I got a spergy DM for such a stupid non issue.
You and @The Gays From LA should fight in a mud pit while @thefrogninja acts as the judge.
 

Chrysler Building

Hellovan Onion
I have caught up on the thread. I do not follow Lidl so my only exposure to him/her is through this thread. This is my tl;dr as someone who is consistently Misgendered On the Internet:

Women can and do talk like this. Women do know what Rule 34 is, at least in geeky/fanfiction circles where there's high autism and femcelism/catladies + high porn consumption. Women fanfic writers and other geeky types like Woman IT, follow male dominated areas like compsci, comic bookery, and figure assembly/painting (the Warham/Gundam stuff is especially attractive to a certain breed of autistic female because they can slot it under "crafts" and they enjoy paint and color.) XKCD is one of the oldest webcomics and while there were not many women on the net in the late 90s and 00s, there were more than you think. So when the XKCD came out with this comic:

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Every woman on the internet read it, and it proliferated in female porn spaces like LiveJournal, InsaneJournal, JournalFen, fanfiction.net etc. If you were a young female teen or a middle aged computer nerd femoid then you saw this and incorporated it into your fandom vocabulary.

As for the derogatory and bitter language in those forum posts, all you have to do is go to Ovarit or even lolcow.farm to find women talking in violent, dehumanizing, locker room terms. I understand that many of those posters are male LARPers but the truth is that many, many women think and speak this way in anonymous or woman dominated spaces. I have seen it IRL and online.

My take is that, along with the hypocritical stance femcels/TERFs have on porn (please trust me, these women read Amazon ebook pornos and lots of Supernatural werewolf rape fanfiction), this language and "philosophy" (if you can call it that) is a reactionary stance created in response to places like /pol/. The woman hate mindset was proliferated through 4chan and it used to be rampant on Voat when that was a thing. That was the beginning of men circlejerking over this gender war stuff (usually while having gay porn open in other tabs.) Geeky and/or compsci adjacent women go into these male-dominated spaces all the time because that's where hard/crunchy discussion is. You can see women's presence on the /cgl/ board at 4chan (almost 100% female) and in /jp/ where there is a years-old thread called /blog/: BL and Otome Games General, so we know that they are present and there. If you go on /y/ then you find lots of women and gay men interacting and it's an interesting car crash of the two perspectives on sex as well as the places where they find common ground (more likely than you might think.) (There used to be Vic Mangina threads on /cgl/ where they posted their horror stories of being groped by Vic at cons which is why so many female anime nerds were ready to believe the Kick Vic stuff.) Women go into these anonymous spaces on other boards or on other forums, they see men talking the way they do, and they have a reaction to it. This is partially why misandry has made such deep inroads into female Westerners, because the autistic females who go into 4chan and such bring back screenshots and reports from "the battlefield" so to speak, and they tell their war stories and share what men are posting online.

The reaction to this has been varied but it has resulted in lots of posters like Lidl. It could be that Lidl is not a gay man and is not Josh, Lidl might just be a woman who has been radicalized by the internet and has spent at least a decade in male-dominated spaces, absorbing the ghey rhetoric and seeing the unfiltered thoughts of men in the process. Women have a tendency to take this stuff personally and when they react to it they often unwittingly copy what they are seeing, just flip the (dreaded!!!!!) pronouns. If a woman is a very good chameleon, or if she is able to put her ego aside and just live for the shitposting, then it is very easy to mistake a woman for a man. It is not uncommon for women who post like this to be labelled gay men.
 
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Lidl just has to white knight after Diddler was mean to him and the Kwiffar...
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1. It's unlikely the broom has an actual gf. Pseudo-gf maybe. 2. He is fat. The tard tried to make out his phone weighted the same as an 80s yuppie brick. Lidl didn't watch Punt The Gunt. The guy can only maintain online relationships with pay pigs. He's lonely, regardless of the amount of smoke being blown up his botty by Lidl.

joshy was Diddlers bitch. End of.
 

KampungBoy

Hellovan Onion
Lidl just has to white knight after Diddler was mean to him and the Kwiffar...
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1. It's unlikely the broom has an actual gf. Pseudo-gf maybe. 2. He is fat. The tard tried to make out his phone weighted the same as an 80s yuppie brick. Lidl didn't watch Punt The Gunt. The guy can only maintain online relationships with pay pigs. He's lonely, regardless of the amount of smoke being blown up his botty by Lidl.

joshy was Diddlers bitch. End of.
I can not imagine Null chating up a girl even when he was back in the US so I really do not see him conquering his social anxiety + fear of women + language barrier.
 

GuntChatRegular2

Baby Onion
Forgot my password to my previous account and never got the e-mail to reset it, sorry. I wanted to reply to Gays From LA to say basically the same thing Chrysler Building already said, there are plenty of women who are edgy and say racist and meme shit online. "Women don't talk like that" is not a great reason when it comes to edgelord internet spaces. Lidl is also not from reddit, she is a lolcow.farm refugee, if you go onto that site you will find many femcels just like her saying the same shit. I think Gays From LA isn't actually reading the manhate thread so I don't blame him for thinking Lidl is a guy, but if you read all that crap I think it's pretty obvious Lidl is a seething femcel.

Lidl also posted this on her profile

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I think along with Null personally jannying her thread and always appearing in threads at the same time as Lidl it's a pretty safe conclusion that Null is all up in those Lidl DMs.
 

Prophetic Clown

Want to see a rope trick?
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Lidl is a guy, but if you read all that crap I think it's pretty obvious Lidl is a seething femcel.
That doesn't mean much, me and the guys and girls from the discord server last year found female dating advice and we spent like a week trying to outdo each other with insane posts about how bad moids are and how every girl with a stable relationship is a pick me.
We never actually even got banned or found out as trolling we just sort of got bored but it was good for a few laughs.
Since Lidl drip is a huge fan and reader of onion farms it is clear he is just copying what we did like a year ago. Very late to the party lidl drip we all moved on ages ago.
 

GuntChatRegular2

Baby Onion
That doesn't mean much, me and the guys and girls from the discord server last year found female dating advice and we spent like a week trying to outdo each other with insane posts about how bad moids are and how every girl with a stable relationship is a pick me.
We never actually even got banned or found out as trolling we just sort of got bored but it was good for a few laughs.
Since Lidl drip is a huge fan and reader of onion farms it is clear he is just copying what we did like a year ago. Very late to the party lidl drip we all moved on ages ago.
Lolcow.farm is basically the same as that subreddit but as an imageboard that also discusses lolcows, Lidl has admitted several times to be a lolcow.farm user. Lidl seems to be friends with both Dynastia and Josh, both of whom were also in the past posting on lolcow.farm and Null even wanted to take over that site because it's basically Beauty Parlor but as an imageboard. Dynastia also said in the manhate thread that he used to be a user in the lolcow.farm discord server, possible he has met Lidl there. Lidl is always sperging out in chat about typical woman shit and combined with her posts all having a very obvious femcel vibe to them I am inclined to believe she is a woman. It would also be a much simpler explanation as to why she receives special attention from Josh. The whole "Lidl is a gay man and it's all a play to turn the BP women into far-right" is possible but seems a bit far out there as opposed to the much simpler explanation that Lidl is a woman that is talking privately to Null, they send each other threads which is why they always appear at the same time in the same threads (if Lidl was just stalking Null's profile that doesn't explain how often Lidl posts just before Null) and it also explains why Lidl's reports are answered instantly. Lidl also doesn't seem to be far-right at all, she seems more like a leftist to me who has watched too much MATI and taken on Null's racism as a way to impress him. Lidl is often shitting on /pol/ users and hates all the men from the A&H forum. It would also explain Null's sudden interest in feminism and hate of /pol/ "rapefugees" as he calls them now. He is trying to impress his feminist e-gf. Whenever Null and Lidl interact in the chat it seems playful and familiar, even if Lidl says something that would make Null sperg out if it came from anyone else he just plays along with it or reacts with a "pls no bully" type of response. It is very strange and unusual behavior from him as he usually can not take a joke at all and reacts very hostile from people slightly provoking him. I also find it strange that Lidl always calls him "Null" instead of "Josh/Jewsh/Jersh" like the other parasocial MATI stans. Almost like trying to create the illusion of being less familiar than they are.
 
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