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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
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Jack
Time 4 Guillotines
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Thank you. Onion Farms is about recognizing current pronouns as well as current BMIs
J
Jack
Well I just wanted to be known that I identify as Michael Jackson.
My pronouns are he/he
Bowel Movement Integers?
Time 4 Guillotines
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Poos per hour, if you will
Time 4 Guillotines
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Well her issue is a type of cancer almost exclusively endemic to morbidly obese women.
Fat cells up estrogen production, which can significantly increase odds of ovarian cysts
People with cancer can balloon up because during chemo they don't like eating much besides junk food.
Time 4 Guillotines
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Sure, but this is reaching.
If you can't a-log without reaching, what's the point? It should hurt the subjects feelings and have the potential to convert followers into detractors.
Do you think calling him fat does anything other than make you look salty and late as fuck?
I'm not a big fan of the dude but let's step the bantz up beyond what KF rightfully calls "Onionigger bullshit"
J
Jack
Maybe she has cancer or the fat
Also steroids are fairly commonly prescribed during cancer treatment and they can make you balloon up.
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
I had a relative with breast cancer and she just felt like shit all the time thanks to the chemo so we made her food she actually liked to keep her spirits up. It was a rough time for her. The cancer drugs made her balloon a long time before the carbs so her weight just wasn't a concern. (Good news is that she is in remission and has since lost the weight after she stopped having to take so many gd pills.)
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Doesn't this strike you as the person who will start a convo over ANYTHING, just to fill the silent void of their existence? Also: corn snacks, fat.
>Eat hot chips and lie
Already has the lying part covered
Already has the lying part covered
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lidl talks socks.
Gee. Well... Dyn is a sock, of Dynastia. Had to sock up due to that beef with the Bonglander... and again lidl, YOU are the sock of a janny.
Gee. Well... Dyn is a sock, of Dynastia. Had to sock up due to that beef with the Bonglander... and again lidl, YOU are the sock of a janny.
It's like as soon as anyone is having fun on KF Null's schizo ball washers have to come in and ruin it. Reminds me of a forum whose owner an hero'ed after selling it to pay child support when it went to shit after a bunch of feminist bitches and troons pretending to be feminist bitches forced everyone else out. Hmm, something something history repeating and being doomed to repeat it.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"The mods close threads because we don't need more than one thread on her. Soon this thread will be jannied too and good riddance.
Why can't you just ignore her like every other shit poster/meme account/sperg?"
Why can't you just ignore her like every other shit poster/meme account/sperg?"
Scolopendra Dramatica
Her. Still clinging to that, huh? Might be more concerning matters, vis a vis the broom... To labour the point... Zhen who said "Stick your fines up your arse"... is getting his fines paid by the broom...
cocksuckers are already present as soon as that thread was posted. damn
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