Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

[Sanguinius]

Ah, the thread for bitter ex's!

 

[Mario]

On a more serious note:
Melinda, you stupid fucking whore. You absolutely fucking retarded mountain goblin. Did you think I'd forgotten about this post (archived)?
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You dumb bitch. You lying fucking swine. Do you think that, if by some hilarious miracle, this actually goes to court, nobody is going to see the post where you, of your own fucking accord, brought up legally sanctioned, contractual dueling? Do you seriously fucking think that me offering to fight you at Bearmeat's Indian Den constitutes a credible threat when the onus to show up was placed on you? Of course you do, because you're a stupid fucking bitch who takes obvious shitposts at face value. Maybe you should get a job with the FBI, you miserable excuse for sentient life.

Every single post where I "threatened" you was bait meant to infuriate you, and it worked. None of it is going to help your case, it's just going to make you even more of a laughing stock than you already are. So thank you, Melinda. Thank you for putting me in your lolsuit and immortalizing my shitposts in court records. You have done exactly what I wanted. I hope that you find this post. realize that you've been played like a goddamn fiddle, and beat the absolute shit out of your keyboard in a fit of rage. Just don't take it out on the kids this time.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I need you to do me a favor. Go into the best of chat thread in supporters, then search for "agent of chaos" in that thread with SIGSEGV as the post author. Post the screencap here. L50LasPak predicted all of this.

@Saltimbanco found it for me. The "agent of chaos" part was actually in the screencap itself.

How often do you see people eat a ban for a post they made a week earlier?

 

[Noghoul]

How often do you see people eat a ban for a post they made a week earlier?

Quite often why

 

[SIGSEGV]

Quite often why

You must post in some pretty fucking gay communities, then.

 

[Noghoul]

You must post in some pretty fucking gay communities, then.

Yes, I post in Onionfarms

 

[snailslime]

credits: @Samoyed

 

[Need For Sneed]

credits: @Samoyed

I love how @Samoyed got the sister of the Bhutanese Passport guy to do the voiceover.

 

[snailslime]

null is a way better site owner than kengle, amirite

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Is it just me, or does this seem a little "off" that they are still using this as a random.txt?

 

[Saltimbanco]

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Is it just me, or does this seem a little "off" that they are still using this as a random.txt?

It would irk me if it was removed from the rotation. There's little worse than erasing history.

 

[Mario]

It would irk me if it was removed from the rotation. There's little worse than erasing history.

>Chinese asset
>Has problem with historical revisionism

 

[Saltimbanco]

>Chinese asset
>Has problem with historical revisionism

It's okay when we do it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

These are good posts.

 

[Saltimbanco]

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These are good posts.

BooRAP is funny. I like fart jokes. :)

 

[snailslime]

pfffft onion farms is such a boomer-run glitchy shithole. kf is definitely not like the other lolcow forums

 

[Life is ruff]

What a funny random.txt to see for the site to come online too.

 

[wtfeasymode]

down again

 

[Azusa]

down again
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And twitter shoah'd (I went there immediately to see if he said anything about it, found tweets being removed in real-time).

https://twitter.com/Job4_2

 

[Noghoul]

Perhaps the real Kiwis were the Errors 522 we had along the way