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Whatever happened to "please donate your moneydollars I am one pizza away from total bankruptcy the site will financially collapse any day give me my money from your bank accounts NOW"
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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Whatever happened to "please donate your moneydollars I am one pizza away from total bankruptcy the site will financially collapse any day give me my money from your bank accounts NOW"
Kramer is A Man Da
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in the thread one person mentions its about 10k just for the zine to be made, much less cost of distribution.
mind you thats the cost for one printing. My 2nd favorite part is null clearly believes he can contact some north dakota press and just be like "hey since you're failing would you mind printing my shit too?" he also doesn't seem to understand color is 2-3x the cost. Maybe i've just been around the block but null is in his mid 30s and doesn't know fairly basic stuff, it would be one thing if he was a zoomer but kinkos existed when he was a kid, this shouldn't be stuff he's just finding out.
Even the other users are trying to bargain null down to just a ham radio show or quarterly, they know the 'tism boy would get himself into a tizzy trying to make that deadline and would just say "fuck it" altogether.
Honestly Null is just Chris-chan if he wasn't coddled by his parents and had to live in reality. Null's 'crazy ideas' always turn out similar to chris' etsy/ebay figurines fiasco. the way Chris handled bad reviews 100% reminds me of how null bans people over silly bullshit.
my 2nd favorite part is null thinking he can remotely do business in north dakota. Maybe i'm the retarded one but i think null is going to/ forcing himself to finally get some employees to help him. a ND employee, which i'll admit is a long time coming. If he was delegating shit 5 years ago he certainly wouldn't be as fucked today as he is. joshs entire spectrum of services needs about 14 staff members and if he had those, even if they weren't paid well it would be in a much better position, although you could say the same thing about 8chan and infinity next. the last decade of null's life has been him overthinking his abilites and trying to do something that would be 1000% easier with some simple delegation and help.
Thats arguably the big reason he's still off the clearnet, and in dire straits. if he had other people to handle the time wasting bullshit then he could handle this shit and he'd be making some money and could keep this website afloat. If we're being honest that was the biggest reason Ethan Ralph became king of IBS, and before him Tonka. Not being a one man band and having some delegation of responsibilities meant extremely stronger shows overall. Ralph was at his best as ringmaster, being fed stories by Zidan and having gator do the audio. Dick telling his head writer to fuck off is part of what led the show to become stale which led him to embracing his Wack Pack and eventually led to everyone turning on him.
TL;DR Null doesn't seem to realize how much of an endeavor this truely is and he'll have to abandon it.
Boobie Bomb
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Josh is a loser and therefore hates himself...?
Gore San
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Nektar Geist
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Chances of Kwiffar owning their own home?
The broom in like Flynn there, to assure the mug punter.
Firegirl26
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I say, let him. I want to see how far this goes.
So how are you going to make a profit Josh? Are you going to allow businesses to place advertising in your newspaper? Oh wait, there is one little problem. No reputable business wants to be associated with Kiwifarms. You want to place your newspaper in stores in North Dakota hoping to get a lot of sales? All they have to do is run a check on Kiwifarms on the net and well... we know what they are going to find. Anyone who sends you money to get this "newspaper" off the ground is simply throwing their hard earned dollars down the spout.
He comes up with the wackiest get-rich-quick schemes and should consider writing a sitcom.
ecto_chasm
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I knew times had changed when I was on /b/ about 3 months ago and made some passing shitpost-y comment criticizing the Quran and a bunch of chuds started vehemently defending Islam. Since when do RW 4channers like Muslims??
Also as far as “fighting degeneracy” fundamentalist Muslim countries have some of the lowest ages of consent and many of the men openly admit they’re pedophiles, especially in Afghanistan. So um, so much for that, lol.
ecto_chasm
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Null may not be but Fuentes ABSOLUTELY is.
Doesn't sound that far fetched for these chuds to support Islam when the religion gives you 72 virgins to plow.
Yeah he went to a CPAC one time with "we will be the most racist" slogan and it's pretty obvious which race he vouched for because nobody in the world thinks that Mexicans are supreme races lol.
Chrysler Building
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It is pedo on pedo combat. When you realize that chuds and antifags are all pedophiles then the underlying logic to modern political discourse snaps into place. RWers and lefties are fighting each other because they can't agree on which children they should rape, but they all agree they have a sacred right to rape children and be pedos.
Doesnt pedo decrying on social media all come down to moral ground games? It's one of the most favorite accusation that Americans want to make as a quick-attack on their enemies because people eat up that shit. I will go against the grains of thoughts that many KF turds share, but sex with minors, no matter how gross or unethnical it is, doesn't prove a pedophilia in itself. Its definition is, "attraction to <13 years" old, and then there are other shits like hebephilia or ephebophilia. The key word is,attraction. there are people who are bored and just want to pop cherries, or who want to be with younger people to feel younger themsselves, or they may be really attracted to those specific age regions, which then may be pedo/hebe/ephebo.
Anyways, both sides are using "what about our cheeeeldruuuun?!" as an excuse to attack others without merits, and it's so easy because children cannot articulately stand up or advocate for themselves,.
Kramer is A Man Da
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he's just a slightly smarter chris-chan. there's a 100% chance he's fibbing and just trying to come up with a reason for his paypigs to give him money without sounding like a greedy kike
LMAO, so Null actually wants to become a publisher? What's he gonna publish? The revised and annotated edition of the Unabomber's Manifesto?
"Seeing Null doom post is one of the most depressing things. On the other hand, I'd buy a subscription to that newspaper.", I take this to mean he has not managed to get KF back online?
Oh, I see, his American ISP IncogNET has "reached out to the EFF", LMAO, good luck with that!
Oh, so the MATI channel on Youtube got banned too?
I see Null recorded a music album, through the magic of AI maybe his music career will take off:
This one is the best IMO, Null's voice best matches Lou Reed's deadpan delivery:
Oh I see, Null lost his MATI account on Youtube too, LMAO, at least I'm not this pathetic. When Null banned from KF I just moved on to another forum, I didn't try to sneak back in like he does with Youtube:
Oh, Tanuki also got banned from Youtube?
The MATI Archiver channel was apparently also targeted:
I love how Null is barely suppressing his frustration about Rumble ignoring him during this bit:
"I don't even get dignified replies to my e-mails anymore", you mean like this dignified reply you have gave me when I asked you about my account going into read-only mode for weeks? LMAO, go fuck yourself Null. You should be glad when people just ignore you instead of respoding with the same crankiness you think you're entitled to.
Oh, and he needs a new bank to bank with, LMAO:
Someone essentially made Null's Pride Before Fall website for him and took it to the next level as a smartphone app:
"Seeing Null doom post is one of the most depressing things. On the other hand, I'd buy a subscription to that newspaper.", I take this to mean he has not managed to get KF back online?
Oh, I see, his American ISP IncogNET has "reached out to the EFF", LMAO, good luck with that!
Oh, so the MATI channel on Youtube got banned too?
I see Null recorded a music album, through the magic of AI maybe his music career will take off:
This one is the best IMO, Null's voice best matches Lou Reed's deadpan delivery:
Oh I see, Null lost his MATI account on Youtube too, LMAO, at least I'm not this pathetic. When Null banned from KF I just moved on to another forum, I didn't try to sneak back in like he does with Youtube:
Oh
, Tanuki also got banned from Youtube? The MATI Archiver channel was apparently also targeted:
I love how Null is barely suppressing his frustration about Rumble ignoring him during this bit:
"I don't even get dignified replies to my e-mails anymore", you mean like this dignified reply you have gave me when I asked you about my account going into read-only mode for weeks? LMAO, go fuck yourself Null. You should be glad when people just ignore you instead of respoding with the same crankiness you think you're entitled to.
Oh, and he needs a new bank to bank with, LMAO:
Someone essentially made Null's Pride Before Fall website for him and took it to the next level as a smartphone app:
Do you realize his enemies are tech savvy enough to not need Null himself to announce which services he's using in order to find those out for themselves, on their own?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"Needless to say... TGFLA had the last laugh"
Spamela Swine once thought I was them. She also thought I was Donald Trump Jr, and a couple of other people I can't quite remember (maybe Sharon Osbourne).Oh
"Ah yes. I'm totally going to respond to the guy that has multiple articles against him, and openly publishes his emails so that anyone see."
"I, google employee #19,392, will surely give a proper reply that will list my full name to the community known for being absolutely unhinged."
I don't know, @The Gays From LA
I can't possibly think of any reasons for why Null's abrassive attitude wouldn't get hundreds of emails daily!
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... how fucking brain-rotted do you have to be that you feel the need to go out of your way to develop a fucking mobile app that just boils down to "hurr durr far-left badd!!1!1!!"? holy shit
, these people are NUTS.day by day, horseshoe theory becomes more and more truer.