Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Deleted member 291]

smother self with pillow

You try but all you manage to do is make yourself pass out. SAD

 

[naught]

Shit pants do nothing.

 

[Saltimbanco]

equip NOODLE ARMS

 

[Deleted member 291]

equip NOODLE ARMS

NOODLE ARMS at the ready

 

[Saltimbanco]

assess room for nearest exit

 

[Xiǎo gǒu]

>opens the door with noodle arms

 

[Saltimbanco]

>opens the door with noodle arms

shut the fuck up. you don't even know where the door is or if there's even a door.

 

[Deleted member 291]

assess room for nearest exit

The nearest exits are the window (Blocked by the diet coke pile) and the door

>opens the door with noodle arms

your eyes adjust as light shines through the doorway for the first time in a week. Welcome to the outside world.

shut the fuck up. you don't even know where the door is or if there's even a door.

Yes there is a door

 

[Saltimbanco]

put doorknob into inventory

 

[Saltimbanco]

might come in handy later when we need to make a quick exit

 

[Saltimbanco]

view INVENTORY

 

[Deleted member 291]

might come in handy later when we need to make a quick exit

You cant get the doorknob handle with your NOODLE ARMS but you can unscrew it with your trusty silver coin. DOORKNOB added

view INVENTORY

NOODLE ARMS
SILVER COINS
GUNT
KIWIFARMS PAJAMAS
DOORKNOB

 

[Saltimbanco]

equip GUNT

 

[Saltimbanco]

return to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH

 

[Deleted member 291]

return to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH

FUCK YES! Diet coke cans CRUSHED

 

[Saltimbanco]

utilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)

 

[Deleted member 291]

utilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)

glass flies out the window as you smash it open with your GUNT

 

[naught]

Strap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.

 

[Saltimbanco]

observe demesne through broken window frame

 

[Saltimbanco]

Strap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.

ugh, retard. we don't even know if we have a gamer chair because you didn't OBSERVE ROOM