🎥Breaking Content🧅

News Content:
News Content:
News Content:
News Content

Integrations

You May Now Register With:   (profile or page)

Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Probably related to Trombonista featuring when Literally Whos die.
Screenshot_20250829_091733_Samsung Internet.jpgScreenshot_20250829_091818_Samsung Internet.jpg
 
IMG_1922.jpeg

As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isn’t bait there’s plenty of other null fangirls out there.
 
Mace Dindu said:
View attachment 99020
As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isn’t bait there’s plenty of other null fangirls out there.
Click to expand...
Why is null such a leaky fat ass, I bet you all my life savings he only runs the site for his ego
 
thefrogninja said:
Probably related to Trombonista featuring when Literally Whos die.
View attachment 99016View attachment 99017
Click to expand...
She had a sportball article about the Cowboys trade featured. I called her out for it and she deleted my message and banned me from that thread. Now that Sportball article is not featured and as damage control something related to the troon shooting is featured.
IMG_2130.jpeg

She also got ratioed to hell.
IMG_2129.jpeg

It’s obvious Trombonista didn’t want to feature it because she’s Jewish and she doesn’t care about Catholic children being violently murdered, she might even secretly be happy that happened.
 
Mace Dindu said:
I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d solve a lot of problems for so many people. He’s said before that he isn’t lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
Click to expand...
Clitty Leakage is a terrible affliction, Null should dedicate himself to spreading awareness of this often overlooked condition.
 
GuntChatRegular2 said:
>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl Drip
Fake Null simp

Also if you're gonna try to catfish him with this "I am a sexy barely legal teen girl who is in love with Null and wants to be his tradwife" thing I don't think you will have much success. People on here already tried that and according to the women of lolcow.farm Null just sends every woman who messages him a clip of Nick Fuentes saying "No e-girls! Never!". You might also end up like KF user "DVNC" and get your DMs leaked by him and publicly humiliated. But hey it might make Lidl Drip come back to make fun of you for it so please go ahead, I miss her.
Click to expand...
You are clearly a Lidl Drip sock. You have 250+ posts over the past two years, almost all of them simping for Lidl Drip and defending her from accusations of her being Null.
Mace Dindu said:
Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you.

I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice.

You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I don’t really believe that theory that he’s a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. I’ve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.

The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.

“But why should I help you?” I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, I’m sure he’d be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. It’s a win-win situation all around!!!

Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site I’m sure people won’t believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldn’t make any sense)

Mock me all you want, think I’m crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!
Click to expand...
If you're the same Mace Dindu from Kiwi Farms, this is likely a LARP. Mace Dindu on Kiwifarms exclusively posts in the Pirate Software and Nikocado threads, two threads that I wouldn't expect a biological woman to post in. Also, you claim to be 19 years old, yet your username comes from a meme that is over a decade old.
Mace Dindu said:
View attachment 99020
As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isn’t bait there’s plenty of other null fangirls out there.
Click to expand...
Losing weight is not as hard as Null makes it out to be. I've lost 30 pounds in the past 3 months just by lifting a few times a week, cutting out empty carbs like beer and bread, and eating a high protein, low calorie diet.

Also, LMAO at Null's weight loss diet of a granola bar (packed with carbs and sugar), bread with cheese (fat and more carbs, with a little bit of protein from the cheese), and quinoa (even more empty carbs). Milk is unironically the healthiest part of his diet.
 
Sneeder Griffin said:
If you're the same Mace Dindu from Kiwi Farms, this is likely a LARP. Mace Dindu on Kiwifarms exclusively posts in the Pirate Software and Nikocado threads, two threads that I wouldn't expect a biological woman to post in. Also, you claim to be 19 years old, yet your username comes from a meme that is over a decade old.
Click to expand...
Nope that’s not me, I have a KF account but I deliberately picked a different name from it here just in case Dear Leader reads this thread (I hope he doesn’t). I just picked the name at random because I set up this account while watching Star Wars and it was the first thing I thought of. Plenty of terminally online zoomers like myself know about old internet memes, it isn’t uncommon.
Sneeder Griffin said:
Losing weight is not as hard as Null makes it out to be. I've lost 30 pounds in the past 3 months just by lifting a few times a week, cutting out empty carbs like beer and bread, and eating a high protein, low calorie diet.

Also, LMAO at Null's weight loss diet of a granola bar (packed with carbs and sugar), bread with cheese (fat and more carbs, with a little bit of protein from the cheese), and quinoa (even more empty carbs). Milk is unironically the healthiest part of his diet.
Click to expand...
I hope Null stays fat or at least chubby, I could use his fat rolls to store small items like loose change in them.
 
Mace Dindu said:
As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his aggressive sperg outs half cute and half arousing but you unyuns will probably enjoy it for other reasons. Also this isn’t bait there’s plenty of other null fangirls out there.
Click to expand...
You're right this is very funny. another great idea for a compilation is him and especially his users going from "the UK child safety law is a nothingburger" to suddenly giving a huge fuck about it to the point of wasting money on a lawyer for the publicity.

especially in the politics thread, they went "great, kids shouldn't be watching porn, i wish we had this law" and slowly doing a 180 over time.
 
Sneeder Griffin said:
Losing weight is not as hard as Null makes it out to be. I've lost 30 pounds in the past 3 months just by lifting a few times a week, cutting out empty carbs like beer and bread, and eating a high protein, low calorie diet.
Click to expand...
you're right. i think the biggest two problems null faces is a combo of 1. not being able to set a routine and 2. not cutting out empty calories. he literally drank a gallon of soda from age 13 to 30 every day.

people would be shocked how much water and high proteins destroy an apatite. i'd go entire days without eating, a lot of the time i'd have just a can of soda and some potato chips with dip just to at least get some calories in.

but honestly it wouldn't matter if Null was 150lbs with 15% BF, he's an annoying bitch. a great example of this that popped up in my mind is The Office, Michael Scott's actor got hair plugs and lost some weight and got more tan and despite having a nice glow up compared to his david brent-esque figure of season 1, he's still the same douchebag.

Ricky Gervais is a similar example, he had a pop star figure in the 1980s, but by the 2000s he was chubby, but was still the same douchebag. Same thing with most middle aged people, the personality is still there no matter how they look.

thats one of the silly parts about drake and josh that is accurate, even though that Josh lost weight and was arguably more attractive than Drake for most of the series, he was still a guy named Josh and had the same weird personality.
 
Lunar Magma said:
View attachment 99060
You really think you can increase your podcast to 5h30min like Kino Casino and people are still gonna give you their full attention? This would be fine for background noise while gaming but come the fuck on dude. This better be amazing content or I'm never tuning in again.
Click to expand...
I hope at least 2 hours of that is a Null whimpering and moaning compilation
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom