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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
VAIDS Victim said:
His ODD acts up.
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I love it when he does The “no one understands me I’m alone in this cold dark world” edgelord schtick.
VAIDS Victim said:

I don't know how he thinks this will look good with his body type.
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Dad Jersh…… FUCK I hope he never does that it’d be too hot.
 
Mace Dindu said:
As a fellow Jersh lover, I want to know: are you just into him for his internet presence, or do you find him attractive physically too?
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I just wanted to see how he'd respond to a girl being into him. I'm not into him myself but I'm sure there's girls out there somewhere who are genuinely into him. There's someone out there for everyone.
 
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You really think you can increase your podcast to 5h30min like Kino Casino and people are still gonna give you their full attention? This would be fine for background noise while gaming but come the fuck on dude. This better be amazing content or I'm never tuning in again.
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thats really the point. if you're going to give people 8 hours a week of entertainment it better be on fucking point.

diminshing returns is a huge point, especially in our tiktok era where so many people are watching minute long videos at double speed.

you know why so many people use kiwifarms as a source? because Null is so fucking awful as a presenter that other people know he's not competition. Think about every knock off of GOT or The Walking Dead or Friends or American Idol or every GTA and Halo clone. they all die on the vine because the IP has such a monopoly on the ideas it presents, its why everyone knows Mr Beast, but very few know of his imitators.

Null can't seriously belive most people will listen to 5 hours of his nonsense.
VAIDS Victim said:
Josh thinks we should use North Korea style justice on mass shooters where the immediate and extended family of the criminal are punished by being worked to death in mines for three generations
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That would just greatly increase the whole anarcho tyranny we have already, you think some bastard son of some nigger thug will give a shit about 3 generations of his non-existant family being forced to work in a labor camp?

like people forget that asian style justice works because they don't have an entire huge chunk of the population that dips when their baby mama announces they pregnant. Pretty sure the parkland shooter's own birth parents are literally in prison so we hilariously enough have proof this policy doesn't work either.
 
The NFL thread feature was a pretty entertaining fiasco.
  • Trombonista features a post in her NFL thread about some trade (to encourage a Jerry Jones lolcow thread, apparently)
  • instead, the happooning tourists rush in and gangbang her thread with typical sperging about "muh sportsball"
  • Trombonista has her meltdown then flounces out of her thread
  • 0_0 says "wtf why was this featured I'm taking it down"
  • Kiwifarmers ask Josh why this was featured and the tranny shooting Catholic schoolchildren wasn't
  • Josh has yet another "SO DONT FUCKING BUY IT DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS" moment
  • puts up seething banner at the top of the page leaking his clitty about his users yet again
  • suddenly has a mysterious change of heart
  • changes the banner to CobraJFS pity baiting
  • finally features the tranny shooter
His blood pressure must be so high after all these frustrations this month that he might be worried about literally dying. CobraJFS was about the same age and with a similarly unhealthy diet, but not as fat.
 
its not that girls don't want to fuck josh, just none that fit Josh's criteria (not crazy/white/teenage)

he does manage 2/3 a hilarious amount of times though

Also Josh is like relatively good at streaming. he gets well over 3k live, its pretty interesting. based on viewership he's actually doing great as a streamer, especially for one that doesn't show his face. makes you wonder how far he'd have gotten if he did get into bloodsports and/or was allowed to get that bread like kino casino
 


It’s funny how much Josh treats losing weight like it’s some super torturous thing, I’m no expert but isn’t losing weight pretty easy for men? It’s so selfish of me to want this but I kind of hope he has to show up in court before he loses all the weight, I want to see chubby jersh again before he’s gone forever and he turns into a skinny boi with loose skin😭😭😭
 
Obscenity2022 said:
makes you wonder how far he'd have gotten if he did get into bloodsports and/or was allowed to get that bread like kino casino
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Every time Josh got pulled into bloodsports he has had some of the poorest performances of any streamer aside from Jaden McNeil trying to swing at his ex-lover Fuentes. Some of my favorite moments are when people like Zoom or Ralph beat him down and you can hear him wilting in real time and fleeing the call. He's not built to banter. And he does "get that bread" for many years. It's just not as much as they thinks he's entitled to. He basically got access to nearly all his banking stuff recently again.
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It’s funny how much Josh treats losing weight like it’s some super torturous thing, I’m no expert but isn’t losing weight pretty easy for men?
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When you are an addict glutton like Josh that is used to eating everything in sight to extreme, paring back to normal amounts does feel like torture.
Celebrate Nite said:
He's got no one to blame but himself. A fuck-ton of problems would cure themselves if he just calmed the fuck down and stopped acting like a gigantic fucking sperg everywhere he goes.
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A huge chunk of his streams is just crying and whining. It does get pretty grating after awhile.
 
I'm in my 30s but have more trouble gaining weight than losing weight lol
 
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