Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Celebrate Nite]

and he can totally get a real job if he wanted to!

Then do it. What's stopping you?

Seriously, he can start slow by doing a part timer and come back to his website. After all, he's got a gigantic gap between his last job and now on his resume, no one legitimate is going to hire him full time for something serious.

 

[hitax]

Then do it. What's stopping you?

Seriously, he can start slow by doing a part timer and come back to his website. After all, he's got a gigantic gap between his last job and now on his resume, no one legitimate is going to hire him full time for something serious.

His ego won't let him. He has a chip on his shoulder ever since getting btfo'd by the Blockland and 8chan community and can't stop trying to become the king of all lolcow content to finally become accepted and respected by the internet.

 

[Fedbuster]

>loses argument
>b-b-b-but your avatar is stupid
Wow, even for Null's low standards: That's just pathetic.

So that's why they're on another anime pfp witchhunt. Not the moralfaggotry crusade, but because someone with an anime pfp hurt xer feefees. Lmao.

His ego won't let him. He has a chip on his shoulder ever since getting btfo'd by the Blockland and 8chan community and can't stop trying to become the king of all lolcow content to finally become accepted and respected by the internet.

All this retard had to do was be passive and exercise some restraint with the banhammer like Kengle does for users who actually deserve it. Can still participate in the community, just don't summarily execute your users in cold blood. Which is unfortunately a wider problem with internet moderation in general these days as no one holds these fuckers accountable until its far too late and the community is gone because of them. To the point it has long since bled over into IRL tone policing and censorship that everyone hates.

They are in a hell of their own making and its absolute karma to watch them suffer in it.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Without being specific, Josh claims everything PPP said about him is false. You heard that right. Josh isn't held hostage by his users and he can totally get a real job if he wanted to!
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I expect Null to become increasingly more mask-off like this as time goes by. If my math is right, Null will be 35 this month. Null was dooming about turning 30 in 2020. He is still unmarried with no children and has become so paranoid he's working on making a fallout shelter/compound because he thinks an Antifa hit squad will attempt to murder him any day now.

For comparison, this is how Null responded in 2022 when people said he couldn't get a girlfriend.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

I expect Null to become increasingly more mask-off like this as time goes by. If my math is right, Null will be 35 this month. Null was dooming about turning 30 in 2020. He is still unmarried with no children and has become so paranoid he's working on making a fallout shelter/compound because he thinks an Antifa hit squad will attempt to murder him any day now.
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For comparison, this is how Null responded in 2022 when people said he couldn't get a girlfriend.

The fact that Dick Masterson has a wife, a baby on the way and still managed to maintain strong arms and decent chest must be killing Null.

 

[MangosteenJosh]

-snip-

: Muh position of power
Also : I am the nigger's nigger
You must pick one, Moonpie.

Nothing beats his 2020 "me want tradwife" screed though. I'm surprised it's still up on KF, and even more surprised that it doesn't get thrown in his face more often whenever he flies into one of his wahmmyn ally rants.

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

I expect Null to become increasingly more mask-off like this as time goes by. If my math is right, Null will be 35 this month. Null was dooming about turning 30 in 2020. He is still unmarried with no children and has become so paranoid he's working on making a fallout shelter/compound because he thinks an Antifa hit squad will attempt to murder him any day now.
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For comparison, this is how Null responded in 2022 when people said he couldn't get a girlfriend.

He would've started a family a long fucking time ago if he didn't care about this internet shit. Why is he being dishonest about himself?

 

[Nektar Geist]

"me want tradwife"

Tradwife is wanting, above all else, a short, fat, Narnia deep closeted autard, with a reeeaaallly iffy backstory.

Why is he being dishonest about himself?

Self loathing homo, innit.

 

[thefrogninja]

The fact that Dick Masterson has a wife, a baby on the way and still managed to maintain strong arms and decent chest must be killing Null.
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He also runs 2 successful podcasts that rake in over $28,000 a month on Patreon.

 

[ipreferpickles]

and even more surprised that it doesn't get thrown in his face more often whenever he flies into one of his wahmmyn ally rants.

I've seen some try it. They all get banned.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

He also runs 2 successful podcasts that rake in over $28,000 a month on Patreon.

Dick sounds like Orson Welles compared to Jocelyn on MATI, but "Biggest Problem" or whatever was still garbage, I can't believe this man makes $28,000. Who wants to start the _Shannel cast?

 

[Nektar Geist]

I can't believe this man makes $28,000.

1000 people at 30 a pop per month, it's not unreasonable. Lot of really dumb people on welfare, y'know?

Who wants to start the _Shannel cast?

Go on. The Onioncast isn't likely to happen. Plus, I have a history of working in "Broadcast Media" going back 30 years. You might have heard my voice. It's not hyperbole to say that I sound like Welles compared to Didder. You know a good OBS slave?

 

[thefrogninja]

Dick sounds like Orson Welles compared to Jocelyn on MATI, but "Biggest Problem" or whatever was still garbage, I can't believe this man makes $28,000. Who wants to start the _Shannel cast?

Dick Masterson also has a full, luxurious head of hair unlike Josh whose hairline appears to be fleeting fast! (That is, if his latest picture from 2021 is to be believed.) While Josh eats sardines or oysters from a tin can breakfast, Dick is out here taking his gal to brunch.

 

[Fedbuster]

Still don't know how they have an active userbase with how frequently they cannibalize and ban everyone over there.

Its definitely been past due time for another site to be a suitable alternative to KF in the lolcow niche.

 

[thefrogninja]

For unknown reasons Josh has decided to shill the "Kill Phil" livestream by the Kino Casino which is hosted by one of his friends Ashton "PPP" Parks. Perhaps this was done in retribution for DSP leaking Josh's private thoughts given to him by PPP which Josh claims was "entirely made up."

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

For unknown reasons Josh has decided to shill the "Kill Phil" livestream by the Kino Casino which is hosted by one of his friends Ashton "PPP" Parks. Perhaps this was done in retribution for DSP leaking Josh's private thoughts given to him by PPP which Josh claims was "entirely made up."
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KampungBoy is on twitter now?

 

[thefrogninja]

Josh doesn't find it weird at all that he decided to "short feature" a stream hosted by his internet friend PPP attacking DSP. A stream bashing DSP? How novel and feature-worthy!

 

[Lunar Magma]

Without being specific, Josh claims everything PPP said about him is false. You heard that right. Josh isn't held hostage by his users and he can totally get a real job if he wanted to!
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>"I am the only person who can keep this shitheap together and I can close it and disappear into Kazakhstan anytime I want."
This is a stark contradiction. You puff up your ego pretending only you can run your gay site. But then you offer the possibility of running away with your tail in between your legs and vanishing like a bitch. You must pick one and only one. If you're the GOAT janny then you shouldn't be thinking of backup escape plans. You should go down with the ship and die with the Farms. Or the site could never go down because you're the GOAT. If you run away from your problems you created and attracted to you with KF, then you were not able to keep the site together. And you were an incompetant retard all along who was never worthy of a modicum of power. Bro, this is not quantum mechanics. You don't get to keep both premises open and live at the same time. When you pick one, the other janny waveform collapses. It really is binary in this way because your statement is contradictory.

This statement is also pretty funny as an admission. Who would want to run the Kiwi Farms except a moron? It's littered with problems and has numerous enemies rooting for its downfall. It requires ruining your reputation online, making yourself unemployable, and he claims to be unable to earn money via debanking online (not entirely true). And it is constantly sued by lolcows it stalks. So it's like asking who would be dumb enough to want to have Josh's life? At least Josh is self-aware enough to know that without his userbase (that he is unworthy of), LFJ would sue him into the dirt and rape his ass.

 

[thefrogninja]

Josh finished setting up his latest Patreon grift, because his Gumroad wasn't enough I guess. https://archive.is/0r5Vf


He's copying his ex father figure Nick Rekeita with this move. Can't wait for him to start micromanaging the locals community and banning people since the entire goal of it is to form parasocial bonds with your subscribers who can talk to each other like discord.

 

[cosmic veteran]

is KampungDude account is @KampungBoy?