Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Nektar Geist]

Skip Dan?

A "skip" is a big metal container for large refuse (when builders are stripping a house of it's innards they use a skip, which then is removed by an R-tic). Really, those dumpsters aren't Skips, but poetic loicense, n all that.

It looks like joshy will be having another gibs-a-thon...

"Everything that could go wrong". Histronic broom. Did the plane crash into the sea? Leaving you stranded on a small rock with out wi-fi (a fate worse than death for joshy, no doubt). Yeah, expect joshy to be grabbler cap in hand over the Yuletide.

 

[youthfulshannel]

Oh I didn't realize that he was that short I thought he was like 5'5 or 5'7

Are you a bot? You've seen the photo of Null with Asians, you've commented on it.

In the photo Null is as tall as an Asian woman. For reference, here is a photo of Eton Ralph towering over a non Asian woman at 5'4.

It's easier to Google image search Ralph than Null.

 

[kiwifails]

A "skip" is a big metal container for large refuse (when builders are stripping a house of it's innards they use a skip, which then is removed by an R-tic). Really, those dumpsters aren't Skips, but poetic loicense, n all that.

It looks like joshy will be having another gibs-a-thon...
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"Everything that could go wrong". Histronic broom. Did the plane crash into the sea? Leaving you stranded on a small rock with out wi-fi (a fate worse than death for joshy, no doubt). Yeah, expect joshy to be grabbler cap in hand over the Yuletide.

I didn't know that's what it was called thanks

Are you a bot? You've seen the photo of Null with Asians, you've commented on it.

Yeah but the realization that he's that short takes a minute to really kick in I saw the photos and to me it's hard to grasp a man being that short. Because I practically makes him a midget.
That's why I'm always taking back when people remind me just how short he really is. When's the last time you saw a man that short?
My brain keeps on autofilling in that he's maybe 5'5 5 ft 7. But anything under that really makes me go huh

In the photo Null is as tall as an Asian woman. For reference, here is a photo of Eton Ralph towering over a non Asian woman at 5'4.
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It's easier to Google image search Ralph than Null.

Josh doesn't really have a lot of pictures out there despite being public.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Josh doesn't really have a lot of pictures out there despite being public.

The pic (I think I posted, @youthful_ shannel might know better) is him with a bunch of slopes and Hotwheels. iirc joshy is only taller than HOtwheels. The guy in the wheel chair.

 

[kiwifails]

The pic (I think I posted, @youthful_ shannel might know better) is him with a bunch of slopes and Hotwheels. iirc joshy is only taller than HOtwheels. The guy in the wheel chair.

I saw the photo a while back it's still just hard for me to wrap my head around him being that short and that fat it almost defies logic. Like if I saw it in real life I think he was a fucking obese hobbit. Or some kind of deformed dwarf. still trying to wrap my head around that

 

[Nektar Geist]

being that short and that fat it almost defies logic

Isn't the "sektur" built on un-tall people? Gunt is short. Effluentes is short. Beardly is reeeeeaaaalllyyy short. I mean, he's the same high as the shortest woman I fucked (4ft 10). The only people I can think of who aren't short: PPP (comparative giant), Plodwinson, and Surfink (who is of "average male height" at least, judging from him sitting next to PPP.

 

[kiwifails]

Isn't the "sektur" built on un-tall people? Gunt is short. Effluentes is short. Beardly is reeeeeaaaalllyyy short. I mean, he's the same high as the shortest woman I fucked (4ft 10). The only people I can think of who aren't short: PPP (comparative giant), Plodwinson, and Surfink (who is of "average male height" at least, judging from him sitting next to PPP.

You know now that you pointed it out every one of them are unusual short.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

A "skip" is a big metal container for large refuse (when builders are stripping a house of it's innards they use a skip, which then is removed by an R-tic). Really, those dumpsters aren't Skips, but poetic loicense, n all that.

It looks like joshy will be having another gibs-a-thon...
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"Everything that could go wrong". Histronic broom. Did the plane crash into the sea? Leaving you stranded on a small rock with out wi-fi (a fate worse than death for joshy, no doubt). Yeah, expect joshy to be grabbler cap in hand over the Yuletide.

Did no one taught Jersh to save money in a savings account or put some money in a CD or some long term blue chip stocks? Not even a Mason jar to put spare change inside it?

Oh wait, those things are "Jewish" and Jersh wouldn't want to promote any sound financial sense to his Aryan fanbase.

When I look at places like Kiwi Farms and how they blame the Jews for what they are dirt poor, it's often self-inflicted where the so-called "Master Race" can't even hold on to a dollar longer than Chris-Chan could at a Gamestop.

 

[Nektar Geist]

When I look at places like Kiwi Farms and how they blame the Jews for what they are dirt poor,

One of the fun things to do, to educate (and maybe troll em a bit), when a kwiffar starts up about "World Jewry", post a picture of the House of Saud, and the CCP, and ask the kwiffar to "Spot the Jew". You will end up getting banned, tho.

 

[Gore San]

Didn't read because I said I was done last time I gave a reply.

Cool story bro.

Anyway...

 

[Nektar Geist]

I bow to youze soo-peer-ree-yah in-tull-likt, massah, I goes back to dah fiiiieeeeeld now.

"THUS I WIN!!!!"

Y'know, as Lou Reed once said (on record) "It's so hard to find a good nigger, these days."

 

[Gore San]

Guy: "How would you feel if you lost your luggage?"
Josh: "But I didn't lose my luggage."

Sometimes I forget that just like some people have no internal monologue or can't picture objects, some people physically can't comprehend hypothetical situations. Glad it's not me.

 

[Gore San]

Dude I don't give a fuck about some CEO that profited off the death of his customers getting shot in the back, if you wanna cry about it don't let me stop you. This also applies

I don't care about the fruitcake who shot some rich American guy

You're talking to a guy who posts mass shootings suicides and cock gore. Moralfagging isn't going to get you anywhere. His death was funny to me.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
These times they aint over fast enough
Every time I'm looking up
I don't get no answer
I don't get no love
Every day I play the game, knowing I won't win again
They say "times are changing now"
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
The last thing you ever promised was tomorrow
All the irony convinced a pessimist
Could see shallow waters as twice as deep
Well, timed silence twice as powerful as mindless speech
Eyes wide shut, fortnight sleep that be twice as weak
But like a mortal man leaving troubles in other mortal hands
I buried my mistakes, mistaking hope should maybe understand
I've never had the answers
Fuck, I barely had a matress
Paranoia, common practice
Promised the rest when I meet my casket
Throw my ashes to the atlas
Let them travel 'round its axis
Use my soul to pay my taxes
Make my music off my sadness
Oh, I'll be so glad, so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Will you meet me there?
(Will you meet me there?)
This time around
(This time around)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Will you meet me there?
(Will you meet me there?)
This time around
(Time around)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)
Well, I'll be so glad when the sun goes down
(When the sun goes down)

Niggers got soul...

 

[Kan]

 

[Kan]

Are you a bot? You've seen the photo of Null with Asians, you've commented on it.

In the photo Null is as tall as an Asian woman. For reference, here is a photo of Eton Ralph towering over a non Asian woman at 5'4.
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It's easier to Google image search Ralph than Null.

Regardless, Josh definitely has a Napoleon Complex.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I think joshy got his shit back...

But now he has the lurgee...

Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh! tbf, you're fat, you need to cut the cheese out.

 

[Gore San]

It's a better joke when Muslims die.
Here is one of my favorite dead Muslim jokes.

Spoiler: The Christchurch shooting full video

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Take a Tylenol and man up.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Take a Tylenol and man up.

He does sound like a woman, doesn't he? btw, Tylenol, even that's too feminine. A hot curry (like Vindaloo hot). Actually works, curry has garlic, ginger and turmeric. And it's MANS food. Might even lose some weight, if he lays off the paneer.