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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
kiwifails said:
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Here's a hot life tip for you have you tried just being honest interest-worthy. Instead of just trying to appear so.
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What an ASSHOLE. Why would you get a cheap suit tailored? That's like getting a high quality paint job on a 83 oldsmobile cutlass supreme that you bought from habib's crazy car lot.

You go to thrift stores or even better yet pawn shops and you buy the most quality one they have. And I don't mean the price tag, because if you can get a Brooks Brothers that costs $200 you're going to want to buy that one over the bullshit $300 off the rack piece of shit from the mall.

How can you be as old as he is and not understand how to not dress like a mongoloid?

I'm really hoping for my faith in humanity that this is just a joke he made that I'm not understanding.
 
Betelgeuse said:
I'm just amazed. This dude AMAZES me with his fucking weirdness.
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He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?
Betelgeuse said:
People like this can VOTE, that's the fucked up part
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But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd
youthful_ shannel said:
I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24
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The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.
youthful_ shannel said:
I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.
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Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.

I can recommend...
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Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.
 
Nektar Geist said:
He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?

But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd

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The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.

Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.

I can recommend...
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Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.
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I think American talc is carcinogenic.
 
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