Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Jack]

You could always stop having a BAC of .30+ every other day and you'd get more consistency
I've tried to be cool with you but your wet brain keeps giving you these paranoid delusions that I'm one of your a-logs from the OnA forum, so I'm learning that I should try to be as consistent as @Gargamel is with you

No, you're just a 2 faced bitch who runs his mouth until I tell you to go fuck yourself and then you come crawling back when you realize that I'm the only person who doesn't think you're a pathetic fucking idiot on this message board.

Well even I think you're a pathetic fucking idiot now. This is the last time that I'm going to speak about you or Gargamel because I'm tired of explaining it to people and I'm tired of engaging with the two of you.

He's an empty headed dumb fuck who has to pick fights with me to maintain any semblance of relevance on this forum, and you are a fucking pathetic, jobless, loveless, homeless idiot that everyone on this message board treats like a joke because that's exactly what the fuck you are.

You aren't just a clown you are the entire fucking circus, and there is literally not enough alcohol in the entire continent of North America that would ever make me take the bait and speak to your worthless ass or pedofur Gargamel again.

So peace out, motherfucker. Have fun not bathing in your storage unit and creating a thousand alt accounts just like Ashley does.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

This is the last time that I'm going to speak about you or Gargamel

Rent free!

 

[Chrysler Building]

I simply like to pose as the opposite side of whoever spergs about it to fuck with them because people get emotionally invested in the argument which I find entertaining. I'm pro spite.

Most based post on this website

 

[Kan]

You can't disagree with objective facts. Your opinion is wrong.

You’re still a fucking moron.

 

[Kan]

Anyways, back to the other fucking moron.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-2483#post-19478362

 

[kiwifails]

Here's a hot life tip for you have you tried just being honest interest-worthy. Instead of just trying to appear so.

 

[Kan]

I simply like to pose as the opposite side of whoever spergs about it to fuck with them because people get emotionally invested in the argument which I find entertaining. I'm pro spite.

This you?

You really thought you had something there didn't you?

I hate Christians too retard. Nice try though. If there is a god it has nothing to do with any man made religion used to control stupid people. Satanism is funny because they're actually atheists larping to piss off Karens. Catholics are faggots and boy touchers covering for eachother. All theocracies are historically bad because they use god to justify their actions.

I don't care if a thread about a site I don't use anymore or care about gets derailed to shit on religion. Islam is like if mormans had a warlord leader. Fuck Judaism too while I'm at it.

You’re still a massive faggot.

 

[kiwifails]

Anyways, back to the other fucking moron.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-2483#post-19478362

I like how he's not even trying to hide it.

 

[Kan]

I like how he's not even trying to hide it.

Pretty much word for word.

 

[kiwifails]

Pretty much word for word.

Wasn't it Josh who said you should take people at face value for what they say instead of thinking that they're just joking around.

 

[Kan]

Wasn't it Josh who said you should take people at face value for what they say instead of thinking that they're just joking around.

Probably. That advice extremely easily applies to him.

 

[kiwifails]

Probably. That advice extremely easily applies to him.

Anytime Josh says anything it could be applied to him and probably does apply to him.

 

[Jack]

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Here's a hot life tip for you have you tried just being honest interest-worthy. Instead of just trying to appear so.

What an ASSHOLE. Why would you get a cheap suit tailored? That's like getting a high quality paint job on a 83 oldsmobile cutlass supreme that you bought from habib's crazy car lot.

You go to thrift stores or even better yet pawn shops and you buy the most quality one they have. And I don't mean the price tag, because if you can get a Brooks Brothers that costs $200 you're going to want to buy that one over the bullshit $300 off the rack piece of shit from the mall.

How can you be as old as he is and not understand how to not dress like a mongoloid?

I'm really hoping for my faith in humanity that this is just a joke he made that I'm not understanding.

 

[Nektar Geist]

How can you be as old as he is and not understand how to not dress like a mongoloid?

Same reason he was asking the kwiffar for after shave/cologne advice. Fatherless.

 

[Jack]

Same reason he was asking the kwiffar for after shave/cologne advice. Fatherless.

I'm just amazed. This dude AMAZES me with his fucking weirdness.

People like this can VOTE, that's the fucked up part.

 

[Youthful Shannel]

Same reason he was asking the kwiffar for after shave/cologne advice. Fatherless.

I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24, I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.

 

[Jack]

I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24, I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.

Yeah wait a minute why am I even giving him good advice?

Null, go buy an off the rack suit at Sears and then go get it tailored at men's wearhouse, you fucking CHUD.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I'm just amazed. This dude AMAZES me with his fucking weirdness.

He's the huwhite Jeebuz of frozen peaches, don't you know?

People like this can VOTE, that's the fucked up part

But he probably doesn't. joshy is paranoid enough to stay off the electoral roll, out of fear of being dox'd

I hope he was lurking when I suggested he wear Hermes H24

The man who knocked Ali on his ass, with the famous 'Ammer. This is the only Aftershave a man needs.

I'd hate to think that he was walking around in some young, sporty scent suggested by some zoomer retard.

Ok, for all the awkward weirdos lurkers, I shall dispense some valuable advice, on male grooming. As for aftershave and shit like that. It really doesn't mean much without body power/talc. I used to use Imperial Leather, but for some strange reason, it's now only available on ebay for £50, it used to be £3.

I can recommend...

Really cheap. And that's the thing that knocks out the stuff that causes BO. TRS Sartor, eat your heart out.

 

[Truble]

Visit DC for his lobbying. What actual politician would be seen with Josh? Even Marjorie Taylor Greene has condemned him.

Who?

Congressman P. Doe Fyle (D)?

Even admitting to talking to Josh would be a political kiss of death unless it was to yell cuss words.

 

[Jack]

Visit DC for his lobbying. What actual politician would be seen with Josh? Even Marjorie Taylor Greene has condemned him.

Who?

Congressman P. Doe Fyle (D)?

Even admitting to talking to Josh would be a political kiss of death unless it was to yell cuss words.

Speaker of the House Bustin' Jieber