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Chell said:
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I wonder if any of the money Josh grifted has gone towards Ozempic and surgery for excess skin? He's almost pushing 35: it isn't just gonna snap back into place. Empty tiddy flaps, sagging butt cheeks, melted inner thighs. Excess skin is always so fucking gross. Looks like a serial killer's duvet or something.

It's obvious his teeth are also utterly fucked, so he should consider braces, a palate expander or veneers. Then he'll be able to smile properly in photographs for once.

And hairplugs. Get it all done in one day in Turkey. Try and recapture the glory years of 2007-2012.

Hope that helps 🙏
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I think he's still fat because he got mad at a thread a few months ago for giving him weight loss tips. If he lost weight, I don't think he'd get skin removal surgery because after you get it you have to commit to staying a stable weight.
Veneers I doubt because he admitted he let a tooth rot and need to be pulled. For all we know, he could have lost more than one tooth and even some closer to the front. I don't know if you can get veneers with missing teeth.
He probably does have hair loss, many men at his age do have androgenetic alopecia/pattern hair loss but I can't figure out how he'd try to treat it. Finasteride and related drugs? Topical minoxidil? Surgery? Quack remedies like peppermint oil and scalp massage? I do remember him admitting to taking supplements a while ago and getting advice from the forum on that.
 
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Remember when KiwiFarms was about laughing at Lolcows not becoming them?
 
kiwifails said:
At least it's seasonally humorous,
As of lately I'm sick of hearing about this pasta eating fuck who shot up a CEO as if he's a modern day Robin hood.
This rich vs poor mentality is pinko Reddit behavior.
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It's also been annoying lately. People making Merch out of the guy. He makes School Shooters look like Beta Cucks. He gained a fanbase he never thought was possible in his lifetime and all this because he shot a CEO of some health insurance company no less.
 
Boobie Bomb said:
It's also been annoying lately. People making Merch out of the guy. He makes School Shooters look like Beta Cucks. He gained a fanbase he never thought was possible in his lifetime and all this because he shot a CEO of some health insurance company no less.
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While I can sympathize with those who are angry about the healthcare system, shooting a random CEO is irrational and counterproductive. If they truly want to effect change, they should target the systemic issues that allow such parasites to thrive.
 
kiwifails said:
While I can sympathize with those who are angry about the healthcare system, shooting a random CEO is irrational and counterproductive. If they truly want to effect change, they should target the systemic issues that allow such parasites to thrive.
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That being said... I would say It's not wrong if you don't feel bad for the guy who made millions of the deaths of Americans. Maybe a little bit for the family but it's basically known that the guy was a piece of shit in general and probably had it coming. I personally think it would have been funnier if it were a final destination freak accident instead of an assassin. Because the health insurance didn't cover it memes would have worked better.
 
Reason: He didn't feel bad about denying life saving medical treatment to make a profit so I don't feel bad his health insurance didn't cover assassinations.
Crimson Fucker said:
That being said... I would say It's not wrong if you don't feel bad for the guy who made millions of the deaths of Americans. Maybe a little bit for the family but it's basically known that the guy was a piece of shit in general and probably had it coming. I personally think it would have been funnier if it were a final destination freak accident instead of an assassin. Because the health insurance didn't cover it memes would have worked better.
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All in all, some health insurance companies feel like scams designed to take money from people who are already in need. Remember Obamacare? So many people fell for it.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
That being said... I would say It's not wrong if you don't feel bad for the guy who made millions of the deaths of Americans. Maybe a little bit for the family but it's basically known that the guy was a piece of shit in general and probably had it coming. I personally think it would have been funnier if it were a final destination freak accident instead of an assassin. Because the health insurance didn't cover it memes would have worked better.
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Luigi isn't a hero; he's a coward who took the easy route to solving his frustrations. A true hero is someone like Trump. Despite three assassination attempts, numerous legal battles, and the wrath of the entire U.S. government, he still won twice. Bigly indeed.
And he's changing what really matters: the federal government's policies.
 
kiwifails said:
Luigi isn't a hero; he's a coward who took the easy route to solving his frustrations. A true hero is someone like Trump. Despite three assassination attempts, numerous legal battles, and the wrath of the entire U.S. government, he still won twice. Bigly indeed.
And he's changing what really matters: the federal government's policies.
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Three? i saw the news about the redditor sleeper cell but what were the other two?

Trumps way is better and actually long lasting. Since people are replaceable, but the system that spawned them is not.
 
kiwifails said:
Luigi isn't a hero; he's a coward who took the easy route to solving his frustrations. A true hero is someone like Trump. Despite three assassination attempts, numerous legal battles, and the wrath of the entire U.S. government, he still won twice. Bigly indeed.
And he's changing what really matters: the federal government's policies.
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Interestingly, Luigi's Steam account includes a game featuring Mr. President himself.

 
Reason: Skip to the 9:38 mark
Fedbuster said:
i saw the news about the redditor sleeper cell but what were the other two?
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There was news of a couple of people arrested for planning plots against Trump.

"Prosecutors allege Shakeri – who participated in recorded conversations with law enforcement – was originally tasked by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps to carrying out other assassinations against US and Israeli citizens inside the US. But IRGC officials told Shakeri on October 7 to focus only on Trump, court documents say, and that he had seven days to formulate an assassination plan."
"US prosecutors have charged a man arrested near Donald Trump's Florida golf course with the attempted assassination of a presidential candidate.
It comes a day after a court filing showed Ryan Wesley Routh had written a note months ago saying he intended to kill Trump.
Routh, 58, already faces up to 20 years behind bars on two gun-related charges."
 
Boobie Bomb said:
All in all, some health insurance companies feel like scams designed to take money from people who are already in need. Remember Obamacare? So many people fell for it.
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They are literally scams since they are financially incentivized to avoid paying for life saving medical treatment. The one thing they are supposed to do, and they're not truthful with how much they actually cover and you end up getting big bills anyway. Plus hospitals overcharge knowing insurance companies cover only part of it so they make more money, so embezzlement. I'm pretty sure that particular insurance company have an AI algorithm for rejecting coverage that was banned in several states.
 
kiwifails said:
Luigi isn't a hero; he's a coward who took the easy route to solving his frustrations. A true hero is someone like Trump. Despite three assassination attempts, numerous legal battles, and the wrath of the entire U.S. government, he still won twice. Bigly indeed.
And he's changing what really matters: the federal government's policies.
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I wouldn't say taking a human life is cowardly. You can disagree with his methods but many people don't have it in them. It's not exactly the easy route either since he gave up his life for basically nothing, since they will replace him with another scum bag. But I do think more CEOs and politicians should fear the people they fuck over since feeling untouchable is what causes them to act like that in the first place. Even the French used to behead those in charge for doing a bad job. I don't support any politicians or large companies either. It's a big club and we're not in it.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
I wouldn't say taking a human life is cowardly.
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In this case, shooting someone in the back, which is what happened, that is cowardly.

Is the HI situation really that bad? If we consider who is cheering, the kwiffar, so.... a bunch of Cultural Marxists, who are upset at other Cultural Marxists getting more Internet ass pats than them. I've heard the figure (uncited, so if anyone can point me out the study) 30% of claims (that are legit) are rejected. But that still leave 70% that were rejected and not legit.

btw, from what I can gather, BT was being investigated for insider trading (meaning that his murder might have been to stop him snitching). So... him being gunned down, by a guy who claimed to have a bad back (but so did his Mum, he was doin' 4 hiz Moms) but was seen riding a bike... people might want to start

Another btw, the kwiffar might want to really think about the "Yeah, but he was a shady cunt, and I don't like him" mentality... considering that makes joshy a "legit" target. After all "He's literally murdering trannies" innit?
 
It takes at least some amount of guts to actually pull the trigger no matter where you shoot them, knowing you're going to give up your freedom for it. Most people wouldn't go through with it. Marianne Bachmeier shot her daughter's murderer in the back and I wouldn't say it's cowardly. Should have been the face though so it would have been a closed casket funeral. Both instances. I'm not going to fault a guy for killing someone with more notches under their belt than he did regardless. Since that CEO has way more kills than he did. I think it would have been better if someone with a terminal illness shot him instead because they'd have nothing to lose anyway. It would also be more believable.
 
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