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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Telling the police to fuck off when they're right in front of you is righteous. Telling cops almost 7,000 miles away to fuck off is what fags hiding in the bathroom do.

I once drunkenly and angrily yelled at a cop to go home and beat his wife and rape his stepdaughter as they were leaving my house because they couldn't arrest me that night.

That dude could have found an excuse to beat the fuck out of me, Taser me, mace me and him and his buddies give me the symphony of the batons.

I don't think that pussy would have the balls to do that to the cops even with TV cameras and lawyers protecting him.
 
Reason: In hindsight I don't think I would have had the balls to do it sober, but I do think it's funny that I did it.
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Null keeps the forum running because he is on a righteous mission of truth.
 
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Null keeps the forum running because he is on a righteous mission of truth.
"...I am reminded that the people who hate us..."

Is he doubling down on referring to himself and the Kiwi Farms as some kind plurality? Even after Rackets called him out on the contradiction?
Pretty sure any animosity shown toward the Kiwi Farms is directed at you, Josh.

"Objectively righteous" is also hilarious. The Kiwi Farms is a silly drama website for anonymous circle-jerking edgy boys. Nobody picks up a tabloid magazine from the supermarket thinking the latest gossip column was written by Lawful Good Paladins. The only reason the Kiwi Farms even exists is because spiteful people support it and its host has no life outside it. That's the reality.
 
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Null is considering allowing self-promotion onto the forum, because in his own words, it worked for Something Awful.
Lol, I was just about to post about that. I voted yes so that something could come of that fetid hive besides news reports. It'll be hilarious to see a whole market of h-games there.
 
Procreate? This ship has sailed.
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.
 
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.

He is one of those faggots who are contributing to the declining birth rate in the world. He doesn't want the burden or the responsibility of raising children.

I don't subscribe to that whole "alpha male" bullshit, but to me my fertility makes me feel like a man. The fact that I had three sons makes me feel badass, not only because I have left a legacy of three men to spread my name and DNA on this planet, but I shot all boys.

I might even fuck around and have a buzzer beater baby with the dragon lady just for the goof.
 
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.
So convincing one of his retarded nigger pizza bunch gorls? Just to get them pregnant and have...Nevermind I forgot again, in this very fucking moment, this retard cannot produce for jack SHIT
 
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