Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[SwimStaffRubber]

lmfao, that's what he's doing nowadays?? that's just sad. but allas, what do you expect from shithead like him?

What am I suppose to expect? A complete retard like Jim to die out in his days after all the bitching and crying he did while gloating about KF and glazing Pippa Pipkin's nutsack. People really think a guy who makes video crying about tumblr and deviantart and crying about sektur adjacent faggots to not completely die out? He wouldn't amount to anything but just another retarded e-daddy for niggers who needed to share their cigarette love for him.

 

[Lunar Magma]

I've got a good idea. You know what I think? Instead of people crowdfunding to Jewsh Moonpie 6K for the Rekieta bodycam footage (which is still unreleased btw) or paying Jewsh Moonpie's Kiwi Farms operating expenses to the tune of 31K. Or paying Jewsh Moonpie 160K to waste on trying to bail his friend out of his own litigation (Viny Zhen vs LFJ). We should do a FOIA request to get the Forest Lake Minnesota body cam footage of when Mr. Metocare was swatted. There were several incidents so that means several different body cam events exist.

Time to see what daddy Gym looks like. Or maybe crowdfund 5K for a guy to camp out outside Metocare's home for 2 weeks with a telephoto lens camera snapping pics. The guy can use the 5K for 2 weeks of hotels, food, and gas. Metocare has to leave his house at some point. We also need a clearer view of how much Metocare is exaggerating his illness. Don't you think the audience has a right to know if the guy is scamming them? And if he's truly sick, to what extent? How does someone like DSP get so much hate for scamming but not Metocare or Josh? It's bc the average person doesn't like DSP and his alog channels control the narrative about him but people still do love Metocare. Their e-grifting behaviors are the same but people give one a pass and condemn the other.

What happened to IronWolfSpear, the ex-Kino Casino paypig that floated the idea of going to Metocare's house awhile back on a Perspicacity stream? I would much rather see good bodycam footage of Gym's face talking to cops at his front door than some boring nothingburger Rekieta bodycam footage (just for Jewsh to feel like he humiliated Rekieta and got a W over him). We already know everything that happened to Rekieta. The internet fame and money went to his head, his ego blew up, and he started swinging and doing drugs, which ruined him. There is no mystery there at all besides how his daughter got cocaine in her system. But the bodycam footage will not answer this question regardless. So who cares?

My only fear for this idea would be Forest Lake police might try to redact/censor Metocare's face. If so, there would be no point of even getting it.

How is it that the sector paypigs waste their money on fruitless stupid shit for grifters to piss away? Or on lawsuits that go nowhere? How about you fags pay for something interesting like getting Metocare's pictures? We still don't know what he looks like despite having his address, home pictures, real name, date of birth, arrest records, wife info, debt records, family tree, medical info, etc. The guy has been an internet public figure since before 2014. Even on smaller channels before he became InternetAristocrat and Mr. Metocare, back to 2007. But we are no closer to seeing what he looks like in all this time. Paypigs need to stop paying for Asston to eat himself to death, for Wortski to snort cocaine and buy Wii2 games, and for Jewsh to stuff his face and sue people, and for Ralph to eat Xannies like Skittles and actually fund something productive and interesting. Stop flushing your money down the drain at the casino and put it to good use, if you're gonna be a faggot paypig.

 

[Obscenity2022]

Time to see what daddy Gym looks like.

he's been undergoing chemo and was a former varsity athlete and smoker. there is a 100% chance he looks super fucking good compared to most e-celebs on the farms. Even if he doesn't look amazing, the whole chemo thing will get people not shitting on his looks. you might forget but most people born before the 1990s didn't live on a diet of microplastics and soda like Josh and Ethan Ralph, even the weirdos that spent all their time online like Lowtax looked at least close to average. Its why you didn't really have a "gym" culture until the 2010s, most people didn't have to worry about being overweight, that was also before SSRIs or it being more normal to eat junkfood daily.

doxxing Jim will just make people like him even more, he's easily less fat than Sargon and just based on voice can't look too much like shit. DJ Qualls-esque at most.


also there is a 90% shot that its going to be Jade in the footage, for obvious reasons Jade would be the one to answer the door immediately

Like have you not seen recent doxxes of far right people? quite a few of them just make the left look bad because each one looks relatively good, especially compared to the soft antifa types doxxing them

 

[thefrogninja]

Josh wrote love letter to his current best internet friend Ashton "PPP" Parks.

Spoiler

okay look, what you have to understand is that I am probably the longest running unironic fan of PPP. I think maybe 99% of people who know him just think he kind of spawned out of a gutter one day and started the Kino Casino with Andy Warski, but that's not the case. I don't think people even know PPP has a meaning: People's Populist Press.

Back when Ralph was actually really popular and raking in thousands of dollars off of YouTube, the atmosphere of the Internet was completely different. I could best describe the streamers between GamerGate and the end of the Trump admin as patchwork similar to the tiles of the floor of a mental institution. Locked in grout, respecting each others boundaries, not very interesting or transgressive.

But even in the hyper-censored days, there was an underground, and this was back when /cow/ was still a thing. What some people, notably Godwinson and then PPP, would do is just boot up streams and talk the maddest shit that has ever been talked. They'd use cheap webcams or their phone propped up against a wall, with the worst audio quality ever. Godwinson in particular had rules (styled after the Dogme 95, an informal set of avant garde cinematography rules) he called Kino Dogme 2007. Audio quality, video quality, and film style had to be on par with 2007 YouTube, which he called the peak of YouTube. Godwinson calling certain unintentionally artistic things "kino" is where PPP got the word.

They were also very anti-grifting. Back during GamerGate, Patreon and SuperChats were called "hipster welfare" and it was a mark of shame to have one. There's very famously a video of Metokur ridiculing someone for having a RedBubble selling things like clocks with their logo in it.

So those were the rules. GWS and the People's Populist Press followed the rules and the gambit was they were going to talk all the mad shit that the streamers in the organized, for-profit streaming patchwork would never do, less they risk the well-established hierarchy and their position in it. Matt Jarbo is a good example of what happens to someone who upsets the balance and gets dressed down by all the big boys.

GWS and PPP, having absolutely no financial incentives and no real audience, had no rules to play by. So they'd prop their phone up against a wall, open Google Hangouts, use that to stream to YouTube without using OBS (OBS was abominable to the Kino Dogme), and then just air out all the laundry about the then-untouchable Ethan Ralph.

Now normally a coked up angloid and a big fat guy streaming to an audience of 40 people (I was one of them) should not upset the guys making tens of thousands of dollars doing the easiest job ever created. But it did. Even though Ralph's audience was 6000+ people on a good day, the hundred or so anons on /cow/ sharing clips of GWS/PPP bullying Ralph drove him so up the wall he'd start arguing anonymously in his own defense.

They all did this btw. All those big boy streamers read /cow/ and would whiteknight themselves. I'm sure even Andy Warski did it too.

PPP's real gift as a performer is his background as a youth pastor. He has a classic American southern baptist style fire and brimstone way of casting condemnations on people. Even when he does it without religious context (though religious condemnations were way more common for him during this era) it is still very compelling.

This is also where Coach Redpill comes in. Despite Coach not even being relevant to anything I've mentioned, for some reason he loved /cow/, he loved shit talking streamers, and he had this enormous dating YouTube channel, but would still randomly post 3 minute videos of himself making fun of Ethan Ralph on /cow/. He really thought GWS and PPP were the coolest kids on the block and he coveted their approval.

Over the years, three big things change: (1) Metokur becomes a grifter, and by proxy whatever Metokur does is OK for everyone else to do because he is always the top dog in the hierarchy, (2) Godwinson had a falling out with PPP. Without Godwinson to preach the Dogme, PPP appears to have stopped caring about it, and (3) Mad at the Internet started and was the most successful podcast about Internet drama in da setur for a long time.

I believe that he looked at Metokur and said, "I can grift better than that", looked at Godwinson and said, "I don't need that anymore", and looked at me and said, "I can do that with more energy." So, being someone with approximately zero technical knowhow, he called up the most senior streamer he somehow stayed on good terms with and said "let's do a show I'm going to make you rich buddeh". That's my theory.

Early KC I really didn't like. It was, and still is, very loud. However, the biggest improvement is literally just that PPP will talk over Andy without mercy now. I saw it was successful but I didn't like it. I developed stockholm syndrome for KC after I started needing to do work after about 8pm and for some reason their timeslot would occupy 8pm to 4am which is exactly when I had shit to do.


You might notice by this point btw that I just refer to the Kino Casino as a whole by just saying PPP. I honestly do have a hard time saying nice things about Warski. We have had precisely one interaction before Kino Casino, and that was during the Tonkasaw Boxing Event. He had a really big chimpout with me on the air and started calling his boxing promoter a dumb whore and all sorts of other awful shit while I'm just going "Warski????" over and over again in disbelief. For some reason she didn't care at all and let him fight still. It's not that I don't like him on a personal level, I just don't really have anything to say about him.

I've never discussed this with PPP, but I think the reason he's kept with Warski is either out of a sense of loyalty, and/or (my current theory) is that Warski actually does a ton of show prep and genuinely does good work with the production that PPP doesn't think he can easily replace or do by himself. I don't mean operating OBS, I mean watching hours of footage, clipping stuff, paying attention to news vectors that people like me do not pay attention to, knowing basically everyone who has ever made appearances in the sektur off the top of his head. I think those kinds of things have immense intangible value.

so huge tl;dr but PPP has always been one of the most transgressive shit-stirrers in the sektur and what makes him really unique is that he did it for more than half a decade without taking a paycheck just because he thought people like Ralph and Rekieta were sinners who didn't deserve the bounties they had been given. his turn from anti-grifter to grifter was an honest to god "the city deserves a better class of criminal" situation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/page-1393#post-21631829

 

[Obscenity2022]

Josh wrote love letter to his current best internet friend Ashton "PPP" Parks.

Spoiler

okay look, what you have to understand is that I am probably the longest running unironic fan of PPP. I think maybe 99% of people who know him just think he kind of spawned out of a gutter one day and started the Kino Casino with Andy Warski, but that's not the case. I don't think people even know PPP has a meaning: People's Populist Press.

Back when Ralph was actually really popular and raking in thousands of dollars off of YouTube, the atmosphere of the Internet was completely different. I could best describe the streamers between GamerGate and the end of the Trump admin as patchwork similar to the tiles of the floor of a mental institution. Locked in grout, respecting each others boundaries, not very interesting or transgressive.

But even in the hyper-censored days, there was an underground, and this was back when /cow/ was still a thing. What some people, notably Godwinson and then PPP, would do is just boot up streams and talk the maddest shit that has ever been talked. They'd use cheap webcams or their phone propped up against a wall, with the worst audio quality ever. Godwinson in particular had rules (styled after the Dogme 95, an informal set of avant garde cinematography rules) he called Kino Dogme 2007. Audio quality, video quality, and film style had to be on par with 2007 YouTube, which he called the peak of YouTube. Godwinson calling certain unintentionally artistic things "kino" is where PPP got the word.

They were also very anti-grifting. Back during GamerGate, Patreon and SuperChats were called "hipster welfare" and it was a mark of shame to have one. There's very famously a video of Metokur ridiculing someone for having a RedBubble selling things like clocks with their logo in it.

So those were the rules. GWS and the People's Populist Press followed the rules and the gambit was they were going to talk all the mad shit that the streamers in the organized, for-profit streaming patchwork would never do, less they risk the well-established hierarchy and their position in it. Matt Jarbo is a good example of what happens to someone who upsets the balance and gets dressed down by all the big boys.

GWS and PPP, having absolutely no financial incentives and no real audience, had no rules to play by. So they'd prop their phone up against a wall, open Google Hangouts, use that to stream to YouTube without using OBS (OBS was abominable to the Kino Dogme), and then just air out all the laundry about the then-untouchable Ethan Ralph.

Now normally a coked up angloid and a big fat guy streaming to an audience of 40 people (I was one of them) should not upset the guys making tens of thousands of dollars doing the easiest job ever created. But it did. Even though Ralph's audience was 6000+ people on a good day, the hundred or so anons on /cow/ sharing clips of GWS/PPP bullying Ralph drove him so up the wall he'd start arguing anonymously in his own defense.

They all did this btw. All those big boy streamers read /cow/ and would whiteknight themselves. I'm sure even Andy Warski did it too.

PPP's real gift as a performer is his background as a youth pastor. He has a classic American southern baptist style fire and brimstone way of casting condemnations on people. Even when he does it without religious context (though religious condemnations were way more common for him during this era) it is still very compelling.

This is also where Coach Redpill comes in. Despite Coach not even being relevant to anything I've mentioned, for some reason he loved /cow/, he loved shit talking streamers, and he had this enormous dating YouTube channel, but would still randomly post 3 minute videos of himself making fun of Ethan Ralph on /cow/. He really thought GWS and PPP were the coolest kids on the block and he coveted their approval.

Over the years, three big things change: (1) Metokur becomes a grifter, and by proxy whatever Metokur does is OK for everyone else to do because he is always the top dog in the hierarchy, (2) Godwinson had a falling out with PPP. Without Godwinson to preach the Dogme, PPP appears to have stopped caring about it, and (3) Mad at the Internet started and was the most successful podcast about Internet drama in da setur for a long time.

I believe that he looked at Metokur and said, "I can grift better than that", looked at Godwinson and said, "I don't need that anymore", and looked at me and said, "I can do that with more energy." So, being someone with approximately zero technical knowhow, he called up the most senior streamer he somehow stayed on good terms with and said "let's do a show I'm going to make you rich buddeh". That's my theory.

Early KC I really didn't like. It was, and still is, very loud. However, the biggest improvement is literally just that PPP will talk over Andy without mercy now. I saw it was successful but I didn't like it. I developed stockholm syndrome for KC after I started needing to do work after about 8pm and for some reason their timeslot would occupy 8pm to 4am which is exactly when I had shit to do.


You might notice by this point btw that I just refer to the Kino Casino as a whole by just saying PPP. I honestly do have a hard time saying nice things about Warski. We have had precisely one interaction before Kino Casino, and that was during the Tonkasaw Boxing Event. He had a really big chimpout with me on the air and started calling his boxing promoter a dumb whore and all sorts of other awful shit while I'm just going "Warski????" over and over again in disbelief. For some reason she didn't care at all and let him fight still. It's not that I don't like him on a personal level, I just don't really have anything to say about him.

I've never discussed this with PPP, but I think the reason he's kept with Warski is either out of a sense of loyalty, and/or (my current theory) is that Warski actually does a ton of show prep and genuinely does good work with the production that PPP doesn't think he can easily replace or do by himself. I don't mean operating OBS, I mean watching hours of footage, clipping stuff, paying attention to news vectors that people like me do not pay attention to, knowing basically everyone who has ever made appearances in the sektur off the top of his head. I think those kinds of things have immense intangible value.

so huge tl;dr but PPP has always been one of the most transgressive shit-stirrers in the sektur and what makes him really unique is that he did it for more than half a decade without taking a paycheck just because he thought people like Ralph and Rekieta were sinners who didn't deserve the bounties they had been given. his turn from anti-grifter to grifter was an honest to god "the city deserves a better class of criminal" situation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/page-1393#post-21631829

cute post. surprised he didn't bring up how much he hated PPP during the ip2 saga, he was the biggest hater when PPP went after dick and ip2. he treated PPP the way nick rekieta treats "josh's angels" and it was only around the cuties saga that josh had an open love of PPP.

also yes its fucking obvious Warski is kept around because he literally does everything else besides host the show. its like PPP is Stern and Warski is the rest of the staff, Warski does the prep, he deals with the paypigs, he handles all the technical stuff. PPP can be so talented because he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. Its genuinely difficult to juggle all that shit and put on a good show because its two entirely different skill sets. Like how singing and being an audio engineer. Beyonce can't even read a fucking book and if singing as a medium forced the 'one man band' style that streaming did, she'd be on OF right now. but because she can have a whole team to handle everything outside of singing and dancing she's thriving. And the white version of Beyonce is in fact PPP.

I do love how that faggot Josh shoves in the idea that KC only exists because PPP was "inspired" by his show, the fact he's simping for PPP even after PPP fed DSP what he thought was the best points to attack Null show's how spineless Josh has been.

 

[Neighbor Nerds]

Josh wrote love letter to his current best internet friend Ashton "PPP" Parks.

Spoiler

okay look, what you have to understand is that I am probably the longest running unironic fan of PPP. I think maybe 99% of people who know him just think he kind of spawned out of a gutter one day and started the Kino Casino with Andy Warski, but that's not the case. I don't think people even know PPP has a meaning: People's Populist Press.

Back when Ralph was actually really popular and raking in thousands of dollars off of YouTube, the atmosphere of the Internet was completely different. I could best describe the streamers between GamerGate and the end of the Trump admin as patchwork similar to the tiles of the floor of a mental institution. Locked in grout, respecting each others boundaries, not very interesting or transgressive.

But even in the hyper-censored days, there was an underground, and this was back when /cow/ was still a thing. What some people, notably Godwinson and then PPP, would do is just boot up streams and talk the maddest shit that has ever been talked. They'd use cheap webcams or their phone propped up against a wall, with the worst audio quality ever. Godwinson in particular had rules (styled after the Dogme 95, an informal set of avant garde cinematography rules) he called Kino Dogme 2007. Audio quality, video quality, and film style had to be on par with 2007 YouTube, which he called the peak of YouTube. Godwinson calling certain unintentionally artistic things "kino" is where PPP got the word.

They were also very anti-grifting. Back during GamerGate, Patreon and SuperChats were called "hipster welfare" and it was a mark of shame to have one. There's very famously a video of Metokur ridiculing someone for having a RedBubble selling things like clocks with their logo in it.

So those were the rules. GWS and the People's Populist Press followed the rules and the gambit was they were going to talk all the mad shit that the streamers in the organized, for-profit streaming patchwork would never do, less they risk the well-established hierarchy and their position in it. Matt Jarbo is a good example of what happens to someone who upsets the balance and gets dressed down by all the big boys.

GWS and PPP, having absolutely no financial incentives and no real audience, had no rules to play by. So they'd prop their phone up against a wall, open Google Hangouts, use that to stream to YouTube without using OBS (OBS was abominable to the Kino Dogme), and then just air out all the laundry about the then-untouchable Ethan Ralph.

Now normally a coked up angloid and a big fat guy streaming to an audience of 40 people (I was one of them) should not upset the guys making tens of thousands of dollars doing the easiest job ever created. But it did. Even though Ralph's audience was 6000+ people on a good day, the hundred or so anons on /cow/ sharing clips of GWS/PPP bullying Ralph drove him so up the wall he'd start arguing anonymously in his own defense.

They all did this btw. All those big boy streamers read /cow/ and would whiteknight themselves. I'm sure even Andy Warski did it too.

PPP's real gift as a performer is his background as a youth pastor. He has a classic American southern baptist style fire and brimstone way of casting condemnations on people. Even when he does it without religious context (though religious condemnations were way more common for him during this era) it is still very compelling.

This is also where Coach Redpill comes in. Despite Coach not even being relevant to anything I've mentioned, for some reason he loved /cow/, he loved shit talking streamers, and he had this enormous dating YouTube channel, but would still randomly post 3 minute videos of himself making fun of Ethan Ralph on /cow/. He really thought GWS and PPP were the coolest kids on the block and he coveted their approval.

Over the years, three big things change: (1) Metokur becomes a grifter, and by proxy whatever Metokur does is OK for everyone else to do because he is always the top dog in the hierarchy, (2) Godwinson had a falling out with PPP. Without Godwinson to preach the Dogme, PPP appears to have stopped caring about it, and (3) Mad at the Internet started and was the most successful podcast about Internet drama in da setur for a long time.

I believe that he looked at Metokur and said, "I can grift better than that", looked at Godwinson and said, "I don't need that anymore", and looked at me and said, "I can do that with more energy." So, being someone with approximately zero technical knowhow, he called up the most senior streamer he somehow stayed on good terms with and said "let's do a show I'm going to make you rich buddeh". That's my theory.

Early KC I really didn't like. It was, and still is, very loud. However, the biggest improvement is literally just that PPP will talk over Andy without mercy now. I saw it was successful but I didn't like it. I developed stockholm syndrome for KC after I started needing to do work after about 8pm and for some reason their timeslot would occupy 8pm to 4am which is exactly when I had shit to do.


You might notice by this point btw that I just refer to the Kino Casino as a whole by just saying PPP. I honestly do have a hard time saying nice things about Warski. We have had precisely one interaction before Kino Casino, and that was during the Tonkasaw Boxing Event. He had a really big chimpout with me on the air and started calling his boxing promoter a dumb whore and all sorts of other awful shit while I'm just going "Warski????" over and over again in disbelief. For some reason she didn't care at all and let him fight still. It's not that I don't like him on a personal level, I just don't really have anything to say about him.

I've never discussed this with PPP, but I think the reason he's kept with Warski is either out of a sense of loyalty, and/or (my current theory) is that Warski actually does a ton of show prep and genuinely does good work with the production that PPP doesn't think he can easily replace or do by himself. I don't mean operating OBS, I mean watching hours of footage, clipping stuff, paying attention to news vectors that people like me do not pay attention to, knowing basically everyone who has ever made appearances in the sektur off the top of his head. I think those kinds of things have immense intangible value.

so huge tl;dr but PPP has always been one of the most transgressive shit-stirrers in the sektur and what makes him really unique is that he did it for more than half a decade without taking a paycheck just because he thought people like Ralph and Rekieta were sinners who didn't deserve the bounties they had been given. his turn from anti-grifter to grifter was an honest to god "the city deserves a better class of criminal" situation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino.110845/page-1393#post-21631829

I can't wait until the inevitable falling out between Jewsh and PPP. Just Imagining all the cringe in those DMs makes me feel like a kid on Christmas morning!

 

[George Lucas]

HHH makes a good point, but Tough Guy Josh™ barges in with a non-sequitur fantasizing about killing people if he was ever "forced" to take the covid19 vaccine, which over 80% of Americans have taken at least one dose of.
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Percentage of people vaccinated against COVID-19 by state U.S. 2023| Statista

As of April 2023, about 69 percent of the U.S. population had been vaccinated against COVID. Rhode Island had one of the highest shares of people vaccinated.

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If the vaxx-tards and anti-vax-tards ever went to war, it would be an easy victory for the vaxx-tards.

This happens way too fucking often for someone who supposedly doesn’t even vote.

> Friendly political disagreement over some issue
> Someone makes a poignant, intelligent point
> Josh barges in and says some retarded bullshit
> Conversation immediately becomes about whatever retarded thing Josh said

He just likes the attention, at least until he gets heat over it. Then he screams about how much he actually doesn’t care about the issue at all and yells at people who tag him.

 

[Lunar Magma]

cute post. surprised he didn't bring up how much he hated PPP during the ip2 saga,

he's been undergoing chemo and was a former varsity athlete and smoker.

Metokur was a varsity athlete? Got any proof? Or it this something you imagined or projected onto him? At heart, he is a weeb-nerd, computer dork that likes anime, manga, video games, and the internet. And spends too much time online. Like most people in the sector. He's like the king of the nerds, which a lot of people in his audience aspire to be. The persona/character he has played online is this fake Chad bully character, which has drawn in a lot of people over the years.

there is a 100% chance he looks super fucking good compared to most e-celebs on the farms.

Eh. Perhaps but the bar for the sector is basically morbidly-obese nerds like PPP and Josh Moon. Or short alcoholic drug-addicts like Ralph with bitch-tits and sagging flesh. So being above this doesn't make you great; it just means you cleared a very low bar of retardation and dysgenics.

just based on voice can't look too much like shit.

This is quite the stretch though. You're assuming so much based on a voice. There a limit to what you can gather based on how much you like someone's voice.

Like have you not seen recent doxxes of far right people? quite a few of them just make the left look bad because each one looks relatively good, especially compared to the soft antifa types doxxing them

Which ones? Now I'm skeptical. I have a feeling we would disagree on this.

 

[Ken Ichijouji]

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Metokur was a varsity athlete? Got any proof? Or it this something you imagined or projected onto him? At heart, he is a weeb-nerd, computer dork that likes anime, manga, video games, and the internet. And spends too much time online. Like most people in the sector. He's like the king of the nerds, which a lot of people in his audience aspire to be. The persona/character he has played online is this fake Chad bully character, which has drawn in a lot of people over the years.

Is being a varsity athlete that big of a deal? I was a varsity athlete all 4 years of high school in 2 sports and 2 years in college and I'm out of shape and overweight now. Was a huge nerd in high school still and a massive autist. People like Jersh are just not normal at all, they're shut ins.Most oldfags still had some semblance of a normal life alongside being shit posters which is what Jim and Jersh fall into, just in different spectrums(lmao) so I don't think it is that much of a stretch to imagine him being somewhat in shape or having been in shape in the past

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

 

[thefrogninja]

Metokur was a varsity athlete? Got any proof? Or it this something you imagined or projected onto him? At heart, he is a weeb-nerd, computer dork that likes anime, manga, video games, and the internet. And spends too much time online.

Metocuck was never an athlete and if his arrest file is to be believed he's a fat schlub.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Metocuck was never an athlete and if his arrest file is to be believed he's a fat schlub.
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To be fair, going 90 in a 70 speed limit is pretty normal for most Americans. Seeing them more as suggestions than a hard limit. Metiocre is still a fat retard though. It's funny because being a varsity athlete is so impressive it's not worth lying about. I was never one and wouldn't care if someone was or not.

 

[Sailor Troon]

Metocuck was never an athlete and if his arrest file is to be believed he's a fat schlub.
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Jim/Metocuck is one of the most perpetually online creatures in existence. Of course he's going to be an amorphous blob of lard.