Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Sock Tuah said:
the whole point of s3 is to TAKE THE LOAD FOR STATIC ASSETS OFF OF THE SERVER

running minio ON THE SAME SERVER is RETARDED and gives no performance gain from just serving the static asset directly. unless youre running into problems with socket and thread capacity.

introducing S3 is a way to fix that.

introducing S3 on the same server is a retarded extremely suboptimal way to do that.

im not interested in hacking or ddosing anyone or anything but it looks like kiwifarms is vulnerable to a slowloris attack , more so than a ddos attack.

hell let you keep about 76 sockets open per client (no wonder he runs out of sockets) im estimating 1000 clients could do 76000 sockets.

the problem isnt the 65536 max sockets, its that the same server is also apparently doing sql and minio.

hurrr whys my desktop NVME doing this so slow....

id tell him how *id* fix it if he unbans me and leaves me tf alone. or maybe not, ive probably already said too much as socktuah and would be better off with a new sock where i just kiss nulls ass... or at least dont publicly admit to suspecting hes a latent transsexual ...and engage in performative consensus with the rest of them.


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He would rather let his site stay broken like his dick than let anyone using onion farms touch his leaking pocket spaghetti code, no matter how weak his knees are from more than just his arms being heavy.
 
Gore San said:
More general sperging
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Null points out he ant the other users are jealous that this literally who vtuber gets to live the neet lifestyle they all want and gets mad when other don't see it.
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Josh explains the plan of his old sock that didn't work out.
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Look a retard fight.
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Context for Josh's next sperg
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I now have a reason to dust off this ancient meme from a more civilized time for the Internet.
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Some brilliant person fed the KC drama with Josh's defense of Warski's alleged sects with a 15/17 year old and Destiny's sexts with a 17 year old to some strange AI program that has fake news reporters discuss the topic to each other.

 
Gore San said:
More general sperging
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This fat faggot is unable to post in a thread on his own website without spilling his spaghetti, derailing it and getting into tardfights with his own userbase. I'm struggling to think of a site administrator that's been as disruptive to his own community as Josh and I can only come up with Lowtax.
No wonder his favorite users are equally disruptive retards such as Lidl, Dyn or HHH.
 
Neighbor Nerds said:
Jewsh meltdown number ??? Just dropped.
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>This website IS NOT your playground, it's MINE!
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On one hand, fuck the DM gooners. On the other hand, reported for what? Using the site's features?
Maybe instead of bitching and moaning about it, Jewsh could've added a feature that allows users to block others from inviting them to DMs? Oh wait, I think Xenforo already has this!
 
The Real Nowhere Man said:
On one hand, fuck the DM gooners. On the other hand, reported for what? Using the site's features?
Maybe instead of bitching and moaning about it, Jewsh could've added a feature that allows users to block others from inviting them to DMs? Oh wait, I think Xenforo already has this!
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I assumed his site allowed you to block dms from people you don't follow, even we have this feature.
 
Neighbor Nerds said:
Jewsh meltdown number ??? Just dropped.
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I've literally had reports denied & deleted because "You le posted in le thread so i don't care REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE" so on what grounds can he sperg out about this issue? No yeah it's only sperg worthy when it's BP whores or your socks, right josh? God forbid someone does something you asked specifically of them to do.
 
Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you.

I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice.

You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I don’t really believe that theory that he’s a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. I’ve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.

The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.

“But why should I help you?” I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, I’m sure he’d be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. It’s a win-win situation all around!!!

Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site I’m sure people won’t believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldn’t make any sense)

Mock me all you want, think I’m crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!
 
PonderosaPete (a user who posts mostly in the Crabshacks) got not just banned but red strikethroughed today.
The reason? Posting a soyteen copypasta about raping the Beauty Parlour.
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This is almost the same level of stupidity as the Cheese bans.
I've seen Soyteens post this without repercussion in their thread.
Null gets so angry about the DMs all the time, you have to wonder why he hasn't disabled them yet.
 
vlcmediaplayer said:
Null gets so angry about the DMs all the time, you have to wonder why he hasn't disabled them yet.
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I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day. In other words, he's purposefully allowing DMs to continue because it gives him a reason to swing his ePenis around when shit fucks up (which is all the time since the users are retarded).

Either that or it's because the BP feminists use them constantly and would most likely throw a massive shitfit if he got rid of it because then they wouldn't have a safe-space hugbox to talk about whatever it is they talk about.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day.
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saying this as a jershfag: I’m genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d solve a lot of problems for so many people. He’s said before that he isn’t lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
 
Mace Dindu said:
saying this as a jershfag: I’m genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d solve a lot of problems for so many people. He’s said before that he isn’t lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
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Kill yourself violently.
 
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