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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Josh is salivating at the thought of selling overpriced stickers to his users.
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Neighbor Nerds said:
Jewsh meltdown number ??? Just dropped.
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>This website IS NOT your playground, it's MINE!
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On one hand, fuck the DM gooners. On the other hand, reported for what? Using the site's features?
Maybe instead of bitching and moaning about it, Jewsh could've added a feature that allows users to block others from inviting them to DMs? Oh wait, I think Xenforo already has this!
 
The Real Nowhere Man said:
On one hand, fuck the DM gooners. On the other hand, reported for what? Using the site's features?
Maybe instead of bitching and moaning about it, Jewsh could've added a feature that allows users to block others from inviting them to DMs? Oh wait, I think Xenforo already has this!
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I assumed his site allowed you to block dms from people you don't follow, even we have this feature.
 
Neighbor Nerds said:
Jewsh meltdown number ??? Just dropped.
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I've literally had reports denied & deleted because "You le posted in le thread so i don't care REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE" so on what grounds can he sperg out about this issue? No yeah it's only sperg worthy when it's BP whores or your socks, right josh? God forbid someone does something you asked specifically of them to do.
 
Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you.

I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice.

You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I don’t really believe that theory that he’s a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. I’ve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.

The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.

“But why should I help you?” I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, I’m sure he’d be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. It’s a win-win situation all around!!!

Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site I’m sure people won’t believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldn’t make any sense)

Mock me all you want, think I’m crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!
 
PonderosaPete (a user who posts mostly in the Crabshacks) got not just banned but red strikethroughed today.
The reason? Posting a soyteen copypasta about raping the Beauty Parlour.
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This is almost the same level of stupidity as the Cheese bans.
I've seen Soyteens post this without repercussion in their thread.
Null gets so angry about the DMs all the time, you have to wonder why he hasn't disabled them yet.
 
vlcmediaplayer said:
Null gets so angry about the DMs all the time, you have to wonder why he hasn't disabled them yet.
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I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day. In other words, he's purposefully allowing DMs to continue because it gives him a reason to swing his ePenis around when shit fucks up (which is all the time since the users are retarded).

Either that or it's because the BP feminists use them constantly and would most likely throw a massive shitfit if he got rid of it because then they wouldn't have a safe-space hugbox to talk about whatever it is they talk about.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day.
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saying this as a jershfag: I’m genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d solve a lot of problems for so many people. He’s said before that he isn’t lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
 
Mace Dindu said:
saying this as a jershfag: I’m genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d solve a lot of problems for so many people. He’s said before that he isn’t lonely but I dunno, I kinda have a hard time believing that.
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Kill yourself violently.
 
I love how the cheese ban sound like this big thing some country did over cheese imports or something, but no, it's just Josh banning his users for negrating his posts about cheese.
 
Mace Dindu said:
Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you.

I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice.

You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I don’t really believe that theory that he’s a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. I’ve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.

The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.

“But why should I help you?” I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, I’m sure he’d be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. It’s a win-win situation all around!!!

Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site I’m sure people won’t believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldn’t make any sense)

Mock me all you want, think I’m crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!
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>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl Drip
Fake Null simp

Also if you're gonna try to catfish him with this "I am a sexy barely legal teen girl who is in love with Null and wants to be his tradwife" thing I don't think you will have much success. People on here already tried that and according to the women of lolcow.farm Null just sends every woman who messages him a clip of Nick Fuentes saying "No e-girls! Never!". You might also end up like KF user "DVNC" and get your DMs leaked by him and publicly humiliated. But hey it might make Lidl Drip come back to make fun of you for it so please go ahead, I miss her.
 
Funny Watermelon said:
Kill yourself violently.
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Hi Null, I love you!
Ikolthur Benoit said:
1. You're not underage boy.
2. Not Chantal the Die-O-Beetes Kween.

That's basically why you wont be his waifu. Plain and simple.
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I used to have very short hair and was frequently told I looked like a 10 year old boy when I did, so maybe Dear Leader will be seduced by that.
GuntChatRegular2 said:
>doesn't know Null is already married to his wife Lidl Drip
Fake Null simp
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I’m leaning towards Lidl being a Null sock, sorry. Mostly because if it’s true it’s genuinely the most adorable thing ever: 💗 💕Josh💕💗 is lonely and desperate for the love of a woman so he roleplays as his perfect girl to make himself feel better and give himself compliments. it’s so pathetic and sad it makes me want to book a plane ticket so I can hug him ASAP.
GuntChatRegular2 said:
Also if you're gonna try to catfish him with this "I am a sexy barely legal teen girl who is in love with Null and wants to be his tradwife" thing I don't think you will have much success. People on here already tried that and according to the women of lolcow.farm Null just sends every woman who messages him a clip of Nick Fuentes saying "No e-girls! Never!". You might also end up like KF user "DVNC" and get your DMs leaked by him and publicly humiliated. But hey it might make Lidl Drip come back to make fun of you for it so please go ahead, I miss her.
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Like I said, this is just for if I happen to meet him irl, I’m not gonna try online. I don’t think anyone would consider me “sexy” exactly but if Null really is the morbidly obese balding NEET you guys claim he is I imagine he’d be a little desperate. I don’t mind him looking like that though, he’s so goddamn handsome he could be a legit deathfat and I’d still want to jump on his broken penis.
 
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