Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you.
I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice.
You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level of Lidl Drip, if she (or he??? idk I don’t really believe that theory that he’s a male faggot sorry) was real, but I am absolutely obsessed with him and I have a crush on him larger than the body mass of every deathfat combined. I’ve been a huge fan of his since I was around 12-13, but I have only recently been public with my love for him because if I kept it in me any longer all of it would explode out of me in a giant bloody mess.
The advice I am seeking from you is how I could most effectively get Null to fall in love with me so I can become his tradwife. I am completely retarded when it comes to understanding men so this would be very helpful to me. Also I am aware he is not interested in dating anyone online, this is for if I happen to meet him irl.
“But why should I help you?” I hear you asking. Well, if Null was to marry me and have me give birth to all 75 of his pure white children to save the white race, I’m sure he’d be a lot happier and less easily agitated as head janny of kiwi farms, and thus would ban people less liberally. It’s a win-win situation all around!!!
Also my stats: 18-almost-19 white female, not a tranny (knowing this site I’m sure people won’t believe me because women are incapable of being weird or autistic in anyway apparently, but I ask you this: why would a tranny be in love with a man who would be in favor of taking his UwU girljuice away? Wouldn’t make any sense)
Mock me all you want, think I’m crazy all you want, but I would appreciate any advice you could give me very much. Thanks!