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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Lol running back to his hug box for validation.
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?
That's like something out of a dystopian novel. A guy just pushing a cart between two rooms one for work and one for sleep and relaxing. how horrific.
 
Josh's litigation fund announcement.
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
 
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oh boy, I sure do hope this won't blow up on his face... HARD :story:
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Lolcow LLC
400 D St
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
+1 (423) 973-9793
press@kiwifarms.net
February 7th, 2024
Press Statement
To our generous members and all spectators who hope for a better Internet,
Four days ago, a crowdfunding page for ongoing and future litigation was opened at <lolcowfund.hardin.law>, with the ambitious goal of raising $75,000.
We met this amount within 24 hours and have since reached $150,000.
The week before, our community was maligned and defamed by baseless accusations of morally repugnant and criminal behavior, spread by high profile members of the tech community and re-published nationwide. These statements were made to excuse prior unprofessional behavior, and as an attempt to further isolate us from the services of reputable for-profit and
nonprofit organizations moving forward.
In the time since collecting this money, all parties preemptively retracted their statements, and one has publicly admitted that their claims do not reflect their beliefs. It is my hope that they will be reasonable in pre-litigation and settle the
matter as efficiently as possible.
This crowdfund, only made possible due to the protective laws around IOLTAs, demonstrates that if all legal websites could process payments without bank-level censorship, the Internet would be a more accessible, diverse, and
free space. The Office of the Comptroller of Currency should unpause the Fair
Access Rule and allow the free market to decide what the Internet should be.
I am overwhelmed with gratitude for this outpouring of support. Thousands of
people have made it clear that as long as I intend to continue forward, they will support me even against seemingly insurmountable odds.
Sincerely,
Joshua Moon
Managing Member
Lolcow LLC
 
This is going to be fantastic. Null flips his lid when even his well intentioned paypigs question him, hows he going to react when he is being aggressively questioned by people he can't ban. :story:
Excuse me, Mr. Moon, could you please clarify to the court what you meant by โ€œtime to jerk off to some neko shotaโ€
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Yeah, spoiler warning, there is going to be no settlement. This would be like a restaurant settling with a schizoid homeless person always smearing shit on the walls of other businesses. Why settle with another party with a horrendous reputation that will be destroyed in court? Is he going to actually do this lawsuit in a state with a SLAPP statue, because lol if he does.
 
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Broom is a little obtuse, there... what was the need to change? "Erm, a need to..."
He probably advised Josh not to try to grift thousands of dollars with a fake lolsuit slush fund. I mean clearly he was influenced by tranny mind control rays and had to go.
 
... be Gondola Moolah? CRP used to push a "work station"/OAP walker round, right? This is what fatso is wanting... yaaahhhhh?

Plenty of people work at home and also use the same room and computer setup for leisure later. They probably don't spend all of their leisure time on the computer though. If he really can't stand spending 24 hours a day in the same room, isn't he supposed to be a big bad computer admin? Why can't he have his main computer in the work space, and have a second cheap laptop or a chromebook or something in another room and just ssh in to the big machine. Steam even has game streaming out of the box, so easy a basil plant can set it up.

Nope have to build a mobile work-avoidance command centre to wheel around your house. That'll impress the ladies.
 
Plenty of people work at home and also use the same room and computer setup for leisure later. They probably don't spend all of their leisure time on the computer though. If he really can't stand spending 24 hours a day in the same room, isn't he supposed to be a big bad computer admin? Why can't he have his main computer in the work space, and have a second cheap laptop or a chromebook or something in another room and just ssh in to the big machine. Steam even has game streaming out of the box, so easy a basil plant can set it up.

Nope have to build a mobile work-avoidance command centre to wheel around your house. That'll impress the ladies.
Shows you that wherever he actually is he is cooped up like a rat in a cage. Most people who wanted to break up their work and leisure time would go out, get something to eat or drink or even just go for a walk. Null's life is so stagnant that moving from one room to another seems like a huge change to him.
 
Keffals literally out there touching grass in the rolling hills or Eire while Josh pushes his computer cuck cart from one bleak room to the next in an endless cycle. KF shrinks daily and the 150k which should make him happy has no effect and he is just as mad as ever cause he's only really bought himself into a lawsuit which no one really wants but that there is no real backing out of now. Even the cult of people who is left over there aren't going to be impressed over a settlement so he has to go all the way.
 
It's weird how this does kind of mirror Rekieta's downfall where his ego locked him into an avoidable lawsuit which Null criticised him for at the time. Now look Null's big ego has locked him into an avoidable lawsuit.
Arent those called "lolsuits" over there? how is wasting the court system's time and resources with frivolous bullshit funny? At worst you can end up with jail time.

Then again jewsh is a fat retard and turned the site into reddit farms.
 
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Is he going to actually do this lawsuit in a state with a SLAPP statue, because lol if he does.

Null said he wants to sue LFJ in California, because Honeycomb (LFJ's company) is located there (Null claims LFJ has been using Honeycomb as material support for #DropKiwiFarms), so yes, he will be suing at least one person in a State with a very strong anti-SLAPP law.

Why settle with another party with a horrendous reputation that will be destroyed in court?

Here's why I hope, for everyone's sake - even Null's own sake, sanity and safety - that there will be out-of-court settlements instead of lolsuits:

I suspect Kiwis are enabling his bullshit on Null's part because they want to coax Null out of his foxhole. Hell, there might even be TRAs who are donating to the crowdfunder, because they think this is a unique opportunity to get Null where they want him.

I suspect both Null's stans and his enemies want to bring Null to the US and have him show up at a public hearing, in person. The mistery man, who is fat, wears glasses and has "the hair of a caveman" according to his own statements on MATI, finally revealed for all to see. Kiwis want go to court so they can slobber all over the Slobbermutt and turn it into a fucking circus of cult of personality apotheosis.

And if not the Kiwis, then the TRAs will show up and turn it into a Tranny Circus Side Show themselves. They will protest outside the court, they will disrupt proceedings inside the court, they will bring the bullhorns and the noisemakers and the cardboard guillotines, they will glue themselves to the bench. If you've ever seen TRAs disrupt public meetings by TERFs, you know what I'm talking about here (ask Posie Parker what this is like). Any activist TRAs that LFJ or Caraballo will bring along to court (by the busloads) will try to photograph/film the Kiwis so they can doxx them, Kiwis in turn will try to photograph/film the TRAs to counter-doxx them, etc. Who the hell wants to step into this fucking mess but Null, the self-styled "carny with a whip" running this whole circus?

This is why I am strongly encouraging both Epik and Caraballo to consider an out-of-court settlement before anything goes to court. Because I know that Null's enemies are only slightly less derranged than his stans.

These are the kinds of TRAs who would love to bring Null to the US and pin-point him to a specific court with a specific court date, knowing his stans will be there to support him:

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As can see, there is whole group of people out there who have been foaming at the mouth to be able doxx Kiwis and Null for years, who will show up to court to capture and doxx anyone who appears to smile at Null.

I know Null doesn't give a fuck about any of these people, the TRAs or the Kiwis dumb enough to show up and get themselves doxxed, but I can only hope they give a fuck about themselves.

This is why I hope, for everyone's sake, that no one will go to court and they will all agree to settle out-of-court.
 
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