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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Kunikazu Okumura said:
I listened to the Oct 31 MATI.

Josh doesn't know how to pronounce renisance. Chat jumped on his ass and he eventually used google to pronounce it. We aren't talking about a hard word here. I have no idea someone gets through even public school without knowing how.

He revealed serious white trash ancestry by saying that America doesn't have good cheese. Then he said, "Most people buy their groceries from Walmart and they only have different varieties of cheddar". Chat jumps on him again and says that not everyone can access Whole Foods. Then he shows a pic of Walmart's shredded cheese section. The problem with this is that the regional chain of grocery stores in Florida, Publix, has a wide variety of good cheese. Even Walmart has decent/good, unpasteurized cheese.

He also didn't know what the white circular stickers on cars meant. The ones with a distance ran like a marathon or half-marathon (26.2 or 13.1). Then he asked what the three-letter stickers mean. Someone in the chat convinced him that they were country codes. They're the three-letter abbreviation of an area you dummy. Like a PDX for Portland. We truly are seeing the results of someone raised entirely by the internet.
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It's giving tranny vibes
 
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
Yeah I don't get this rant that he posted on KF about no fresh meat or cheese. I don't go to Walmart for groceries. I get mine at Stop & Shop. There is supermarket called Market Basket and it is huge. Want fresh baked bread? We got lots of family bakeries here. Want fresh seafood? Go down to the docks in Narragansett.
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The only thing i partially agree with is the meat thing but not even entirely. You can get fresh meat easily in the us you have to just go to a butchers. The supermarket meat is not as fresh but it's good enough even with the red dye for red meats. It's just that it doesn't have a lot of variety outside of normal farmed animals due to import restrictions. The land of the free can't even import a kangaroo steak at an affordable price because they want to monopolize the ones doing it. Last time i looked you can only get it from specific producers which raises the demand more than the supply so they end up costing around 200$ for a pound.
 
This is the good cheese section at my supermarket. A regular supermarket.
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Kunikazu Okumura said:
This is the good cheese section at my supermarket. A regular supermarket.
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My supermarket also has a good cheese and cheap cheese section. I can't do fake cheese. But it doesn't have to be fancy either. I will occasionally treat myself with something good though and try new ones. America has a lot of good food. My only disappointment is that you can't get a lot of good overseas products that have meat without smuggling for an affordable price. But we have plenty of local stuff too that isn't the standard or common farmed meat. Gator is pretty good for example. Most of the interesting imports that pass like ostrich are usually jerky though. I just wish there were more farms here with foreign animals that are not your typical live stock. You usually have to do a lot of searching to find interesting new meats to try. But by no means does it mean there isn't variety or options. Us has plenty, they just make it difficult to find things that are more common in other places. So when people move here they have to make it themselves. Which occasionally starts new businesses because locals want it too. So there is sometimes a benefit.
 
The Cheddar War: Prove to me the USA has meat, cheese, and bread.
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Has he never been to a local bakery or farmer's market? Eating a vegetable and WATER instead of pop never killed anyone either. How in the world is there more than 30 pages?! The level of obesity is incalculable.
 
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Null is a living amerimutt meme holy shit.

Neets like him only know how to eat microwaved tendies, use they phone, and lie on the internet.

Last time I went to a farmers market they had stuff like wild edible mushrooms they figured out how to cultivate that you can't normally find it in chain supermarkets like chicken of the woods, i bought some truffle asiago, they also had stuff like fresh milk and butter, other places had stuff like different kinds of eggs, purple artisan tomato, hot local food you can't find at a chain restaurant like tacos bbq and asian style, i bought some more delicious hummus, those bomb ass steam buns you see in anime but frozen and basically ready to eat with some re steaming that i absolutely had to buy several fillings of, yellow watermelon i got one time, corn dogs they dip in batter and deep fry right in front of you carnival style are confirmed delicious, multiple fresh meats and jerky, even had organic pet treats, vegan stuff, and carmel apples the size of the Andre the giant's fist with random toppings like Snickers bar or other candies. Null would shit himself. It was heaven. I spend way too much whenever i go. But it's ok because it supports local farmers and businesses.

Local butchers ALWAYS have the best cuts.
 
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Does anyone have a twitter it would be funny showing Rekieta the blocklands thread. It would show the blatant hypocrisy of Josh "free speech" Moon banning all discussion that reflects poorly about himself. Josh is an ultimate lolcow CHEESEGATE proves it this man has been living on ramen noodles and pure junk for the past 30 years that he doesnt even know real food exists. Though when you have to seethe about Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta for hours on your dying website you wouldnt have time to cook.

Josh Moon's blood feud with Rekieta for being a degenerate is just laughable given what we know about Josh. Of course Rekieta is an actual degenerate, but Josh is far worse in nearly every aspect. At least Rekieta isnt a paedophile, and necrophile who wants to kill his mother.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Null is a living amerimutt meme holy shit.

Neets like him only know how to eat microwaved tendies, use they phone, and lie on the internet.

Last time I went to a farmers market they had stuff like wild edible mushrooms they figured out how to cultivate that you can't normally find it in chain supermarkets like chicken of the woods, i bought some truffle asiago, they also had stuff like fresh milk and butter, other places had stuff like different kinds of eggs, purple artisan tomato, hot local food you can't find at a chain restaurant like tacos bbq and asian style, i bought some more delicious hummus, those bomb ass steam buns you see in anime but frozen and basically ready to eat with some re steaming that i absolutely had to buy several fillings of, yellow watermelon i got one time, corn dogs they dip in batter and deep fry right in front of you carnival style are confirmed delicious, multiple fresh meats and jerky, even had organic pet treats, vegan stuff, and carmel apples the size of the Andre the giant's fist with random toppings like Snickers bar or other candies. Null would shit himself. It was heaven. I spend way too much whenever i go. But it's ok because it supports local farmers and businesses.

Local butchers ALWAYS have the best cuts.
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Even at big chain grocery stores that all have vegetables that are cheaper than tendies (we are talking between 80cents to a 2.00 for a pound of vegetables). Most have various types of meat, and if you dont like their meat you can get beans and rice for a very low price. Him acting like grocery stores dont have real food is absurd. Just because he always goes to the tendies isles doesnt mean you cant buy fruits, vegetables, rice, beans, and meat (usually for a cheaper price per a pound than the tendies).

That isnt even mentioning farmer's markets that sometimes have stuff cheaper than store price and should be fairly frequent in the county he lives in.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Null is a living amerimutt meme holy shit.

Neets like him only know how to eat microwaved tendies, use they phone, and lie on the internet.

Last time I went to a farmers market they had stuff like wild edible mushrooms they figured out how to cultivate that you can't normally find it in chain supermarkets like chicken of the woods, i bought some truffle asiago, they also had stuff like fresh milk and butter, other places had stuff like different kinds of eggs, purple artisan tomato, hot local food you can't find at a chain restaurant like tacos bbq and asian style, i bought some more delicious hummus, those bomb ass steam buns you see in anime but frozen and basically ready to eat with some re steaming that i absolutely had to buy several fillings of, yellow watermelon i got one time, corn dogs they dip in batter and deep fry right in front of you carnival style are confirmed delicious, multiple fresh meats and jerky, even had organic pet treats, vegan stuff, and carmel apples the size of the Andre the giant's fist with random toppings like Snickers bar or other candies. Null would shit himself. It was heaven. I spend way too much whenever i go. But it's ok because it supports local farmers and businesses.

Local butchers ALWAYS have the best cuts.
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Josh is a retard faggot who dug his own grave and cant move his agoraphobic slovenly ass to a farmer's market for the good shit. if you can bend over and touch your toes, have a job, and go outside then your life is officially better than Joshie's
 
SekturGeist said:
Even at big chain grocery stores that all have vegetables that are cheaper than tendies (we are talking between 80cents to a 2.00 for a pound of vegetables). Most have various types of meat, and if you dont like their meat you can get beans and rice for a very low price. Him acting like grocery stores dont have real food is absurd. Just because he always goes to the tendies isles doesnt mean you cant buy fruits, vegetables, rice, beans, and meat (usually for a cheaper price per a pound than the tendies).

That isnt even mentioning farmer's markets that sometimes have stuff cheaper than store price and should be fairly frequent in the county he lives in.
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Exactly. It's way cheaper to get raw meat you have to season your self and a bunch of seasons to go on it like the obvious salt pepper combo and stuff like chives cumin onion garlic and bullion powder msg etc. And fresh onion potato garlic green onion is also cheap. Both dry and fresh are great for different things. Eating pre packaged food doesn't work for me anymore it always needs something extra like seasoning at least if not more. Like boxed mac and cheese. Probably the most effort he puts into food and he probably doesn't even add milk or butter or if he does it's probably margarine and 2%. Whole milk real butter and some extra melty and stringy cheeses and real bacon broken up and the grease with it or even chopped ham or chicken of your preference. That's just typically one part of the dish because you can do a lot with a vegetable dish to go along with it. Some fresh fruit and actual water with it is also ideal.
 
Chrysler Building said:
Josh is a retard faggot who dug his own grave and cant move his agoraphobic slovenly ass to a farmer's market for the good shit. if you can bend over and touch your toes, have a job, and go outside then your life is officially better than Joshie's
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Pretty much. Even the bacon you can get at even supermarket delis is higher quality and way thicker if you are willing to talk to them is better than the shelf shit which is something his absent father never taught him. If you know a good local butcher you can get some premium cuts for pretty cheap you have to process yourself or junk they would throw away or sell to pet food companies anyway and five them to your dog as well as cheap organ meat for your own dishes. The bacon strips from local butchers is way better than any shelf shit but you don't even have to know of one to get something close enough at the chain supermarket deli that is still better than their display cuts and if you ask for something not on the shelf most of the time they are too lazy to use dye to make it look better on a practically confirmed sale. He once again proves he has no social skills or critical thinking. Also they don't want their expensive meat shoplifted as easily that's why they usually keep it in the back or behind shelves.
 
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Kunikazu Okumura said:
I listened to the Oct 31 MATI.

Josh doesn't know how to pronounce renisance. Chat jumped on his ass and he eventually used google to pronounce it. We aren't talking about a hard word here. I have no idea someone gets through even public school without knowing how.

He revealed serious white trash ancestry by saying that America doesn't have good cheese. Then he said, "Most people buy their groceries from Walmart and they only have different varieties of cheddar". Chat jumps on him again and says that not everyone can access Whole Foods. Then he shows a pic of Walmart's shredded cheese section. The problem with this is that the regional chain of grocery stores in Florida, Publix, has a wide variety of good cheese. Even Walmart has decent/good, unpasteurized cheese.

He also didn't know what the white circular stickers on cars meant. The ones with a distance ran like a marathon or half-marathon (26.2 or 13.1). Then he asked what the three-letter stickers mean. Someone in the chat convinced him that they were country codes. They're the three-letter abbreviation of an area you dummy. Like a PDX for Portland. We truly are seeing the results of someone raised entirely by the internet.
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He was PMSing last night.
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Bro is acting like there are not bakeries with fresh bread. If you are willing to wait they do custom orders. Even supermarkets again have decent ones with better bread than the packages on the shelves and even some of the better end ones on the shelves are pretty damn good if you know what to get that is to your liking. I actually enjoy good bread. So having fresh baked bread is nice. It's not even that hard to do it yourself. There is a local donut shop/bread bakery i live by that sells fresh made cinnamon rolls the size of your head and the bread is perfect.
 
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