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Crimson Fucker

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How can a woman be stoned if she was already raped to death?
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Lidl Drip talking up the e-hubby.
Lidl massively projects that Philip banks posts like a 3rd grader while posting like a 3rd grader multiple times. He is like a parody of himself without self awareness. The only reason he wasn't banned for sperging is because it's a janny sock. I doubt null has the sense of humor to allow anyone but himself to use a pfp like that even if it was a janny because he runs through them faster than king kobra opens his "mead" before its even fermented. So i still suspect it's him which is why Null showed up to the sssniperwolf thread to doubled down on lidls posts while (badly) trying to make it look ambiguous.
 

Chrysler Building

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This is just the tip of the iceberg too. There are many more ways to tell, some more subtle than others. I'm not going to get into too much detail but another example is that women tend to say things like "i feel" and men will typically say "i think" more often. It's due to women relying more on emotion and men using logic for various reasons, this goes back to our ooga booga unga bunga days of early civilization. In b4 he reads this thread again and tries to adjust his personality accordingly.

In Ancient Greece, men were considered superior to women because men were in touch with their emotions. Women were put down for being overly logical and unfeeling, hence Athena being the goddess of Wisdom and an infamously cold fish. The trends you're taking about are pseudoscience and don't really exist when comparing cultures. Slightly different but when Cortés arrived in South America he found cultures where women were day laborers who managed the fields while their men went out hunting all day and only brought back kills at sundown, something unthinkable to modern people who think women did nothing but stay home with the kids all day.

It's important not to project our personal hang ups and stereotypes onto the past, it leads to bad assumptions.
 

Crimson Fucker

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In Ancient Greece, men were considered superior to women because men were in touch with their emotions. Women were put down for being overly logical and unfeeling, hence Athena being the goddess of Wisdom and an infamously cold fish. The trends you're taking about are pseudoscience and don't really exist when comparing cultures. Slightly different but when Cortés arrived in South America he found cultures where women were day laborers who managed the fields while their men went out hunting all day and only brought back kills at sundown, something unthinkable to modern people who think women did nothing but stay home with the kids all day.

It's important not to project our personal hang ups and stereotypes onto the past, it leads to bad assumptions.
Agree to disagree. It stems from female aggression vs male aggression. Males tend to be more physically violent while women tend to be more psychologically manipulative. This is by necessity because physically men are built for combat and women are built for reproduction so would need to use men for protection while pregnant. Which is why queens would often manipulate the kings emotionally in spite of them having less political power as it is built into our dna. Women are more emotionally mature and as a result men are more easily manipulated by women. Men typically use fear as opposed to manipulation because it's easier. It is harder for men to even recognize it because we are not as emotionally mature as women who are used to having to deal with controlling it more often than men at a higher level. Ancient Greece was extremely sexist towards women so they are not exactly good source for that kind of argument. They are basically Ancient incels who wouldn't let them participate in most of society philosophy and art. Look at their plays and sculptures that are men taking women's roles. It's also common knowledge at this point that men more commonly preface their statements with "i think" or "i believe" and women more commonly say "i feel" but it doesn't mean there can't be overlap in verbal tics. Women tend to also be more empathetic than men especially in modern times where men are called weak for it thus hide their feelings more often to not look weak. It can cause emotional stunting, but it isn't really recent just more exaggerated and more noticeable now with internet.
 
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Chrysler Building

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Agree to disagree. It stems from female aggression vs male aggression. Males tend to be more physically violent while women tend to be more psychologically manipulative. This is by necessity because physically men are built for combat and women are built for reproduction so would need to use men for protection while pregnant. Which is why queens would often manipulate the kings emotionally in spite of them having less political power as it is built into our dna. Women are more emotionally mature and as a result men are more easily manipulated by women. Men typically use fear as opposed to manipulation because it's easier. It is harder for men to even recognize it because we are not as emotionally mature as women who are used to having to deal with controlling it more often than men at a higher level. Ancient Greece was extremely sexist towards women so they are not exactly good source for that kind of argument. They are basically Ancient incels who wouldn't let them participate in most of society philosophy and art. Look at their palys and sculptures that are men taking women's roles. It's also common knowledge at this point that men more commonly preface their statements with "i think" or "i believe" and women more commonly say "i feel" but it doesn't mean there can't be overlap in verbal tics. Women tend to also be more empathetic than men especially in modern times where men are called weak for it thus hide it.

It doesn't really matter if the Greeks were incels or not, the fact that they had a different culture with different expectations and gender stereotypes is what's important. The perceived characteristics of males and females are very malleable, especially from an anthropological stand point. A masculine "red pill" account on twitter was recently called out for being run by two women from India and no one could tell the difference. Jordan Peterson himself said that trends only went so far and that individuals can vary widely which is why he recommended against relying too heavily on trends and stereotypes.

As it pertains to Lidl, the fact that there is debate means that the person behind this is pretty good at what they do. Anonymous has no gender.
 

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It doesn't really matter if the Greeks were incels or not, the fact that they had a different culture with different expectations and gender stereotypes is what's important. The perceived characteristics of males and females are very malleable, especially from an anthropological stand point. A masculine "red pill" account on twitter was recently called out for being run by two women from India and no one could tell the difference.

As it pertains to Lidl, the fact that there is debate means that the person behind this is pretty good at what they do. Anonymous has no gender.
Their different culture and expectations were sexist assumptions that are disproven by modern science so they were ultimately wrong. They didn't understand women enough to make that claim but did anyway. You could make the same argument with modern incel culture since culture isn't geographically bound anymore. Their "understanding" was a misunderstanding at best. I'm being general, there is always the #notall argument.
 

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Their different culture and expectations were sexist assumptions that are disproven by modern science so they were ultimately wrong. They didn't understand women enough to make that claim but did anyway. You could make the same argument with modern incel culture since culture isn't geographically bound anymore. Their "understanding" was a misunderstanding at best. I'm being general, there is always the #notall argument.

Certainly, yeah. The point I'm trying to make though is that "women behavior" is a malleable concept that changes over time and we can't easily assign identities of anonymous posters just based off our ideas of what certain demographics act like. Hence why there's speculation about Lidl in the first place; other posters see a gay man but I see a terminally only female since I see a lot of this behavior from terminally online females.

Maybe we should be thanking Lidl for inspiring these convos in the first place?
 

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Certainly, yeah. The point I'm trying to make though is that "women behavior" is a malleable concept that changes over time and we can't easily assign identities of anonymous posters just based off our ideas of what certain demographics act like. Hence why there's speculation about Lidl in the first place; other posters see a gay man but I see a terminally only female since I see a lot of this behavior from terminally online females.

Maybe we should be thanking Lidl for inspiring these convos in the first place?
Regarding lidl, this is my reasoning: Lidl is Null's sock or it would have been banned for the avatar its using now along with the spergy behavior and age of the account because null is incapable of laughing at himself outside self depreciating humor because he bans even older people for the same criticisms he occasionally gives of himself and goes through mods faster than a youtuber hits the can after they upload their taco bell one of every item on the menu mukbang episode. You quite literally don't have to look into it any further than anyone calling him out on it being banned within the hour consistently in order to hide it and jumping into all the same threads defending eachother. If it were a janny sock he would have left it because people thinking it's him would be funny to him if it actually weren't him, but people are getting close too the truth so they disappear like when they criticize stalin in the soviet union.

The reason why there is overlap on behavior is because fatherless and motherless homes being more common which increases or decreases for various reasons from war to society. Null is fatherless so is very feminine, women without fathers start acting masculine like their dad to get approval like a son would. Its also not hard to get into pattern recognition to shit post like one or the other, although there will always be giveaways which become more appearant in hindsight. Some people are better at it than others and not everyone is good in the same areas. Like numbers vs behavior. It has to do with comprehension of concepts like how people act and speak or focusing on things like numbers and shapes or characteristics. Autism and ability to perceive abstract thoughts hypothetical visual images and internal monolog are all a huge factor and also why some people are incapable of critical thinking. You gotta add these and more factors together and look for individual limitations.

That's why i said you were barely scratching the surface with your first comment i replied to, i wasn't disagreeing and neither of us are really incorrect but there are still common trends. It's like how some female body builders can beat up weak beta males. Also i am not saying because women are more emotionally driven means they are not as smart as men. Men developed food finding and enemy beating problem solving skills and women developed their own artistic creativity by making clothes and preparing food etc. It's why women are more nurturing usually and can understand things about their kids men won't. Men and women are in fact equal but we fill different niches.
 
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Crimson Fucker

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No matter how many times i edit it there will always be a spelling or grammar mistake in my posts. The longer it is the more mistakes lmao. Whenever i post something tldr there is always a mistake every time i check. And I always forget to add a key part i was thinking of and forgot while typing.
 

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How is Lidl posting in the chat the entire time during MATI if Lidl is Null? I was watching Null play Alien Isolation and Lidl was there the entire time commenting on it, there is no way he could have done that at the same time as playing the game. Do you actually believe he is getting someone else to log into the account to post in chat for him and if he has someone else he trusts that much to log into his sock account for him then why do you refuse to believe that he has people who are friends with him on the forum and Lidl is one of them?

I have seen at least two other people who have genderbent avatars of Null and several who have just normal pictures of them that are slightly edited. Dynastia made a famous edit of Null where is a tranny and Null found it funny cause him and Dynastia are friends. It's obvious that people who are friends with Null aren't going to get in trouble with him, he said himself he treats people he knows with more leniency while moderating as opposed to people who he has never seen before on the forum.

Anyways today Lidl sperged out over some woman who posted pictures of food that looked nice or something.

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Dyn ofc appears to pile on and white-knight Lidl.

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How is Lidl posting in the chat the entire time during MATI if Lidl is Null? I was watching Null play Alien Isolation and Lidl was there the entire time commenting on it, there is no way he could have done that at the same time as playing the game. Do you actually believe he is getting someone else to log into the account to post in chat for him and if he has someone else he trusts that much to log into his sock account for him then why do you refuse to believe that he has people who are friends with him on the forum and Lidl is one of them?

I have seen at least two other people who have genderbent avatars of Null and several who have just normal pictures of them that are slightly edited. Dynastia made a famous edit of Null where is a tranny and Null found it funny cause him and Dynastia are friends. It's obvious that people who are friends with Null aren't going to get in trouble with him, he said himself he treats people he knows with more leniency while moderating as opposed to people who he has never seen before on the forum.

Anyways today Lidl sperged out over some woman who posted pictures of food that looked nice or something.

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Dyn ofc appears to pile on and white-knight Lidl.

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Yeah, I am not married to the Lidl is Null hypothesis, mainly because I honestly don't believe Null is sad enough to janny his own broom. I'm not sold on everything @The Gays From LA says, but she is definitely correct in assuming Lidl is a gay dude, not a not, not a tranny, a plain old faggot. Maybe Null lets Lidl use the pfp because it makes him feel pretty.
 

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How is Lidl posting in the chat the entire time during MATI if Lidl is Null? I was watching Null play Alien Isolation and Lidl was there the entire time commenting on it, there is no way he could have done that at the same time as playing the game. Do you actually believe he is getting someone else to log into the account to post in chat for him and if he has someone else he trusts that much to log into his sock account for him then why do you refuse to believe that he has people who are friends with him on the forum and Lidl is one of them?
You seem really hung up on this for some reason as if that can't easily be faked. Those are faked all the time, some more obvious than others. It could have been as simple as a pre recorded stream with improv voice over. Botting accounts is also extremely common and you can still use the account normally. If he has people he trusts enough to let them do maintenance on his site then sharing a throw away bait sock also isn't out of the question if you're looking at things with old school limitations. Botting accounts can be done by script kiddies so it's not even out of his range. It could even be both so that the chats match the stream. The old pre recorded live stream and botted accounts trick. There are plenty of ways to do things like that, people can argue with themselves in live chats with two devices if they are dedicated enough.
 

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The nigga that cries at the drop of a hat and thinks that telling neets to make their bed every day will cure them of their neet tendencies. That's top tier cope from him.

While I do agree that stereotypes regarding gender can be flexible, there are some things that don't change even with hormones being pumped into a person who truly believes they can defy their biology. Let alone a sad little faggot larping on the internet to get the love his parents never gave him from an overweight manchild who runs a fruit farm forum.
 

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If aliens in ufos were hypothetically real they would look at all the space junk surrounding the planet and film it for an episode of space horders.
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The Gays From LA

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Feline Supremacist called Lidl Drip a man lol
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This was posted in the KF thread but it really belongs here. Feline Supremacists has apparently been lurking at this thread, and has confronted Lidl with the fact that many have deducted that he's a man:

Well, there are more than a few folks out there who say you're a closeted homosexual man, especially with your pfp of the forum owner altered to look like a woman


If you read this part of the thread you'll see that Lidl was apparently accusing Feline of having a loli anime girl for an avatar, which wasn't actually the case (it was a meme that incorporated an anime girl image as part of the overall composition, but that's Crunklord's avatar right now too). It's interesting to me that Lidl would level this accusation at Feline, because Lidl did something similar to me: Lidl falsely claimed that I had an anime avatar on KF, which was never the case. The single comment on my KF profile by me about having an anime avatar was in response to an April Fool's prank where Null had changed everyone's profile picture to an anime character for that single day alone, then changed all the avatars back to what they originally were. As I've already said on this forum I personally am not very familiar with anime, so I didn't recognize the character my avatar had been changed into. I posted that comment on my profile because I was hoping someone who's familiar with anime would tell me which character my avatar had been changed into.

So again, I've never had an anime avatar and I find it very telling that Lidl is now levelling the same kind of false accusation at Feline for confronting him about his very obvious maleness. BTW, here's Lidl being a man again in the MATI thread:

Holy shit listening to this faggot talk would make anyone have violent fantasies about curb-stomping him right?


Does 👏 Not 👏 Sound 👏 Like 👏 A 👏 Woman!👏
 

Neighbor Nerds

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Wonder how long it’ll take before Lidl Drip cries to Janny Jewsh in a PM and gets Feline Supremacist banned. I’d love to see how that conversation would play out.
 

SSj_Ness

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A masculine "red pill" account on twitter was recently called out for being run by two women from India and no one could tell the difference.
Anonymous has no gender.
Anyone can mimic or naturally feel inclined to exhibit behaviors not normally associated with what they are, but it doesn't change anything. Those two women are still, as you referred to them, women. Being anonymous didn't mean they had no gender, their gender was merely obfuscated, because otherwise we can apply similar logic to trannies who essentially obfuscate their gender too.

The funny thing about that is humanity as a whole has a messy bedroom. The entire earth is covered in trash and our orbit is cluttered with space debris.
That's pretty funny, but that trash is away from us directly in most cases, so it's more like having a clean house and trashed yard or something.
 

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Anyone can mimic or naturally feel inclined to exhibit behaviors not normally associated with what they are, but it doesn't change anything. Those two women are still, as you referred to them, women. Being anonymous didn't mean they had no gender, their gender was merely obfuscated, because otherwise we can apply similar logic to trannies who essentially obfuscate their gender too.


That's pretty funny, but that trash is away from us directly in most cases, so it's more like having a clean house and trashed yard or something.
I hope one of those stray wrenches a NASA worker dropped in space doesn't fly into a satellite causing a domino effect that wipes out global communication in a storm of metal going a thousand miles an hour around the earth preventing new ones from being launched like that one movie i forgot the name of where that was basically the entire plot and they were stuck in space.
 
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