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youthful_ shannel

Hellovan Onion
If that's the goal then it's not going very well because they are whining all day long about right-wing politics and conservative men and posters from the politics board in that thread. Occasionally they cry about muslim men and islam. The whole thread is just "Everything in the world is men's fault and women are innocent flowers who never do anything wrong." You can't accept that you were wrong and you even refuse to read the thread, probably because you realize that you would see that you are wrong.

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This tbh. Gays seems to be a bit miffed that Null is letting Lidl suck off the broom instead of him.
I honestly only understand a third of what this dude is saying. Are people celebrating rape?
 

GuntChatRegular2

Baby Onion
According to Lidl (but lack of citation there). Maybe... like Ash... Lidl has a bit of a rape fetish? It's all a bit "THe "Lady" doth protest too much".
I searched the Palestine/Israel conflict thread on the farms for the word "rape" and got pages upon pages of results for posts like this:
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Where ever a broom needs a squealer, when ever the Alawgs are being just plain mean... there comes riding on their white horse... Lidl Drip
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That pretense of having a wife and kids. Something you can never give the broom, Lidl. Never.
 

GuntChatRegular2

Baby Onion
That's not celebrating rape.
You're right. I don't really wish to read much more of the almost 700 pages of that thread but just from the first couple of results I have picked out some posts that probably ruffled some feminist feathers

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This man claims to have read 400 pages of the thread and is complaining that it is almost all discussion of some raver chick getting raped.
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TheAnimeRetard

Registered
If that's the goal then it's not going very well because they are whining all day long about right-wing politics and conservative men and posters from the politics board in that thread. Occasionally they cry about muslim men and islam. The whole thread is just "Everything in the world is men's fault and women are innocent flowers who never do anything wrong." You can't accept that you were wrong and you even refuse to read the thread, probably because you realize that you would see that you are wrong.

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This tbh. Gays seems to be a bit miffed that Null is letting Lidl suck off the broom instead of him.
>complains about /pol/tards in the form of a meme
>the meme is literally the type of meme that would be posted on /pol/
 

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
Hellovan Onion
Here's Lidl's post about Andrew Tate, where he ridiculously suggested that the fedz are propping up Andrew Tate because they're trying to make the right look misogynist.

>white women vote against tranny and CRT curriculum in lower level races in the country
>highly increased their vote share for Trump as well
>suddenly the e-right goes all in on women being dogs and deserving no dignity
Yeah, if there’s any fed operation it is propping Tate up. Not killing him.

Note how Lidl referred to the US as "the country" suggesting he's already there and it's his country.
So much for claiming to live in Belgium, LMAO.
Have any Belgian Kiwis slipped into his DMs yet to test his conversational knowledge of French and/or Flamish?
 

Pepsi Man

Savior of PepsiLand
Remarkable Onion
Lidl donegoofs and let's his larp slip once again LMAO it just keeps getting better and better
Here's Lidl's post about Andrew Tate, where he ridiculously suggested that the fedz are propping up Andrew Tate because they're trying to make the right look misogynist.



Note how Lidl referred to the US as "the country" suggesting he's already there and it's his country.
So much for claiming to live in Belgium, LMAO.
Have any Belgian Kiwis slipped into his DMs yet to test his conversational knowledge of French and/or Flamish?
 

GuntChatRegular2

Baby Onion
Here's Lidl's post about Andrew Tate, where he ridiculously suggested that the fedz are propping up Andrew Tate because they're trying to make the right look misogynist.



Note how Lidl referred to the US as "the country" suggesting he's already there and it's his country.
So much for claiming to live in Belgium, LMAO.
Have any Belgian Kiwis slipped into his DMs yet to test his conversational knowledge of French and/or Flamish?
I believe you quoted the wrong post unless you mean to imply Berrakh is a Lidl alt?

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Slipping into Lidl's DMs to do that after you discussed it publicly here sounds like a great way to get your account banned instantly. You're not very bright, aren't you? If you want to plan a gayop against Lidl you don't do it out in the open. :opeed:
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Yes. And a kid. And a history of fighting for free speech. Not hiding behind Mummy's skirt. "Hasn't had sex with a tranny... AFAIK". Lidl aware of the possibility that joshy has. btw "Cute"? I think Lidl has a tard fetish, like Jeff G Rapey. "Smart" Just more proof how dumb Lidl is. "Anti-porn"? As much as he is against censorship.

Dank knows his Father... Lidl can't say that about the broom.... or zemself.
 

Slaughter

FUCK YOU GO OFF YOURSELF YOU KNAVE GODDAMN FORUM FAIRIE
Local Moderator
Yknow, regardless of who or what Lidl is behind the screen, accusing it of being a tranny is funny because it implies that if Lidl is somehow a woman, he/she/they/it is so bad at it that it's up for debate. Trying to insist Lidl is a woman here of all places is beating a dead horse, perhaps a little suspicious considering this is supposed to be a thread making fun of Lidl and examining the strangeness of posts made by the account. But, moving on.

Here's my honest to god assessment:
There are a number of telltale indications that tend to be missed by people who aren't looking for them. This isn't a magical rule of thumb but it's something to chew on.

1. Women will almost always relate a situation back to their own experiences, and speak from a self perspective. They will use a lot of "I, Me, My..." statements because women see the world defined by their own experiences. You don't believe that? Go to Beauty Parlour, go read journalism written by women. Once you've discovered this, the amount of times you will catch this happening will set off your alarm bells.
2. Because women relate everything to personal experience, they unknowingly butcher their opsec in an attempt to seem relatable. They may not be egregious slip-ups but they're significant. There's a reason why the female user base of KF was disproportionately more effected by the 2019 leaks, and a majority of the female users left or were later effected by information in the database leaks because they didn't bother to use dummy emails or usernames that couldn't be traced back to them. If you go back and look at just how many of the users who dropped off after that were women, it'll make sense.
3. The patterns of behavior Lidl shows presently have also been observed with men pretending to be women, trannies, and their ilk. It isn't just a one-off thing or even a set of coincidences. There are a lot of similarities to Spooky Bones' larp, Blaine, other noteworthy trannies that love getting their hands dirty in gayops and this reeks of extremely homosexual poo-smearing shenanigans.

tl;dr it isn't just people trying to be funny, there's good reason for people to be suspicious.
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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Shippin'...
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From this thread
Lidl there, using Autistic Spites fave "HE WAS TEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!" FOrgetting his own "Freeze Peach" stance. Remember CDG? How joshy had to get down on his knees and beg them to help keep his hugbox online? I'm pretty sure this janny sock does.

"I'm sure he will tell you..." Lidl has to admit that as the broom isn't going to give away any details of his "life"... then it's a bit silly to put him on a pedestal. The broom is known to tell massive porkies, and contradict himself. Sure Lidl knows that as well.
 

Crimson Fucker

Ţepeş
Hellovan Onion
Yknow, regardless of who or what Lidl is behind the screen, accusing it of being a tranny is funny because it implies that if Lidl is somehow a woman, he/she/they/it is so bad at it that it's up for debate. Trying to insist Lidl is a woman here of all places is beating a dead horse, perhaps a little suspicious considering this is supposed to be a thread making fun of Lidl and examining the strangeness of posts made by the account. But, moving on.

Here's my honest to god assessment:
There are a number of telltale indications that tend to be missed by people who aren't looking for them. This isn't a magical rule of thumb but it's something to chew on.

1. Women will almost always relate a situation back to their own experiences, and speak from a self perspective. They will use a lot of "I, Me, My..." statements because women see the world defined by their own experiences. You don't believe that? Go to Beauty Parlour, go read journalism written by women. Once you've discovered this, the amount of times you will catch this happening will set off your alarm bells.
2. Because women relate everything to personal experience, they unknowingly butcher their opsec in an attempt to seem relatable. They may not be egregious slip-ups but they're significant. There's a reason why the female user base of KF was disproportionately more effected by the 2019 leaks, and a majority of the female users left or were later effected by information in the database leaks because they didn't bother to use dummy emails or usernames that couldn't be traced back to them. If you go back and look at just how many of the users who dropped off after that were women, it'll make sense.
3. The patterns of behavior Lidl shows presently have also been observed with men pretending to be women, trannies, and their ilk. It isn't just a one-off thing or even a set of coincidences. There are a lot of similarities to Spooky Bones' larp, Blaine, other noteworthy trannies that love getting their hands dirty in gayops and this reeks of extremely homosexual poo-smearing shenanigans.

tl;dr it isn't just people trying to be funny, there's good reason for people to be suspicious.
This is just the tip of the iceberg too. There are many more ways to tell, some more subtle than others. I'm not going to get into too much detail but another example is that women tend to say things like "i feel" and men will typically say "i think" more often. It's due to women relying more on emotion and men using logic for various reasons, this goes back to our ooga booga unga bunga days of early civilization. In b4 he reads this thread again and tries to adjust his personality accordingly.
 
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